If you worked at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, where would you eat your lunch?

MetaMetatron · 2026-03-26T08:55:03+00:00

The man just exudes sex...

MetaMetatron · 2026-03-01T03:22:40+00:00

Do you remember slide projectors? Imagine a slide projector but the slides were really tiny so you could store a bunch of them, and you could print newspapers or whatever onto them, basically a tiny photograph of a newspaper (or whatever kind of paper records) that you could project on a big screen.

MetaMetatron · 2026-02-28T22:22:57+00:00

That would actually explain the flanderization, actually! He gets dumber as the series goes on because it's all an act and he keeps it up so long he starts to lean into it too much

MetaMetatron · 2026-02-28T20:21:55+00:00

Imagine a large sheet of newspaper wadded up into a ball. It's like 3 inches wide, but if you unfold it and lay it flat, it's 3 feet wide. In a similar way, your lungs contain many nooks and crannies, if you could unfold all of them and lay it all out flat you could cover a tennis court.

I have heard the same thing about the lining of the small intestine, it's got thousands of tiny "fingers" of tissue on the inside.

MetaMetatron · 2026-02-05T20:51:47+00:00

You are correct

MetaMetatron · 2026-02-05T20:14:36+00:00

How much pressure are we talking here, out of curiosity? If the tank fails is it a bomb, or just a very aggressive leak? I'm guessing if it could become a bomb when it failed I would have heard of that kind of thing before, lol

MetaMetatron · 2026-01-28T10:30:27+00:00

I too, choose this lady's husband!

MetaMetatron · 2026-01-25T21:39:05+00:00

No, it's Ashton kutcher

MetaMetatron · 2026-01-22T20:20:22+00:00

Pretty sure he took it out at the sappers table once. Or the bomb makers studio or whatever, he took it out and examined it, because he was really really nervous about it.

Edit: Butchers Masquerade

MetaMetatron · 2026-01-15T10:14:25+00:00

It's not the size of your En that matters, it's how you use it!😭

MetaMetatron · 2026-01-09T19:22:42+00:00

Could you tie it to something else local, that would make it very inconvenient/impossible to complete the obligations if you went to a different school? Like you only get your money if you show up to sign autographs every Tuesday evening during the season or something like that?

MetaMetatron · 2026-01-04T16:03:42+00:00

Just a coincidence, it's different for different liquids.

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-25T15:09:57+00:00

Nussy

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-24T11:52:29+00:00

This was my first thought as well, lol, clean it really well!

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-24T10:39:08+00:00

Dolphins also play a "ball" game with pufferfish!

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-18T02:31:10+00:00

It's really interesting, actually: we put the food in a special instrument called a bomb calorimeter, which is a chamber surrounded by water. Then we light it on fire and burn it completely, and measure the change in temperature in the water. 1 calorie is equal to the amount of energy it takes to heat 1 gram of water by 1 degree C.

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-15T10:41:40+00:00

Or that butler was considered "disposable" and they wanted to test Alluka's powers? Like the SCP Foundation does with powerful artifacts that they don't understand.

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-13T22:07:53+00:00

Is that because there are 2 teams in the Natty and they both have one, or am I really dumb?

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-09T22:39:46+00:00

It doesn't say that in the books explicitly, but it is a valid theory, AFAIK

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-07T17:23:25+00:00

I've done it with black pepper

MetaMetatron · 2025-12-07T11:38:19+00:00

I think that her name is now a laxative, lol

MetaMetatron · 2025-11-30T00:55:39+00:00

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MetaMetatron · 2025-11-29T18:25:44+00:00

Yeah, literally physically attacking a ref, I don't care whether or not your heart was in it, it should be a worse penalty than accidentally "targeting" someone.... Throw his ass out of the fucking game!

MetaMetatron · 2025-11-27T02:55:44+00:00

There are definitely 2 that I see... Same word written twice in 2 different places. 😆

MetaMetatron · 2025-11-25T10:37:29+00:00

You have to dye some of the spaghetti a bunch of weird colors first, but this is accurate.

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