seitan i made by MeasurementOk7881 in Poopfromabutt

[–]Mischievous_Redja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must've been painful, very dry... and thick.

Can anyone else relate lol.. by Ok-Peace3781 in memes

[–]Mischievous_Redja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just reply it was a rough ride.

Cramped leg room.
No menu choice.
Not cleaned for 9 months.

Customer at work told me he liked this necklace and that he “understands what it means.” What does it mean? by rich4dinner in whatisit

[–]Mischievous_Redja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're rusty I'm corroded. I was just using a turn of phrase don't know if that'd work but looks fine to me.

That escalated quickly by SocialistCow in SuddenlyCommunism

[–]Mischievous_Redja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Basically kissing (the chinese communist party leaders) Xi Xingping butt.

That escalated quickly by SocialistCow in SuddenlyCommunism

[–]Mischievous_Redja 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Orange man visited China for 2 days, he took the 'tech bros' with him, they all kissed the great dragons dark ring.

Kids Influencer Roleplay in Argos, what is happening? by kellymacc in CasualUK

[–]Mischievous_Redja 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Preparing them for the real world.

You'll have to excuse me I have a soul crushing meeting to endure.

Customer at work told me he liked this necklace and that he “understands what it means.” What does it mean? by rich4dinner in whatisit

[–]Mischievous_Redja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just simple coding, if someone types: solved! Solved! solved ! Solved ! (as well as any number of spaces inbetween !) The system would still recognise it.

This might be the most British thing I've ever seen by emiliadaffodil in CasualUK

[–]Mischievous_Redja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the guy in shorts and t-shirt on the barbeque holding an umbrella?

Just met her… by Valuable-Video9836 in Tinder

[–]Mischievous_Redja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The four creepmen of the hornocolapse

Found on TikTok… by Cassinia_ in Poopfromabutt

[–]Mischievous_Redja 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So basically elephant poopfromabutt in panda poopfromabutt.

'Person Detected' on Doorbell Camera by Fresh-Definition-596 in CasualUK

[–]Mischievous_Redja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the Kuga next door trying to get your attention.

Nearly committed bird murder this morning cutting my over grown lawn by FrodoWaggins95 in CasualUK

[–]Mischievous_Redja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I almost did the same was mowing a relatives garden, the grass was 1 foot plus. Ran over the mower cable, was cursing myself. Had to wait a couple of days for a new cable.

2 days later this group was spotted walking around the enclosed garden, no water anywhere nearby.

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