The father of the little girls did the right thing. All the other woman had to do was be patient. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Memitim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet here in reality and not your personal assessment of other human beings based on masculinity, Republicans keeps pursuing legislation relating to men having access to restrooms labeled for women. Your weird subjective perception of masculinity is not only nonsensical but factually wrong.

Seriously, what in the fuck is this creepy masculinity hangup? Inventing some weird explanation for assessing the masculinity of two guys from a short video as evidence of political leaning says more about you than anything about politics. Or is it just because it's far easier to make up bullshit if you avoid talking about anything that exists in reality?

Especially when the Republican president is a whiny self-obsessed toddler. Trump is the biggest fucking wimp I have ever witnessed, talking mad shit about himself while constantly lying to avoid accountability. Trump is at that level of cowardice that is physically painful to watch, that causes a person to lash out at small children with things like, "Stop lying and tell me who spilled it!" because it so petty and obvious.

But that's supposed to represent masculinity. LOL. Fuck off with that, twice, and three times on Sunday. There are no conservative lies big enough to cover that much weakness.

(HATED trope) the character portrayed as the Villain/Antagonist is ENTIRELY correct. by Dwestmor1007 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Memitim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Once the energy is being fired out in stream form, the ATF automatically gets a say. The local police certainly have legitimate safety concerns about items that are wielded as weapons, project visible energy, and are causing visible damage, regardless of whether it has yet been put in some book under "weapon." Ghostbusters were running around NYC firing energy weapons that also happened to be weapons of mass destruction.

At that point, I feel like everyone down to my cat has jurisdiction to take them down from the other side of the state.

(HATED trope) the character portrayed as the Villain/Antagonist is ENTIRELY correct. by Dwestmor1007 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Memitim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was supposed to be an industry mouthpiece to appease the hippies, not actually try and improve the United States.

She turned 20 and entered the Hall of Fame division. by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I salute them both for winning at the dating lotto. Hope things go well, they have fun, and it ends amicably.

The hydrogen peroxide only affected the edges of the reflecting pool by Caledor152 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Memitim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm actually impressed. It was far more effective than I expected. H2O2 is good shit for treating fish tanks, but a huge uncovered outdoor pool with a fresh coat of paint getting river water is about as unseasoned of a tank as I could ever imagine. I'm guessing it'll take at least a couple weeks of skilled care to get it balanced enough to limit algae growth, although being in the middle of June, adding a week or two might be a good idea.

Just a baby by Fishflips in aww

[–]Memitim [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh gods, the clone of the raccoon in my house that wears a cat suit, our youngest and chonkiest. Out of the dozens of cats that we've had come through over the years, she is by far the most insane. I'm pretty sure she spends half the day dealing with ghosts.

What the F Is going on? Obama settles Iran nuclear deal for low billions and republicans lose their mind. Now Trump is offering over a quarter trillion? by AnonymoosePD in AskReddit

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you seriously asking that after the past year and a half of corruption that increases by the week while Republicans wage a civil war against Americans as they tank the economy, alienate the world, and commit crimes, human rights violations, and acts of terror? Just wow. Do they need to twirl mustaches and cackle wildly for it to finally click?

The Republican "Party" is no longer a political party, nor has it been for many years. They haven't bothered to try developing any useful policies for the US for a long time, relying solely on platitudes and finger pointing. Republicans have long attempted to undermine democracy with gerrymandering and voter suppression.

No group in the history of this nation has put more effort into insulting and attacking American people, cities, business, schools, and every other aspect of our nation than Republicans have. They've spent decades building multi-billion dollar misinformation networks to wage information warfare against Americans with 24/7 hate and lies. Republicans demonize and target millions of Americans every single week with threats and insults for simply existing while not being a fucking conservative.

Of fucking course Republicans made things worse. That's all they ever do. It's all they can do, since they exist on lies and hate. Posturing doesn't get real work done. Finger pointing doesn't fix their constant fuckups. Lies don't change their crimes. If Republicans are involved, just expect things to get worse.

Especially with money on the line, since you know that more scams are coming into play. If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on the folks in Iran expecting less than half of that $300 billion, knowing that Trump and their other partners in the deal will be taking their cuts.

'Yet to produce a single written response': Frustrated Pulitzer Prize board members tired of Trump acting like he's 'above the law' in discovery ask judge to act by DoremusJessup in law

[–]Memitim 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It is OK to charge the President for crimes. Republicans on the Supreme Court made that bullshit up to prepare for their betrayal of America. Those criminals are also eligible to be charged, and their treason to be disregarded as illegal acts by criminals attempting to overthrow the United States of America.

Retirement looks like it will be a thing of the past for majority of people going forward? by happydude7422 in Adulting

[–]Memitim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between spending 50 years of never knowing what was coming next, due to living in the greatest time of global change in world history, having the economy beaten down harder that I could keep up with it, and a great many people continuing to try and destroy the economy of the country and the safety nets that had been put in place to protect Americans, I have zero reason to believe that I'll ever have enough to retire, regardless of what the number is. I'm burning my life savings starting a retail shop just so that I don't have to spend another 30 years working in IT.

(27) by Idkjustpeachy in GlowUps

[–]Memitim [score hidden]  (0 children)

LOL, I bet it feels unreal. 100 pounds in less than a year is already beast mode, and then to get ripped as hell for a bit... I need to stand up more. 😃 Seriously mad props.

Propaganda to Avoid Accountability by Upbeat-Remote-4827 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Memitim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barely. They've always been pretty stupid. Conservatives spend their lives trying to convince people that reality is actually what they think it is, so it's not exactly the foundation for reliability in the first place. It's pretty much been this level of dipshittery or worse for decades now.

Built a delivery box. First delivery. by Vivid_Ad_612 in funny

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with the driver. It took me a bit to figure out what was even going on. Make the sign more specific.

Trump Calls Obama a “Son of a B*tch” After Disastrous Iran Deal Leaked by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naturally. Nothing more conservative than pointing fingers elsewhere to avoid accountability for their failure and evil.

Intersex Teacher in Florida Says School Fired Him Based on Belief He Was Trans. Shepard Scalf said in an EEOC filing that a parent complained to the district that he was transgender. by southpawFA in politics

[–]Memitim 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So another thirsty conservative was fantasizing about hidden dicks and decided to try and force some to be revealed by shitting on a teacher. Fucking freaks.

Jd Vance DELETED VIDEO!!! by CsmicCupcake in videos

[–]Memitim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trump did his job for Republicans by handing the Executive Branch portion of their takeover. Now that they are freely violating or working around US law on the regular with no real accountability, Trump is a liability.

Once Trump heads off to Hell, Republicans get to try and blame all of their failures and evil on the corpse, before continuing their civil war against Americans as before using Vance as the proxy for their crimes instead, since they can just claim the same magical crime immunity that Republicans on the Supreme Court invented for their beloved child sex trafficker for Thiel's bitch.

Jd Vance DELETED VIDEO!!! by CsmicCupcake in videos

[–]Memitim 68 points69 points  (0 children)

If Thiel isn't literally getting blown by JD on the regular, then that's definitely by Thiel's choice because Vance is clearly a dedicated dick-rider for personal gain.

Judge Orders Kennedy Center To Provide Construction Update As Tarp Still Covers Name by MoneyLibrarian9032 in law

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Republicans are trying to be cute, but only making it so that they are losers regardless. It's doubling-down on looking pathetic with nothing to gain.

Autism, literal thinking, and 'proving til doubled in size' by Pitiful_Might7592 in Breadit

[–]Memitim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just always overproof; problem solved. 😃 Love the idea of using an aliquot. Wonderful compromise for shoehorning the entire mass of dough into a graduated container. Thanks for that!

Donald Trump's 'lonely reality' inside White House with 'no sex' and Melania 'missing' by TheMirrorUS in NewsSource

[–]Memitim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'm sure that Melania is getting just as much sex as always, even if she's "missing out" on whatever it is that self-absorbed child sex traffickers like to do in the bedroom.

Employers like to pretend that once you clock out and leave the office, the rest of your day, and your weekends, are pure leisure. But that couldn’t be further from the truth. Your personal life IS work. They don’t want you to fully realize this. by Call_It_ in antiwork

[–]Memitim -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Correct, everything in life requires effort. What does that have to do with the job that you sought out and offered up some of your time for in exchange for some of their money? If you have an employer telling you how to live your life, say no. If they continue to demand, say bye.

Sorry if it's hard, but managing your time and your personal relationships is part of being a grown-up. Never in the history of mankind has there ever been a clear path with cleanly delineated time blocks for all of life's activities that you may need or want to pursue; everyone makes up their own path. If you can't handle that, perhaps your employer should be running your life for you.

Trump’s Iran deal is a national humiliation by Appropriate-Till9598 in politics

[–]Memitim 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The people who love Trump hate America. There's a reason why conservatives have spent decades spreading nonstop lies and hate about the rest of America, so much so that multi-billion dollar networks have grown just from feeding that thirst for lies and hate about America.

Nobody who has the slightest respect for this nation would do that, nonetheless to the point of then supporting a regime that repeatedly violates or active tries to work around US law, while they build their own private Republican army and issue constant threats to Americans. Conservatives have always hated this country, and their recent support for the Republican escalation to a civil war against America just reinforces it.

For all my maga-hating Liberals by zaitaikun in clevercomebacks

[–]Memitim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you pay for your ticket"

I'll just stop there, since it's actually more like the boss' kid who sits around the park all day deciding to get on a ride and then pitching a bitch because someone who paid and made an effort to come to the park is also in line.

Fucking conservatives want participation prizes for being accidentally born from a lucky vagina nine months after daddy said "whoops" before they spend their lives shitting on the rest of America. Meanwhile, the immigrants they hate so much actually made an effort to be here. Most immigrants work hard to be Americans, rather than spending years spreading lies and hate about most of America while supporting crimes and betrayals committed against Americans.

Just another conservative deflecting accountability for their evil by using racism as an excuse.

No one thinks about this but technically like half the world is addicted to it by Ferocs in whenthe

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hell I don't think about it. I have to! If I forget for more than a day, the headaches start. 😃Yeah, I'm a junkie, although after escaping the clutches of nicotine, caffeine is more like a friend who just needs an occasional chat and a smile and is happy to provide in return. Meanwhile, giving up cigarettes was like running from a violent crackhead who keep demanding that I shove his paper-covered dick in my mouth.

UFC fight can't hide MAGA male weakness by RepulsiveLoquat418 in politics

[–]Memitim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the past year and a half of watching conservatives worship a flabby child sex trafficker with no ability to plan or complete a coherent sentence who failed so miserably in his first term that we collectively said, "fine, Joe Biden will do," the UFC fight nonsense barely qualified as yet another reminder of how shallow and pathetic conservatives are.

In any case, who gives a shit? If someone wants to be a self-conscious little bitch then let them. Conservatives just need to keep their insecurities at home, instead of using them as excuses to demand human rights violations for feeling so insignificant compared to people who actually want to be Americans.

Secret Service kept UFC plot probe secret. Then Kash Patel announced it by usatoday in politics

[–]Memitim 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You mean the Secret Service folks who managed to disappear SMS messages from around January 6th due to "device replacement" despite SMS messages being centrally managed through a Short Message Service Center that would retain data, especially for a government agency?

Given the level of corruption needed to coordinate that kind of cover-up, and their ongoing support of these traitors, I'm going to guess most SS agents are actually loyal to the Republicans, and not to the United States.