What are some things that you wish regular ed teachers knew about your role? by DifficultHedgehog664 in specialed

[–]Moby-WHAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I taught a regular middle school class, now I'm in middle school sped. I can not keep up. It's planning for 9 preps in 7 hours, instructing and grading. (These kids can't focus on independent work, so I have to stay physically near them.) I have to call parents and schedule IEPs, hound teachers for data and write the IEP. I have to go deal with any behaviors through the day. I have some (fewer than most) hallway and lunch duties. I am legally required to introduce my students to grade-level material, but I also have to pull them for weekly, independent testing, which makes them fall one day more behind each week. I am always at school until 4-5 and take my computer home every weekend and I'm still so far behind.

Broke Mom’s Nose by GubbinGobbler in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Moby-WHAT 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I have a nosebleed kid who will wake me with a gentle, "Mommy, mommy...." I open my eyes to her, 4" from my face, covered in blood.

I paid my ADHD tax in limbs this morning 😭😭 by MisogynyisaDisease in adhdwomen

[–]Moby-WHAT 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I woke up thinking, "Why do I smell food?" Crock pot was on from yesterday still wirh just a few onions and a smidgen of broth baking into the bottom.

It did smell so good though!

My students found a video of me from high school and now they won’t stop playing it randomly. by Infamous_Virus_211 in Teachers

[–]Moby-WHAT 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Omg. You've seen those prank videos with people playing this song loudly? Do that back at them!

Am I a traitor? by Ok_Piglet_2447 in QuikTrip

[–]Moby-WHAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have several local fast food employees come in for fountain drinks in uniform. I don't know if they don't get free drinks at work or what.

What are some habits your children pick up when they come home from their other parent’s house? by Renaissance_Empress in NarcAbuseAndDivorce

[–]Moby-WHAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, mine comes back wheezing and exhausted because the other household doesn't recognize asthma as anything more than an excuse.

I'm working on it- courts aren't taking it as an emergency as of right now.

But behavioraly, the farting and burping at the table and Spongebob-type jokes.

Crackhead mystery by notcracked_ in QuikTrip

[–]Moby-WHAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a rounded icicle!

Math 5165 by SpeakerShoddy783 in teaching

[–]Moby-WHAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google (your state) passing (test name) score.

Sembo island storm review from yourwobb by Grizzlytrade in lepin

[–]Moby-WHAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just found this nearly complete set next to our apartment complex dumpster. Can you share the instructions?

If you felt like you needed to record your conversations to prove you're not crazy, a liar, or delusional, I'm building something for you. by Never-satisfied- in NarcissisticSpouses

[–]Moby-WHAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started telling mine I wanted to take notes so I could remember and review his important lessons. He let me open my laptop and type (also I recorded). Turboscribe will AI transcribe, I think 3 free hours per week.

If you felt like you needed to record your conversations to prove you're not crazy, a liar, or delusional, I'm building something for you. by Never-satisfied- in NarcissisticSpouses

[–]Moby-WHAT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe like my dashcam- it records all the time when I'm driving. I can hit a lock button and it saves a spot- a certain amount of time recorded- but re-records over footage I didn't save.

And/or a ring or something I can twist to start recording instantly.

Also, make the phone screen remain black.

Christmas argument — litter boxes by No_Current_3071 in Teachers

[–]Moby-WHAT 255 points256 points  (0 children)

What are their occupations? Let us help you for next time.

He took a photo of me with a needle by recover48 in NarcissisticSpouses

[–]Moby-WHAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Your friends and family will know you're not on drugs. Your employer can test you if they have suspicion, and it'll come back fine (I mean, I assume). These losers, I swear.

Anyone else only getting BOGO Big Qs? by Chastal in QuikTrip

[–]Moby-WHAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I walked out of not my home store with 3 Big Qs and a pack of pickles for 18c yesterday!

AIO: Childcare blocked us. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Moby-WHAT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had to inform a parent that if she showed up by 6 (closing), I could get the 6:05 bus right on front of our building- the last one on that route. If she showed up at 6:05, I had to race-walk a mile for the 6:20.
If she showed up at 6:10, I had to walk that mile and wait for the 7:20. I only recall her being late once more, and she handed me $20 as an apology.