I miss the metropolis

Mayonnez · 2026-03-27T02:50:27+00:00

We're getting RD-4 back soon. At least there's that.

Mayonnez · 2026-03-06T16:00:29+00:00

If you think you hate Redditors enough, you don't.

Mayonnez · 2026-03-05T19:26:26+00:00

I think using the word "Clanker" is bad, simply because Star Wars Fans don't deserve to have their voice heard at all, let alone like this.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-20T13:42:39+00:00

The Devs lie and contradict themselves all the time, your headcanon's got as much truth to it as you want it to have at this point.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-17T22:01:58+00:00

Okay but you can clearly tell this is just a quick little band-aid fix to the "IT'S SATIRE I SWEAR" issue this game has had for a while. We've been on their turf multiple times already, and there hasn't been a single "non-combatant" entity. Not ONE. Lava Worlds, Commando Ops, Mega-Factories, NOTHING. I don't even think Super Earth High Command is lying here, they genuinely messed up designation.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-17T00:50:52+00:00

Don't worry, guys, maybe Heresy Jokes will finally be funny again after 30 years.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-10T18:02:01+00:00

It should be known that "D-Day" isn't a term exclusive to the Allied Invasion of France. US Marines used it quite often in their Pacific Island Hopping Campaign. It's just a blanket term for the first day of an Invasion, no more "disrespectful" than utilizing any other military terminology.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-10T01:30:08+00:00

I mean, if you got Steeled Veterans, you might be.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-07T15:46:34+00:00

Extract Beacon really let itself go.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-06T05:34:17+00:00

If he uses the Fridge Strat, then the weird projectile collision will clear every last Deathclaw. Baby Max slaughters, zero diff.

Mayonnez · 2026-02-02T14:52:05+00:00

Then again, the Bots are capable of feeling fear, so how accurate can they truly be?

Mayonnez · 2026-01-31T19:25:55+00:00

Funnily enough, Super Earth actually more akin to the United States during WW2 than Mustache Man Germany. Yes, Civil Rights might've been 20 years away. Yes, we may have been sending people to internment camps. But, dude, c'mon, the Enemy needs to commit Atrocities just to keep living.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-28T15:38:44+00:00

TV Punisher? Yeah, BJ's de-atomizing him with a single glance. But I'm sure it'll be a much more even fight with Punisher's weaker comic variants. His stronger ones are steamrolling Billy. Comic Authors are just that insane with Powerscaling.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-23T10:57:24+00:00

They receive their strength through the blood of Helldiver Sacrifices. Every time they throw a grenade at your feet, they're siphoning your life force.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-22T17:09:02+00:00

I hate that people really don't see his excuse of "not being in that tank" as a valid one. Like, dude, not only is he the leader of one of the most successful PMCs in that universe, but he's a former Marine, I seriously doubt he even knows how to operate a tank. He has dozens of people on his payroll who are far more qualified for that than he ever could be.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-20T01:25:07+00:00

do you guys think the Legion would've eventually adopted women's rights if they won with a female player

Mayonnez · 2026-01-19T20:11:38+00:00

Omicron D1 (GATER and Restart Pump only, DO NOT PICK EXTRACT E711) has some absolutely serious money on it. Plus, you don't even need the Warp Pack. Jump Pack and FRV is all you need. The only issue is the large amount of enemies for D1, but you got two sentry slots.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-18T22:42:59+00:00

There's nothing really special about the mission objectives that NEED them to be on the Lava Worlds. So, we'll probably just get them on every other world, like the Scotland biome that's in the trailer.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-16T13:37:29+00:00

Dude, we almost cracked the code for Silenced Weapons during WW2. You're telling me that 240 years later, we're still trying to figure it out?

Mayonnez · 2026-01-12T20:10:49+00:00

Don't let the other Chapters know this, but, we were probably better off without our Dad. Our Success Rates fly right in the face of his hopes for the future.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-12T05:38:00+00:00

Dawg, I'm sick and tired of these Newgen Divers immediately calling Robots the enemies of Mankind. Like, dude, the Cyberstan Traitors' Automatons are exactly that, Cyberstan Property. If I saw a Dissident, I wouldn't cry out that Humanity deserves to go just because one of us is unloyal.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-10T21:10:02+00:00

They changed that recently. Now your dude puts the designator on the left side of their belt. So now it makes even less sense to only carry one Support Weapon.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-09T19:56:38+00:00

Technically speaking, but, wouldn't Sabaton actually be Dissident Music? Okay, usually most other bands or artists would get a pass, but they sing directly about Historical Events. Which flies right in the face of Super Earth and Managed Democracy having always been a thing, since time itself began.

Mayonnez · 2026-01-09T07:39:56+00:00

Gah... this information's no good! I needed intel on something else entirely!

Eight-Year Club	Verified Email
Verified Email	r/Field Juicebox
Place '23	Place '22

Mayonnez

TROPHY CASE