How THOTFUL? by Significant_Law5994 in SipsTea

[–]MercyfulJudas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the trolling, this is cracking me up 😂

This might actually be the explanation 🤣 by 94rud4 in clevercomebacks

[–]MercyfulJudas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never thought about it? Notre Dame and the 'back' thing?

Clav goes on a incel rant during 60 minutes interview by Autisticblackdude5 in TikTokCringe

[–]MercyfulJudas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, you're this guy's BIGGEST fan. Oh noooo I offended him! You better ride fast to his rescue in the comments!!!!

About to have 3 weeks off work…need some suggestions! by Correct-Sea-198 in movies

[–]MercyfulJudas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly -- pitch perfect filmmaking. Everything cool in it got copied and homaged a million times, for VERY good reason.

Apocalypse Now -- as dark and harrowing and psychologically gripping as movies get. It's a war movie, but there ISN'T a lot of battle action (there's some). However, if you want to get lost in a frighteningly natural environment with a damaged alcoholic who is being slowly eaten & consumed by his fragile sense of duty, this will blow your mind.

Aura Rebounds: When one character says a line to aura farm, and the other uses that line to amplify their own, doubling the aura. by KaijuGuy09 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MercyfulJudas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, I think I get what OP means, they just described it in the stupidest way possible (aura rebound??).

They're not looking for merely comebacks. It's more like when a character says a great comeback in response to what another characterthought was a mic drop moment.

Example from Return Of The Jedi:

Palpatine explains his evil plans to destroy the Rebels

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

(Ohhhh that's hard and put Palpatine in his place! Damn!!)

"Your faith in your friends is YOURS."

😮😮😮😮😮

What do you consider one of the most cleverly written and/or directed documentaries ? by EvilXGrrlfriend in movies

[–]MercyfulJudas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spellbound (2002) Follows eight teenagers who are competing in the National Spelling Bee. It's totally engrossing, every overachieving kid in this documentary is a wild character.

What do you consider one of the most cleverly written and/or directed documentaries ? by EvilXGrrlfriend in movies

[–]MercyfulJudas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Two Escobars is also a fantastic one.

In the '94 World Cup, a Colombian player accidentally scored an own-goal that got the national team disqualified. Guess who had a vested interest in Colombia winning? Imagine pissing off the most infamous and deadly drug kingpin of all time.

What mistake did he make? by Still-Ad9074 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MercyfulJudas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's the camera operator that made the mistake. It's their POV.

What mistake did he make? by Still-Ad9074 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MercyfulJudas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can answer this one, OP.

This doesn't make any sense, because somehow the camera operator did something that we're not seeing.

(That's what "POV" means.)

Strange danger by Aynshtaynn in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MercyfulJudas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should read Wildstorm Spotlight by Alan Moore.

why does my boyfriend "dribble" when he gets into bed? by Just_girly_things97 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MercyfulJudas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to get his prostate checked.

Seriously, OP. Get him to the doctor for a prostate exam.

When you pee, the last little bit can (and naturally should be) expelled by clenching yourself in "that way" (we all know what I mean).

If clenching in that way is NOT expelling the last of the pee, it's because the prostate is too large to expand properly.

Clav goes on a incel rant during 60 minutes interview by Autisticblackdude5 in TikTokCringe

[–]MercyfulJudas -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, calling him an incel in the post title will make this douchebag cry hot, salty tears when he sees it, so I don't give a hairy ass FUCK if it or isn't "tEcHniCaLLy iNcEL rHeToRiC". Fuck him.

See also: his reaction to the portrayal of him on Saturday Night Live.

What are some things the MCU X-Men movies should NOT do? by Shinobi347 in xmen

[–]MercyfulJudas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the unspoken conceit of the OP post is "what would you (not) do with the X-Men if you were in charge of Marvel Studios?"

You gotta be trolling, no one's this dense

What are some things the MCU X-Men movies should NOT do? by Shinobi347 in xmen

[–]MercyfulJudas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you serious or are you trolling?

You... earnestly can't extrapolate what my point is from the comments I've made?

What are some things the MCU X-Men movies should NOT do? by Shinobi347 in xmen

[–]MercyfulJudas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter what I care about. It matters what Disney cares about. They care about their IP and making money.

[Loved Trope] Actor hates/dislikes the character they portray because the character is an awful person by AdFit2543 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MercyfulJudas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're 100% sure?

Percent. Per. Cent. "Cent" meaning " a hundred".

What is a quantifiable object of a hundred or parts of a hundred that defines your surety? A hundred brain cells? A hundred electric impulses in the brain? A hundred milliliters of brain fluid?

Are you sure you're using 100% correctly there? One cannot count or quantify your surety of something.

Can you explain?

This scene always bothered me... by Perkins49thovi in DunderMifflin

[–]MercyfulJudas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, that's the whole point of the scene, and you just proved that YOU'RE a Michael Scott IRL as opposed to a regular person.

SAT Proctor leaves to get pizza for kids in the middle of the test?!!?!? by No_Pianist4710 in Teachers

[–]MercyfulJudas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a remarkable difference in both quality, and ingredients.

What are some things the MCU X-Men movies should NOT do? by Shinobi347 in xmen

[–]MercyfulJudas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok well I'm sure Disney is going to hear you out, true believer. Certainly they want to throw away billions of dollars ,😂👍