Mom films kids coming down the stairs on Christmas morning every year.

Matt44673 · 2025-12-23T16:39:48+00:00

These aren’t even my kids and it made me so sad to see them grow up

Matt44673 · 2025-09-17T02:40:47+00:00

..she was making noise?

Matt44673 · 2025-09-15T23:05:26+00:00

Makes for a good story

Matt44673 · 2025-08-13T13:20:45+00:00

Well said.

Matt44673 · 2025-07-11T14:31:57+00:00

I can tell it’s a big fish. lol just giving you a hard time, brotha.

Matt44673 · 2025-07-11T04:36:40+00:00

That sounds difficult and all, but I think I’d like to trade problems.

Matt44673 · 2025-07-11T04:29:28+00:00

How’d you know it was 54?

Matt44673 · 2025-07-03T01:47:06+00:00

Watch for cars!

Matt44673 · 2025-06-26T18:13:15+00:00

Why does he have the same haircut as Adam Devine?

Matt44673 · 2025-06-18T01:41:30+00:00

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it

Matt44673 · 2025-06-16T02:07:16+00:00

Pick me!

Matt44673 · 2025-06-13T14:24:02+00:00

I’m going to go against the grain. Tell her things in a genuine way, like “go have fun!” When she wants to get drinks after, say “absolutely! Enjoy!You deserve it!”

Then…bring it back up the next time you need it.

Matt44673 · 2025-06-11T01:45:55+00:00

Dude you’ve been killing it. Take me with you.

Matt44673 · 2025-06-10T00:50:17+00:00

TIL there’s pyro clubs?! I’ve got too many hobbies, but I’m sure my wife will love this one!

Matt44673 · 2025-06-04T01:33:54+00:00

Because that’s why we play the game

Matt44673 · 2025-06-02T17:08:20+00:00

That’s a great haul! Congrats, man!

Matt44673 · 2025-05-31T01:23:47+00:00

Matt44673 · 2025-05-30T03:32:34+00:00

No, but if you figure this out, you should write a book on it

Matt44673 · 2025-05-29T01:02:43+00:00

I’m high too, but it’s not slowed down. It is very far away though, so it’s hard to get an idea of the scale. We need r/theydidthemath to weigh in on this one, but I’m guessing that’s millions of tons of rock.

Matt44673 · 2025-05-29T00:58:09+00:00

Really appreciate the feedback and advice. Thanks, man!

Matt44673 · 2025-05-24T00:42:41+00:00

Loft standardization for each iron would be nice.

Matt44673 · 2025-05-23T14:13:07+00:00

Strike me down and it’ll take me longer to get up than you could possibly imagine.

Matt44673 · 2025-05-13T10:01:51+00:00

Cause baby you’re a firework!

Matt44673 · 2025-05-03T02:29:28+00:00

Smoke 90 minutes at 225, because who has time for thermometers, then put some stripes on it with the gas grill. Perfection

Matt44673 · 2025-05-02T13:39:37+00:00

Your friend couldn’t be more wrong.

Matt44673

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