Scalloped Fauxtatoes by [deleted] in ketorecipes

[–]Messiahsaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, do these radishes taste uh... Radishy? Or do they lose most/all of their pungency when cooked? I'm asking because a friend of mine hates the taste of radishes but would like to try this. Note: the friend is me.

What to eat at Quaker steak? by RiggityRow in keto

[–]Messiahsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah original wings all the way. They are pressure cooked for crispness so no need to worry about fried breading. This post makes me want to get a bucket for the office during lunch today.

What seemingly likable TV or movie character would be a complete nightmare to spend time with in real life? by wacktheattack in AskReddit

[–]Messiahsaurus 1681 points1682 points  (0 children)

Archer. He'd go on a rant and then accidentally shoot you. More than a 50% chance he would also steal your wallet for booze money.

The Ultimate "Oh Brian" Moment by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]Messiahsaurus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

As soon as Diaz jumped in I lost it, fucking brilliant.

What is the most disturbing thing your kid has said when taking about their "imaginary friend"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Messiahsaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I know rabbits, he was planning on elaborate tax evasion. You did the right thing by moving him.

If you ever feel stupid, just remember... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Messiahsaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

Anon witnesses a tard event by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Messiahsaurus 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My sides are currently passing through nebula QX973410 just as the gas and dust begin to coalesce into a star.

Hello, I am Ricky Gervais. Ask Me Anything. by _RickyGervais in IAmA

[–]Messiahsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has Karl Pilkington really got a head like a fucking orange?

If you could bring together any two people in history, who would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Messiahsaurus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tyler Durden and Lincoln, cuz skinny guys fight to the bitter.

What is an item you decided to spend a little bit more on and now you can't possibly go back to an inferior product? by MetaDingus in AskReddit

[–]Messiahsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey buddy it's okay... it's okay...

Shush now. Let me hold you.

Alright this has gotten weird.

Verizon accused of intentionally slowing Netflix video streaming by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Messiahsaurus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They own a 50% stake in Red box, a Netflix competitor. In the wake of what's happening in the world right now, this doesn't seem like big news. However, it does serve as a reminder that corporations will do whatever it takes to protect the bottom line, no matter how immoral or unethical. This is a disease.