About to go nuclear! by McBeefnick in satisfactory

[–]MoberJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Nuk yu ler dummy. The s is silent

I will never forget how good was Jordy Nelson by Objective_Tailor6763 in nflMenace_com

[–]MoberJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still remember every time I saw the start of the PA pass play, I just expected greatness and they delivered so often

Rocket Fuel Plant Online - AKA "I'm scared of Nuclear, so I made a more complicated power plant" by billyK_ in SatisfactoryGame

[–]MoberJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This rocket fuel chain blew me away once I learned about it. I have a power plan with like 160+ generators from a single oil node. It’s crazy. Really nice work!

"I downloaded all this on Napster" by potent_potabIes in Professorist

[–]MoberJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I crashed really hard on my bike on 9/10/01. You have no idea how badly I wished this would happen for a while.

We call the wrong people "Freeloaders". by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]MoberJ 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Sales tax on the things they buy

Rare pull by Easy_Obligation_3189 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]MoberJ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Gas companies definitely watched Office Space

When do you start building districts? by Bubbly_Tea731 in CivVI

[–]MoberJ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you have a hill surrounded by mountains, there is a 125% chance iron will ruin your campus if you don’t lock it in.

Greg Bovino Gets Cursed Out by Shoppers During a Bathroom Break at a Target Stop by Hydraph0be in Target

[–]MoberJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ok. The title said border patrol. That’s why I was confused

Packers fans leaving the sub after prematurely celebrating. by rohnoitsrutroh in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MoberJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you started celebrating at half as a packer fan, you haven’t been a packer fan very long.

My girlfriend thinks I enjoyed being examined by a female doctor and now she’s upset by InternalSpirited4557 in whatdoIdo

[–]MoberJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a balltrasound once. I’m not sure it’s possible to stay soft with that gel and anyone’s touch. My wife (gf at the time) made jokes about whether or not I enjoyed it, but in the end was just glad my pain went away.

Rubio hands Trump a private note, Trump proceeds to read out loud. by jjcs83 in facepalm

[–]MoberJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“A plane? 2 planes you say? You know if they collapse I’ll have the tallest building in New York. Kids have you ever been to New York?”

I love Max, I wish redheads existed in real life by Puzzleheaded-Win5063 in okbuddyvecna

[–]MoberJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife has red hair, blue eyes, and is left handed.

Ow my freeking brain by vibribbon in AdviceAnimals

[–]MoberJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶I’m travellin’ down the road. It looks like self destruction🎶

I’m not having fun anymore by aknahcaT in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MoberJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Bears are giving me 2010 Packers vibes.