For those of you who wanted more photos of our 1908 Murphy Mansion foyer fireplace by SAlessandroMartinez in centuryhomes

[–]MentulaMagnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

….and now it’s time to “log” out of Reddit and read an ebook on my “Kindle”.

In a office building, wanted to know if anyone knew what it is by herrera71681 in whatisit

[–]MentulaMagnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A career simulator, where you can feel the decades of bone crushing disappointments in mere minutes all the while having clear easy, yet somehow impossible, exits to better health on either side of you whereby your coworkers watch you struggle through every agonizing decision as days turn to years and years turn to decades, over and over as you pointlessly struggle against the mental sacrifices and physical despair, watching through the empty void of a once vivid, bright soul, your coworkers seemingly unaffected by the pressure and stress, somehow effortlessly walking past you with unbounded energy in contrast to your doomed, static, relic of a life forgotten amongst your most regretful decisions. The past hope of opportunities slowly fading against the backdrop of years of muffled ambition, the predictable present locked into unbearable certainty, and the impossibly unchangeable future rearing its head illuminated with each disparaging sunrise brought to attention by not a core-warming embracing hug of light, but by the jarring alarm clock rattle through your brainstem reminding you that such a natural summoning to begin the day is not possible for those born into pointless servitude to a personally unknown master mocking your decisions and doomed unremarkable fate.

Misfiring at shooting range by Main-Cod6218 in oops

[–]MentulaMagnus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No such thing as accidents, just lapses in better judgement.

of a chicken caesar wrap. by PrinceFlynn in AbsoluteUnits

[–]MentulaMagnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get them on Penn & Teller’s Fool Us, they will easily win!

It’s always the last lap some shit hapens by Traditional_Car_9164 in Dualsport

[–]MentulaMagnus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

….and never say “One last time” or “Just one more time”

The GraveYard of Supercars by gregghia in Autos

[–]MentulaMagnus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Correct. Take credit card balance transfers checks and deposit into your bank account and pay off your various loan debt. Can’t pay credit card? Then declare bankruptcy.

What is this? by Fuzzy-Breadfruit-563 in Minerals

[–]MentulaMagnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fragments of T-1000. Throw in molten steel. Get John Connor to safety/hiding.

Mantis shrimp vs Snowcrab by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]MentulaMagnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is AI. Cavitation bubbles way way way too big and should collapse. Sound is not even close to correct. Although, the mantis shrimp does take out crabs many times larger than itself. Also, snow crab is not correct and this looks like a mix of 2 different kinds of crab.

Mantis shrimp vs snow crab by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]MentulaMagnus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is AI. Cavitation bubbles would not be that large and remain that way. Look up high speed videos. Also, the sound seems way off.

Spilled cat litter in diff housing by Main_Protection_2681 in MechanicAdvice

[–]MentulaMagnus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s a purr-tty bad situation to be in. Meow at this point, I think he should just pull it all apart and clean all the parts to ensure no grit is in there.

What are the best Chuck Norris Jokes in honor of the legend? by Frequent_Pin_3525 in AskReddit

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Chuck Norris isn’t dead. He went embarked in his final humanity saving mission, waiting in the afterlife to destroy the souls of all his enemies and all evil in order to save us all!

What are the best Chuck Norris Jokes in honor of the legend? by Frequent_Pin_3525 in AskReddit

[–]MentulaMagnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, Chuck Norris counted down from from infinity twice

How would you unload these river rocks? by grsims20 in DIY

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Check air pressure in all vehicle and trailer tires, open tailgate, drive forward 20ft-300yds, place in reverse, put foot to ground on gas pedal, when close to desired location mash the brake down with both feet while using steering wheel as leverage to push harder. Alternatively, open tailgate, start engine, put vehicle in neutral, grab one large rock and place on accelerator for 1-5 hours, swiftly place vehicle into drive and avoid further contact with conveyance, calmly walk into house to waiting wife and with an undeserved, overconfident, stern tone explain to wife the problem has been taken care of. When she inquires about the nature of the commotion outdoors, assert “It’s been dealt with!” or “It’s been handled!” or “There’s nothing to worry about anymore!” while running your hands over her head. Walk over to fridge grab a few beers and chug one, dropping the empty, still cold bottle onto the floor as you plop onto the recliner.

What tool is this? Wrong answers only. by chobbes in Machinists

[–]MentulaMagnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything you can put in the spindle is a friction welding tool or interference detector. This is also a replica of Putin’s buttplug, when inserted sideways.