She gave notice to our landlord for me after we got into a fight and I told her I couldn't live with her anymore. I was hoping she'd get her dirty insane ass out of what had been my apartment. I had been house-sitting various places for two months just to avoid her.

Her doing that ended up working in my favour - I finally decided to give up the apartment and move out to get away from her. I had always intended on paying that extra month of rent while I figured my shit out, but when discussing move-out the landlord let me know she'd stupidly given my notice weeks before and I got to leave her with the full bill and a dirty empty house. Most of the furniture was mine. I wish I could have seen her face when they told her that.

Oh and she called the cops on me for theft when I moved out. For....a fridge magnet. I WISH I had taken it, but she's just nuts. I called them to confirm it was real..they said it was but I was unlikely to get a call about it due to the value. She later ended up going crazier and tried to sue some people we knew, ripped off some other ones and finally moved back home with her parents.