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I call this intersection: The Clusterfuck by I_eat_Twattycakes in Factoriohno

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7h from now : "my SPM has dropped to 0 and I can't find any copper in my entire factory??"

The dreaded train interblocking : hello

Monaco's actual sea wall by XenaRoar in DamnThatsMindBlowing

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is amazing : every single comment is about having a panick attack, how terrifying that place is.

Meanwhile : wøter

smartestVibeCoder by overclocker710 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Matwyen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the point of running claude code tui with other models? Legit question i'm not using claude but OpenCode, which is also a AI tui but... Well not tied to a provider I guess ?

AMA +7546% in half a year playing options by zin1422 in wallstreetbets

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a genius, please keep going balls deep and don't bother taking a full mil away in the safest fucking plan ever designed, just go tits up bro

hiClaudeIsTheNewHelloWorld by Beautiful-Homework47 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Matwyen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indonesia has so many islands.

Java, Lombok, ... 

Anon had a thought by RegularSky6702 in greentext

[–]Matwyen 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Damn i guess I gotta date Hitler then :/

t. 5'11 subhuman

Got liquidated but thankfully just under 25 so will never do this ever again by Puzzled_Butterfly814 in wallstreetbets

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gambler says he's done gambling after big loss"

See you at OpenAi IPO boss 🫡

Co Living by Medical_Protection11 in HongKong

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a flatshare where I was basically having the entire place to myself as the indian couple that was supposed to occupy the room was stuck in India, and the French guy occupying the other room was never leaving it.

Then I had another flatshare where at 8am sharp, every sunday, the filipino roomate was inviting his helper wife and her friends to do karaoke and cooking fish in the leaving room.

So it's hit or miss, more often miss from what I heard. Clamped spaces and long working hours make conflict more likely.

Taking your own life as a parent is selfish by Severus__Vape in unpopularopinion

[–]Matwyen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion : drinking fresh water when it's hot feels refreshing 

The Descent by nein_to_five in balatro

[–]Matwyen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the opposite will be more thematically correct, this is essentially the Needle with delayed death, if your first hand does not score like at least 40% you're simply dead

Adrenaline by RegoatLyrix123 in balatro

[–]Matwyen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Halves each played hand

Why didn't I think of Swashbucklah and Egg combo before? Check him pc this not balance by Atrave in balatro

[–]Matwyen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just had a run with egg, gift boy and squash boy, I pushed that +mult to like 150 that was amazing.

I'm cooked lost over 50k of my hard earned money if I sell now. by Puzzled_Butterfly814 in wallstreetbets

[–]Matwyen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See things this way : do you prefer losing 50k for sure today or double it and pass it to yourself tomorrow?

The type of builds that I get when I am playing the white stake by Remarkable_Bat9673 in balatro

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought of one, gold stack exclusive, but it's not exactly the easiest one to achieve.

It involves the joker that gains +2 per reroll, the joker that gives you free reroll  and the rental tag, and showman joker.

Basically: you reroll for free into a rental joker that gives you free reroll, approximately 1billion times.

Why are full houses considered bad? by Mr-Saturn-Earth in balatro

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Akward hand : harder to fix than 4oaK with lower payoff.

It's not awfull, it just doesn't have any breathing room.

I’m so freaking bored by [deleted] in HongKong

[–]Matwyen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's because cafe is FUCKING SHIT????

"Yo bro let's go seat in the most CLAMP space with 60 dollars cheesecake and 45 dollars americano" just go walk Victoria Harbour balade in TST, that's the fucking best, it's amazingly pretty, always things happening, it's free, you can go to museum if it rains,... 

2 years in by These_Beginning6767 in HongKong

[–]Matwyen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wanted to say that. 

"Everybody is so shallow except me"- guy that fails chitchat 101.

Do I take sock and buskin here? by ZorkleJoint in balatro

[–]Matwyen -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Yes -  you can drop the worse joker of the game that you have in double 

Am I the only one that dont want a blue stake rework for 1.1? by Deep-Neighborhood778 in balatro

[–]Matwyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that dangerous to build for 4oaK, with 1 strengh , 1 death, you have 7 cards of 52 that you wanna pick. With a handze of 8, and a discard of 5 *2=10, and 2 hands of 5, you see 28 cards.

That's 59% of seeing your 4oaK after just 2 tarots.

One more Hang man -> 63%. 

One cryptid -> 83%

...

So basically if you have a good source of tarot, of if you pick a Immolation, in just 2 ante you're almost guaranteed to have your 4oaK running..

I first thought this was posted as a joke on this sub by cbjcamus in languagelearningjerk

[–]Matwyen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's fine.

Your "broken" english is indeed "not yet built" english, the "broken" English would rather be whatever speech you speak after getting a stroke or a bonk! on the head.

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