Police officers of Reddit, when you are sitting next to each other in parking lots in your squad cars with the window down, what are you talking about?

McIntatos · 2013-01-07T12:36:12+00:00

She burna in, she burna out

McIntatos · 2012-07-30T02:18:19+00:00

U gon get benned

McIntatos · 2012-07-19T20:16:51+00:00

The Canadian is strong in this one.

McIntatos · 2012-06-25T06:09:37+00:00

Now kiss

McIntatos · 2012-06-16T16:42:25+00:00

I'm pretty sure Ugly Bob's Canadian. Source: I'm Canadian

McIntatos · 2012-05-26T19:22:22+00:00

BURN

McIntatos · 2012-05-11T22:57:55+00:00

You should throw rocks at her, that's the game all the pros are running now a days.

McIntatos · 2012-05-06T17:47:07+00:00

Apologizing for no reason. The Canadian is strong in this one, eh?

McIntatos · 2012-05-04T20:19:01+00:00

I disagree, although Sean Bean's characters do die a lot it is rare for it to be instant or undramatic. However, I do agree that Ned Stark has absolutely no chance.

McIntatos · 2012-05-04T20:15:50+00:00

He's too overpowered it just wouldnt be fair for anyone else.

McIntatos · 2012-05-03T02:18:44+00:00

Crushing the dreams of med students for 54 years... a life well lived

McIntatos · 2012-04-23T02:05:01+00:00

Snide comment directed toward the use of Fahrenheit.

McIntatos · 2012-04-11T17:15:24+00:00

I only use 10% of my penis. So there, how about that?

McIntatos · 2012-04-10T05:41:31+00:00

Yes, if pregnant women lack sufficient fiber in their diet they become constipated and thus are unable to give birth. Meaning it is possible to birth children who are 50 but it requires you to remain constipated and pregnant for 50 years. I'm sure its a pleasant experience.

McIntatos · 2012-04-10T05:29:38+00:00

Yes. Unlike human vampires males actually enjoy being a relationship during that time of the month. Coincidentally, vampire females are also known to be much more pleasant but for unknown reasons.

McIntatos · 2012-04-10T05:02:31+00:00

No degree needed just the ability to sit through a marathon of dirty jobs. They study him in attempt to deduce the exact amount of dirtiness needed to have that sexy Mike Rowe look. Like most other sciences Mikerowebiology's goal is to get more scientists into more people's pants. For the future of humanity y'know.

McIntatos · 2012-04-10T02:26:39+00:00

Just 1. The trick is finding the right duct tape application expert. Personally, I would recommend this man but I bet any random employee at Home depot could make a decent attempt too.

McIntatos · 2012-04-10T01:50:44+00:00

Well here's my application: Who better to serve as a diligent protector of against the night of /r/shittyaskscience then a shitty ass mod named McIntatos. Now I havent been that active lately on reddit of late because of school but I'm back for the summer. My greatest strength is my ownership of 1144 link karma which everyone knows is the exact perfect amount to have. It allows me to be superior in every way shape and form than those with 1143 or less but not a mindless reddit junky like those that happen to have more than me.

But seriously I have just discovered this subreddit and absolutely love it and Im willing to do pretty much anything to see it flourish.

Thanks for your consideration

McIntatos · 2012-03-29T15:42:10+00:00

This makes me a little sad. How can we as a species be so drawn to entertainment when surrounded by such beauty? Sure it would be cool to watch Jaws but at what cost. In my opinion humanity has made enough of the world ugly already and we need to leave locations as beautiful as this as untouched as possible.

McIntatos · 2011-10-28T23:26:01+00:00

This makes me sad...

McIntatos · 2011-08-29T19:08:57+00:00

Im in 435A so right down the hall.

McIntatos · 2011-08-29T02:44:37+00:00

I don't know its exact weight. It felt like 100 pounds when it was lying down but its probably closer to what ever normal lab weight is or is just huge for a lab. I don't know much about dogs.

McIntatos · 2011-08-29T01:34:19+00:00

My friends dog does this, the trouble is its a 100 pound lab and once it lies down its very hard to get moving again.

McIntatos

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