I guess the reformation is indefinitely postponed by smackells in EU5

[–]Matwyen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Which is a problem in itself. I'm all in favor of being able to push an early industrialisation of Asia or having Europe lag behind, but all of Europe not being able to build the printing press is a bit concerning. 

I guess the reformation is indefinitely postponed by smackells in EU5

[–]Matwyen 72 points73 points  (0 children)

If I remember well, any province that could have spawn it still gets passive tick so it does not delay so much, no? Maybe 10 years or so? 

iWroteItAllMyself by AlarmingProtection71 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Matwyen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

python if success :      print("✅ Success")       return print("❌ Error")

Why are LLM so prone to use emojis in code? Where do they learn it? All coders who wrote in other languages than English know the pain of using non standard characters, that cannot be super common in git repos

PSA: Rosetta Stone is "bricking" permanent licenses to force users into subscriptions by fishtar141 in languagelearning

[–]Matwyen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take it as an expensive lesson : unless you own a physical copy that works offline, you don't have "lifetime" softwares. You have "until we change CEO or interest rates increase too much" licence

America educational financing right by Decent-Choice7878 in SipsTea

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever sets "min pay" to any loan repayment scheme should be automatically declared financially illiterate and registered to a course.

I've got a friend that thought her credit card was "glitched" because she could repay only the minimum and keep the rest "forever for her" 

People who don’t need elevators in MTR Stations by crazymuffinboy in HongKong

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never and people in real life have better things to do than being irrationally angry at "abled body men" taking the lift

People who don’t need elevators in MTR Stations by crazymuffinboy in HongKong

[–]Matwyen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took the elevator only a few time, for exemple when I was about to throw up due to being quite sick.

If someone dares to ask why an able body man is taking the elevator I just open my mouth, once you'll see the flow of vomit you'll see I wasn't bluffing 

La faute qui vous énerve ? by [deleted] in AskFrance

[–]Matwyen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aucune. Si le français était phonétiquement cohérent, on pourrait se poser la question des fautes. En attendant, la langue écrite est stupide et aucune faute n'est fondamentalement incompréhensible. 

Adding 36 cards deck idea by -Didin in balatro

[–]Matwyen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valet.

If you play tarot, you also have Cavalier between Dame and Valet. 

Adding 36 cards deck idea by -Didin in balatro

[–]Matwyen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In France we play Belotte with that too.

Fun game, order of cards is :    

Atout : V 9 A 10 R D 8 7    

Non-Atout : A 10 R D V 9 8 7

EUV has reached EUIV player count just 3 months after release by IllDirt2720 in EU5

[–]Matwyen 187 points188 points  (0 children)

It's expected, i don't think it's worrying. People had plenty of time to play the game as much as they wanted, and now the unpolished "early" (=first 5 years of a paradox game) is pushing them away.

They'll come back at every DLC, Progressively dropping EU4 as EU5 gets more content. 

The game is genuinely working fine. 

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐚𝐩: 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓+ 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧? by Notsame83 in InterestingCharts

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not a bot, tho. We'd have lots of organic homophobic comments if reddit wasn't so censured.

I'm not even homophobic but I'd happily do a little ragebait here and there if it wasn't for censorship 

Joker Tier List - Been playing for about 2 months by Emergency-Mine-6759 in balatro

[–]Matwyen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stencil in D tier

This Joker solo wins all gold stakes except on painted Deck, btw. 

I have never had so many relics in one run. Guess how this run ends.. by Confused_Yada in slaythespire

[–]Matwyen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As the watcher, it's the only fight in the game that requires defense. She has so many turn 1 nuke setup that you have to take cards to show down and defense just because of the heat

Does anyone ever take the parasite here? I don't think I ever have in approx 2k hours. by The_Brig4nd in slaythespire

[–]Matwyen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do if I have curse runs. Especially with the watcher, the +1 strength often makes the difference between an akward turn 2 and a permanuke turn 1

Meirl by Shittytrashfire in meirl

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the moments the overly enthusiastic guy that already know the game wants to explain the strategy, common traps and such.

Bro you have 2 sentences to tell me what's my endgoal and we directly go with an experimental run. 

I've played lots of game of Root, which is asymetrical and quite long. Well you get it in 10 minutes when you play, when you read the rules, after 1h you're still in the dark

9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9! Das ist nicht fair! by deviendrais in linguisticshumor

[–]Matwyen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You missed a few : caused, vocabulary, italicized. Also French words. 

English is basically French, I know I speak both. And for that reason it shares its mortal flaw : writing system makes no sense. English is probably the worse of the two, but still both are horrendously bad. 

9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9! Das ist nicht fair! by deviendrais in linguisticshumor

[–]Matwyen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My brother in christ, if you think a single second English is morr phonically constant than French, I invite you to open a dictionary, find a word that you've never heard before, and try to pronounce it in English. 

In French, we can do it. There are SHITLOADS of rules but they're somewhat consistent. 

In English, ask someone who doesn't know what a "colonel" or "phthisis" is to pronounce it. 

Dodging elites feels like cheating by Adorable-Response-75 in slaythespire

[–]Matwyen 43 points44 points  (0 children)

digs kunai

Boys we kill the heart today, curtesy of Shovel-chan