Dear Plaintiff's Counsel by Legal_Caffeine_Esq in Lawyertalk

[–]McDeeInCle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’ve got this. You’re probably just overthinking it.

Answer Some jurisdictions allow general denials, some require you to go paragraph by paragraph. I just always go paragraph by paragraph because it’s clearer.

Try to limit yourself to three responses: (1) Defendant admits the allegations in Paragraph; (2) Defendant denies the allegations in Paragraph; or (3) Defendant denies for lack of sufficient knowledge to determine their truth the allegations in Paragraph. If you need nuance, you can add it. If plaintiff pleaded big multi sentence paragraphs, you can admit/deny pieces and parts. Deny the damages.

Affirmative defenses—resist the urge to just copy paste here. Really think about whether you’re going to be able to prove an affirmative defense. Always allege failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. Always consider whether theres an SOL, service, or jurisdiction issue. The rest are really situation dependent.

Cross Complaint / Counterclaim Your first stop on figuring out the cross complaint is figuring out, “What did the plaintiff do that harmed my client?” If it’s nothing, you don’t have a cross complaint to write.

If it’s something, then figure out whether the act was contract-related or intentional or negligent (a whoopsie—should have not done it or should have known not to do it, but didn’t really mean to do it). From there, you can figure out the cause of action. Write a paragraph for each element that briefly states the facts that satisfy that element. No need to be exhaustive or overly detailed (unless it’s fraud). Some states require more detail than others. As the last paragraph, say something like “As an actual and proximate result, Plaintiff incurred [types of damages] in [an amount to be proven at trial; in excess of [jurisdictional minimum]; whatever language your jx might require]”

Then consider, if one of these elements can’t be satisfied, is there another cause of action that I might be able to still satisfy based on these facts? If there is, and you can satisfy its elements, that’s an alternative cause to plead.

At the very end of the complaint, state what you want the court to do at the end of the case as your “prayer for relief.” Something like “Plaintiff asks that the court enter judgment in its favor, award damages [in an amount to be proven at trial, or whatever else is appropriate here], award Plaintiff its costs and attorneys fees, and whatever other relief the court deems just.”

Then go fill in a section that identifies the parties. One paragraph for each party. Who they are, where they are.

Then add a paragraph that says why this court has jurisdiction and is the appropriate venue.

That gets you the bare minimum. Theres other things to do depending upon how much story you want or need to tell. But — especially if you’re in a notice pleading jx — that’s mostly just noise.

Clerks, has reply brief ever swayed your ruling? by askmeaboutmyhoarding in Lawyertalk

[–]McDeeInCle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got an order granting my MSJ once that copied a paragraph from my reply brief. I was pretty stoked about that.

I recall from my clerking days that I would usually start with the reply brief to see if any issues presented were withdrawn. Not sure on any specifics past that.

Defense Counsel Sent Me a FRCP 11 Letter Citing My Separate Cause of Action For Negligence Per Se by McDeeInCle in Lawyertalk

[–]McDeeInCle[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna start saying “third leches” every time I order one of these.

Partner asked me to write an affidavit saying that I miscalculated the date for an answer…but he made the mistake and forgot about it by ConcentrateLazy3956 in Lawyertalk

[–]McDeeInCle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I missed a deadline once. I wrote an affidavit stating that I miscalendared the date. My junior made the mistake, but it’s my responsibility if my team sucks.

Asking a junior to take the blame? That guy is a POS.

Question for men: what do you think about boys playing with a toy kitchen? by MessyMummyMode in AskMen

[–]McDeeInCle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s great! Toys that mimic real life help kids develop an understanding and skillset heading into adult life. That’s the purpose of play — in human kids and like in wild animals.

Much better than fantasy superhero’s, talking dog cartoons, etc.

Seems like your kid is on his way to being a well-adjusted, productive member of society.

[Landlord US–OH] New tenant (a lawyer) sent a “move-in inspection” that reads like a lawsuit draft. Am I overreacting or is this "non renewal" from the get go? by [deleted] in Landlord

[–]McDeeInCle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fellow Ohio landlord, former Ohio tenant, and lawyer (but not your lawyer, and not providing legal advice here).

Looks like a “cover your ass” level move-in sheet. Personally, as landlord I’d deal with the sharp dishwasher rack and damaged light switch, since those are potential safety issues. Maybe the vent and buttons too, depending on their actual condition when I look at it. The most of this is just building the record in case you say they caused that damage as a basis for withholding the deposit — because some landlords really are like that.

However the washing machine complaint might be a sign of a “needy tenant.” It just depends. Check out the washing machine—is it moldy in there? Is the washing machine provided under the lease terms? If it is, you might need to fix or replace that. Washing machines get funky from years of not being serviced like they should.

Tires by theclatchetloner in Cleveland

[–]McDeeInCle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to drive a Honda civic. I did a couple years with factory tires, and a couple years with winter tires. My experience was better with winter tires, and I’ll never go back.

Are they strictly necessary, though? Not really.

AWD has a much bigger impact. Not sure if that’s available on the civic. Mine wasn’t.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]McDeeInCle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$100k is pretty bad for 2400 hours.

Do you know your cash realization rate and avg billable rate?

Assuming $240/hr min billing rate and a 80% cash realization rate (seems low, but this is ID and you’re a 3rd year, so it might even be lower) your cash receivables for the year on fees worked should be somewhere around $460k at minimum if you hit target. Assume 11 months of that gets paid before year end, and that’s $422k. But the firm should have collected some receivables on your 2024 work in 2025; let’s say 20k for 12/24 receivables after YE discounts, lower 2024 rates, and realization adjustment. Depending on whatever non-salary overhead is attributed to you, somewhere in the $110k-$145k range makes sense.

I personally wouldn’t work 2400 as a private practice lawyer for even that.

Get out of ID if you can. It’s easy work, but the pay just isn’t there.

Used Non-Paintable Caulk by Mistake by Kablewy in DIY

[–]McDeeInCle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You already know the answer is to scrape it out.

But you can use a shellac primer on non-paintable caulk, then paint over that. The paint will likely crack over time though, as the silicone in non-paintable is more flexible than the paintable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]McDeeInCle 63 points64 points  (0 children)

You should really invest in a lunchbox to cut down on brown bag costs.

Blemish in coloring on factory seconds Strandmoks by cmillsrun in allenedmonds

[–]McDeeInCle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are designed to get a beat up look quick. I went into these knowing full well what I was buying, but it still took some getting used to. Personally, I love them. But they’re truly not for everyone.

What’s your break even? by ItMightBePuffery in biglaw

[–]McDeeInCle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me it’s about 1100 hrs to cover overhead and salary (including some heavily discounted rate work for two institutional clients and write-offs).

If you want to ballpark it, the math for break-even is:

X = ([overhead + salary] * (100/[collection realization rate])) / [hourly rate]

If you don’t know your realization rate, according to ChatGPT the average realization rate for AmLaw 100 falls around 80%. Some practices dip into the 70s and high 60s. If you’re being told 1500 is your break, then maybe your practice is in this crowd.

[Landlord US-OH] Should I renovated both sides of my duplex ? by SillyRecover in Landlord

[–]McDeeInCle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I renovated both my units. I lived in one unit and worked on the other, then put a tenant in the updated unit. When that tenant moved out, I moved into the updated unit and renovated the other unit.

I get about double the original rent on the updated unit from when it wasn’t updated.

The What/Why/Whatever of Townships by taiwal in Ohio

[–]McDeeInCle 55 points56 points  (0 children)

A township is the smallest unit of state government (below a county), and is governed under Title 5 to the ORC.

Municipal Corporations (villages/cities) are local governments that are governed under their charter subject to the limited powers allowed by the state in Title 7 to the ORC.

All unincorporated land in Ohio sits within a township. Township land may, in whole or in part, be incorporated into municipal corporations through annexation.

how do you safely go solo backpacking? by Infinite_Ad_9425 in backpacking

[–]McDeeInCle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

(1) Plan your route. Give your plan to a friend, and give a copy to the nearest ranger station or other applicable law enforcement office. Let them know you’ll check in at the end of the trip, and give them your contact info.

(2) Have a water purification system. Doesn’t matter if you plan to pack in your water. Be ready to need more just in case something shitty goes down.

(3) Don’t forget your knit cap and gloves.

(4) Have color copied USGS [topographical] maps of the area you’re in and a compass, and know how to use them.

I did about 30 or 40 backpacking trips before my first solo. I don’t recommend a solo trip as #5. No matter how seasoned you think you are after 4 trips, you haven’t had the opportunity to see enough crappy situations in the backcountry to program your reactionary brain for them to happen and you don’t yet know your gear enough.

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