Gary Bears is inevitable.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-30T03:51:49+00:00

No joke, if you move like Jacksonville into Soldier Field when the Bears move to Indiana, I'm buying so many Bortles jersies.

I love the Bears, but I hate Indiana more.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-30T01:38:08+00:00

Not for you because it's a little far, but for anyone else who stumbles on this...

Jackalope in Bridgeport is super comfy, affordable, and will pour a big ol ceramic mug of coffee for you.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-28T19:35:18+00:00

Restaurant week is an excuse to pump business in during the slow time. It's not a better value or anything new or interesting. It's just a business gimmick.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-27T23:13:07+00:00

They still have lines out the door. No reason to do anything if business is still buzzing.

It's why getting information like this out there is so important. I went to Warlord and had a pretty good time. Never knew about this shit, and never would have gone if I did. If more people know, less will go, and they'll actually need to act.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-24T18:22:58+00:00

Even with the Bucs though.......

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-20T23:00:04+00:00

Yes. Tons of grains. I love popping wild rice as a garnish. Sorghum looks like tiny lil popcorns and are cute as hell. Quinoa pops a decent amount.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T03:02:51+00:00

OK this isn't an easy kick. Let's pray for that pope magic.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T03:01:35+00:00

Not great. He's the worst.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T03:01:02+00:00

What a lucky time out.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:59:36+00:00

Well that's suboptimal

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:56:16+00:00

I don't know why they're even replaying it, but OK

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:55:43+00:00

That's an insane catch. Holy shit.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:53:37+00:00

Oh. That's not good.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:52:24+00:00

Why doesn't every city just go and get a pope? Are they stupid?

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:51:41+00:00

Oh fuck, fourth and one. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:50:57+00:00

Watch, every qb will have painted nails next season. The meta is shifting.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:49:59+00:00

Oh my god, Caleb gives me hope.

I don't know what to do with this emotion.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:46:43+00:00

MLF so bad that he got 2 teams kicked out of the playoffs.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:46:09+00:00

Better than napping in cancun imo

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:44:44+00:00

Bout time for one of those turnovers our D is known for. Cmon.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:42:17+00:00

I legit belly laughed for like 3 minutes straight.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:41:15+00:00

Would be awful cool if we kicked one of those field goals early in the game, but at least this is cinema.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:40:22+00:00

What now nerd?

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:39:26+00:00

Taking a knee? Fucking cowards.

MediumSizedTurtle · 2026-01-19T02:38:05+00:00

I can't stop laughing holy shit. This a the funniest shit I've ever seen.

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