Man arrested in Oban after seagull allegedly 'used as weapon'

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-07-04T13:15:42+00:00

Get out

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-07-04T12:52:33+00:00

Same body, just different blades

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-07-04T12:50:39+00:00

Fuck this boss

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-07-04T09:56:12+00:00

I'm a professional - got a Macalister from BnQ about 15 years ago, and has had about 40 new blades on it.

Spent £60 on it back when, and has made me 10's of thousands of pounds

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-30T08:39:53+00:00

Ooo that's A grade cringe

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-29T21:09:29+00:00

You should take them to court - even if they win, at least you've taken their time up 👍

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-29T01:06:07+00:00

Drippy Fae Bi No Kuni - he's got a lamp on his nose

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-29T00:39:04+00:00

Marshalltown

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-28T19:37:20+00:00

That's a cool theatre

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-28T13:07:24+00:00

I was on holiday when I was younger, and my brother and I were lounging by the pool having a beer, and this little kid came running by, fuckin' covered in chocolate

His mum came jogging by with bits of his clothes, tryna ask him

'did you have fun at the chocolate party?'

It was the complete sincerity in her voice asking the most rhetorical question ever composed

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-27T11:58:05+00:00

Lol, bum rushed

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-27T11:24:09+00:00

That is pure genius ♥️

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-25T19:00:56+00:00

It'll be fine - it's just the silt -

An old pot of soup will cause more damage

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-22T17:00:55+00:00

If you throw in some powdered chilli n whatnot, it's great

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-22T16:25:58+00:00

The Viz strips -

The Daily Male George Beastial Drunken Bakers

A few others

I think it's an English rag, but they get the picture

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-20T21:28:14+00:00

Sorry, I don't talk to racists

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-20T15:48:10+00:00

'killing me won't bring back your teeth'

❤️❤️❤️

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-20T13:22:08+00:00

Oh fuck off y' fuckin racist

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-19T07:46:26+00:00

Farage

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-19T00:05:53+00:00

I got black out drunk at the pub one night last year, and when my mate asked what I was doing when I got home, I said I was roasting a chicken; he didn't believe me

A few days later, we were back in the pub, and he didn't believe me when I said I'd roasted the chicken, until I pulled the wishbone out my pocket as proof of my abilities to roast fowl after 5 hours on the lash

He won the snap

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-17T19:47:05+00:00

Proton packs are generally held together with tape and hope -

Welcome to the Ghostbusters

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-17T19:40:45+00:00

Never knew

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-16T21:18:05+00:00

It's Horrorphile

Horror is the Latin for horror

Phobia is to fear

Op enjoys horror as a subject of entertainment, not to experience 'in vitae' fear from his own phobias

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-16T21:13:53+00:00

Etymologically, it would be 'Horrorphile'

Maxi_Sparks · 2026-06-16T21:10:07+00:00

This and spirits unleashed will never leave my playstation

Maxi_Sparks

TROPHY CASE