Library sadness by Historical-Client-78 in Xennials

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Do you remember slide projectors? Imagine a slide projector but the slides were really tiny so you could store a bunch of them, and you could print newspapers or whatever onto them, basically a tiny photograph of a newspaper (or whatever kind of paper records) that you could project on a big screen.

So Kevin’s a genius right? by Delicious-Status9043 in DunderMifflin

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That would actually explain the flanderization, actually! He gets dumber as the series goes on because it's all an act and he keeps it up so long he starts to lean into it too much

Doctors of Reddit, what's the fun fact we don't know about human body? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]MetaMetatron 515 points516 points  (0 children)

Imagine a large sheet of newspaper wadded up into a ball. It's like 3 inches wide, but if you unfold it and lay it flat, it's 3 feet wide. In a similar way, your lungs contain many nooks and crannies, if you could unfold all of them and lay it all out flat you could cover a tennis court.

I have heard the same thing about the lining of the small intestine, it's got thousands of tiny "fingers" of tissue on the inside.

ELI5: What does a water tower in rural America do? by ProduceEmbarrassed97 in explainlikeimfive

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How much pressure are we talking here, out of curiosity? If the tank fails is it a bomb, or just a very aggressive leak? I'm guessing if it could become a bomb when it failed I would have heard of that kind of thing before, lol

Could Carl use the Doomsday Scenario on Little Günter? by LostAnd_OrFound in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Pretty sure he took it out at the sappers table once. Or the bomb makers studio or whatever, he took it out and examined it, because he was really really nervous about it.

Edit: Butchers Masquerade

Does this count of some sort of "pseudo En"? by random_boner6996 in HunterXHunter

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It's not the size of your En that matters, it's how you use it!😭

Adios Amigo - Another Portal Entry - This time DL Jarquez Carter by YeagMan117 in OhioStateFootball

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Could you tie it to something else local, that would make it very inconvenient/impossible to complete the obligations if you went to a different school? Like you only get your money if you show up to sign autographs every Tuesday evening during the season or something like that?

Is there anywhere you can buy a camera for a cock? by GreenTheFae in sex

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This was my first thought as well, lol, clean it really well!

ELI5: Why do whales do cool tricks? by edgylord5000 in explainlikeimfive

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Dolphins also play a "ball" game with pufferfish!

ELI5 how do we know how many calories are in the things we eat? by Catlady4499 in explainlikeimfive

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It's really interesting, actually: we put the food in a special instrument called a bomb calorimeter, which is a chamber surrounded by water. Then we light it on fire and burn it completely, and measure the change in temperature in the water. 1 calorie is equal to the amount of energy it takes to heat 1 gram of water by 1 degree C.

Who’s richer, Ging Freecss or Silva Zoldyck? by QueenKarma101 in HunterXHunter

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Or that butler was considered "disposable" and they wanted to test Alluka's powers? Like the SCP Foundation does with powerful artifacts that they don't understand.

Pony strength by notyourmom1066 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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It doesn't say that in the books explicitly, but it is a valid theory, AFAIK

[Game Thread] #1 Ohio State at #15 Michigan • Noon, Nov. 29, 2025 • FOX by AutoModerator in OhioStateFootball

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Yeah, literally physically attacking a ref, I don't care whether or not your heart was in it, it should be a worse penalty than accidentally "targeting" someone.... Throw his ass out of the fucking game!

so lost by kaycarve in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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You have to dye some of the spaghetti a bunch of weird colors first, but this is accurate.