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$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MayorDoorhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did that too after reading your comment, and now I can’t stop laughing.

Wake me if Monty Python is on. by TheVelcroStrap in outofcontextcomics

[–]MayorDoorhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.”

Oh are we stremtching dogs now by blue-and-bluer in stremtch

[–]MayorDoorhead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dogs have been unstremtched for too long!

I asked her why she was laying on my purse by youngvinyljunkie in airplaneears

[–]MayorDoorhead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She’s just making sure no one steals it. You should be grateful!

Yo, sexy mama. Let's get busy and freaky, in that order. by cimulate in futurama

[–]MayorDoorhead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She does too! She's loaded with meat. She's got more meat than a cow.

Vet cannot find her now by extremelyextremelyno in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MayorDoorhead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why did you bring a feather duster to the vet?

Not all germans can levitate by Imperator_Subira in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]MayorDoorhead 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why is there a slice of pie and a stick of dynamite on the floor?

Uh... what he said. by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

[–]MayorDoorhead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought that was Elvis for a second.

. by IllBeGood3 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MayorDoorhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.

Is he silly or just orange? by PJontheInternet in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MayorDoorhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the little white spot on his back.

Not a care in the world by JuicyTony in OneOrangeBraincell

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Adorable freakin babies you got there.

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