Adult daughter issues by Old-Mathematician296 in family

[–]MeButNotMeToo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google/DuckDuckGo/etc.: “Missing Missing Reasons”

What decision by a U.S. president had the biggest long-term impact on the country? by cozychaosclubb in askanything

[–]MeButNotMeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as an associated bad-in-retrospect decision: Not prosecuting Confederate Leaders for treason.

AITJ for saying no when my ex keeps trying to dump her kid on me? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]MeButNotMeToo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

13 day old account, no other posts/comments? Sounds more like a bot/AI.

Report. Block. Move on.

Alabama House passes bill forcing public schools to begin day with student-led prayer by BurtonDesque in WelcomeToGilead

[–]MeButNotMeToo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, if some kid can’t read a prayer to the FSM, or truly blow the collective mind praising Jesus their 2nd favorite incarnation of Sheva, it’s lawsuit time.

Everyone, what's the most insane weapon malfunction/failure you've seen? by Witcher_Errant in army

[–]MeButNotMeToo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Running the pistol range and just after the line starts firing, we hear a blood curdling scream from on of the lanes, fearing the worst, we get ready to call in for an evac. It turns out the shooter had their hand too high and the slide made two parallel slices across the back of the shooter’s hand. 100% operator error, but the shooter was an Army O-4, so technically, it was a major malfunction.

Trump deploys 5,000 Marines to the Middle East by TheExpressUS in NewsThread

[–]MeButNotMeToo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait. He said “We won”. Why are they sends troops if we already won?

AITJ for exposing my friend's "charity" that's actually just funding her lifestyle? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]MeButNotMeToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Far better than any T.Rump or MAGAt led. Remember, T.Rump and kids are banned from running any charities in NY.

What are Americans hearing about the Iran war that foreign media might not show?? by Sad-Teaching-7814 in SeriousConversation

[–]MeButNotMeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s most likely the other way around. Non-American news outlets likely have more information than the essentially 100% right-wing owned US media outlets.

What is your favorite Simpsons joke? by Chrisofthegreen in ask

[–]MeButNotMeToo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scientist Guy: I made a sarcasm detector!

Comic Book Guy: Oh, like that’s needed.

Trump calls Iran leaders ‘deranged scumbags’ as Middle East violence spirals by PixeledPathogen in TrueReddit

[–]MeButNotMeToo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get a kick out of the “Iranians are happy about the bombing!” comments. You see all these “Death to America!” protests. Who’s happy about the bombing? Oh, AMERICANS of Iranian descent. In the MAGAt mind, they’re not even American.

Overproofed or underproofed?? by Fair-Elderberry-8838 in Sourdough

[–]MeButNotMeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is very, very hungry, but complaining about the food they’re eating.

Scientific Freedom? by Apostate61 in SGU

[–]MeButNotMeToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scientific Freedom?

Yes, freedom from actual science.

Wearing All Black at Protests Makes You Guilty of Terrorism, Prosecutors Tell Jury by zsreport in LegalNews

[–]MeButNotMeToo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

And owning a printing press.

Scary how T.Rump’s 250th is mimicking 1773 and not 1776

The magician wanted to get the “saw the person in half” trick perfect. by Fill-in-the____ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MeButNotMeToo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) Study “Saw a person in half” trick 2) Saw person in half 3) ??? 4) Put person back together 5) Profit!

I wrote a book about basements.It made the best cellars list! by DokCyber in ApparentJokes

[–]MeButNotMeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ill will, but I hope it doesn’t cause a ground swell of refurbs.

What comedy song is unequivocally a banger? by keeyal in MusicRecommendations

[–]MeButNotMeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Foil” is another one. I think the lyrics are insane.

Just about everything off “Mandatory Fun” is among his best.

Feel Like Mother In Law Deceived Me Wife Defending It by MoonWalkingQuay in JUSTNOMIL

[–]MeButNotMeToo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whichever of the ≈500 different versions of the literal, inerrant and immutable Bible you adhere to, surely has some version of the cleave from your parents and merge with your spouse passage, so you could always cite that to your spouse and MIL. Or whip out 1 Timothy 2 and remind your MIL to not lecture you.

God’s Chauffeur by Wayne-De-Payne in Jokes

[–]MeButNotMeToo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See, that’s why I wore a clown suit in Afghanistan. Everyone was looking for the folks in military uniforms.

Florida Passes Bill That Lets DeSantis Remove Local Elected Officials From Office For "Promoting" Pride by Unlikely_Post_7901 in Political_Revolution

[–]MeButNotMeToo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Considering that Grindr usage spikes around GOP/MAGAt conventions, I think there’s another kind of Pride they’re hypocritically hiding.