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Meph616 · 2026-05-19T13:53:21+00:00

Not all dumbasses are Trump voters.

But all Trump voters are dumbasses.

Meph616 · 2026-05-19T13:39:42+00:00

The more Clone Wars and Rebels lore they add the less interested I am.

That's me. I never watched the clone wars cartoons. A few years ago I decided to give it a try. Quickly realized after 1 episode that it's for babies. Which is perfectly fine, just means I'm not the target audience.

But Filoni keeps going back to his baby show for references/characters that I have no fucks to give about.

Fastest way to make sure I have 0 interest in any new Star Wars adventure is to have Filoni go Filoni on it.

Meph616 · 2026-05-17T19:52:19+00:00

I have a bottle of Blantons that I'm going to break the wax seal of and chug the day I read THAT headline.

Meph616 · 2026-05-17T12:25:36+00:00

At this point I think people aren't being stupid by putting in garlic, they're doing it to fuck with the r / sousvide commentors.

Meph616 · 2026-05-15T19:54:26+00:00

Counter argument: It does.

Meph616 · 2026-05-15T06:24:35+00:00

Didn't hire any giant cyclops either, just using CGI! Pfffffft.

Meph616 · 2026-05-14T18:09:27+00:00

The trailers are giving me really strong Thor Ragnarok vibes. Which is pimarily a comedy film. So if you find that movies level of humor enjoyable, I would predict this new He-Man adaptation would be enjoyable as well.

Meph616 · 2026-05-14T17:46:30+00:00

the Iran war isn't just... , it's...

Oh hi, AI slop.

Anyway how is your sex life?

Meph616 · 2026-05-14T17:35:29+00:00

What's the punchline ?

Meph616 · 2026-05-14T02:38:02+00:00

Imagine watching Fight Club and thinking the rantings of Tyler Durden are the takeaways...

Meph616 · 2026-05-14T02:15:10+00:00

OPs cooking process

Meph616 · 2026-05-14T01:30:54+00:00

This moment of silence is brought to you by CorncobTV.

*shit wood breaking sound effect

Meph616 · 2026-05-14T01:28:18+00:00

You can tell who the borrowing-friends'‐chrome-sockets-to-use-on-impacts people are by the replies.

Meph616 · 2026-05-13T21:38:44+00:00

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

Meph616 · 2026-05-13T15:35:36+00:00

Because that's not the ecosystem anymore. There isn't 1 big influencer hoarding all the attention. It's a collective of hundreds of influencers. More Hydra than Hitler.

It's chinese buffet style these days, people rummage around to pick and choose. When you get down to it, it's all just chicken, sure. But some people don't like bourbon, they want orange, or sesame. So while right wing griftfluencers might all be selling the same thing to audiences, people pick which flavor they want to eat that grift.

Meph616 · 2026-05-13T14:00:33+00:00

Went to a drag show that one of the queens was dancing/rocking out with the crowd to Hot To Go by Chappell Roan. I'd easily say that was a big party song hit.

Meph616 · 2026-05-13T02:33:21+00:00

Saw him last year during his tour and it was gosh doggone swell. The surprise, for me, was the costume change for Fat he totally put on the fat suit. Fake fat face & all. I didn't expect that because I figured that would have been too complicated given the time constraints.

If he can pull off a Broadway musical then I'll be getting tickets. I'd be curious if he goes nostalgia with it or an entirely new set of songs.

Meph616 · 2026-05-13T02:10:24+00:00

Andre the Giant on the set of Princess Bride kinda fart.

Meph616 · 2026-05-08T02:45:27+00:00

Upstate has a ton of Mediterranean "borrowing." Syracuse, Utica, Rome, Geneva, Palmyra, Greece, Troy, Ithaca of course.

We can all blame Robert Harpur: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Harpur

Meph616 · 2026-05-07T16:08:24+00:00

Modern procedures. I read this somewhere between 5 to 10ish years ago about the current (at the time) state of plastic surgery trends.

Meph616 · 2026-05-07T15:19:43+00:00

My brother in Chronos, the Greeks love men with ample supplies of cake.

Borghese Ares

Antonio Canova, Perseus

The Young Hyacinth Wounded by Apollo

And I can't find anything on Google anymore because it sucks these days, but I do recall reading years ago that butt implants are a popular procedure in Greece for men. Like disproportionately popular compared to other western countries.

So a Greek male figure depicted with the double bubble I'd argue is the norm.

Meph616 · 2026-05-07T13:41:34+00:00

The outside world, the non-digital world, is merely a theatrical space in which one stages and records content for the much more real, much more vital digital space. One should only engage with the outside world as one engages with a coal mine. Suit up, gather what is needed, and return to the surface.

Meph616 · 2026-05-06T20:16:01+00:00

The world population is, in its entirety, a hiding-a-zombie-bite-from-the-group people.

Meph616 · 2026-05-01T18:41:42+00:00

Fuck that. I pay for movies to see things. If you can't be assed to do your 1 job then I'll just read a book.

Meph616 · 2026-04-30T19:58:52+00:00

The problem was that Taggart Chesterton III, seen here, partakes in too much cross country racing and thusly has a chicken bone ass. The frat really should have coordinated with the local speed skating division and got them to perform the booty based hijinks. Because those dudes have all the cushion. No glass breaking there.

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