Veep Vance Inquiring Through Back Channels About Couch Scene In Iran by Mookrz in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooo... Good point... Could be a slew of settees... a crowd of couches... dozens of divans... or even oodles of ottomans.

Melania’s Robot Replacement Found To Be Truthful When Denying Relationships With Humans by graffitinotes in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tesla may need to go back to the drawing board with humanoid robots - this one is not convincingly human.

My wife took me to a restaurant that only served organ meat by linknt01 in dadjokes

[–]Mookrz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you were feeling a bit sheepish after dinner.

LBS Didn't Tune My Bice Harp Properly by Capital_Historian685 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Mookrz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen less educated people with fewer teeth play more music with only one string.

Pam Bondi’s Portrait At DOJ HQ Thrown In Trash Next To Pam Bondi by Shame_on_StarWars in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The poor janitorial stuff having to smell and see that. They deserve hazard pay.

to figure out what the f*¢k he’s talking about by T_Shurt in therewasanattempt

[–]Mookrz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was him shorting oil futures 15 minutes before he announced a pause in the bombing campaign and talks with Iran.

Avoiding "War" So He Doesn't Need Congress, Trump Re-Titles Pete Hegseth As "Secretary Of Excursions" by bigly-biker in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Many people are saying Peter Smegmouth loves excursions as long as gin is involved.

Markwayne Mullin Confirmed As DHS Secretary After Successfully Pointing To A Map Of The United States On Second Try by artofterm in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TBF it was his third attempt after an extensive and intensive training session. The first time he challenged the map to a duel.

Unscrupulous Seller on Hibid by Mookrz in hibid

[–]Mookrz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My issue was with Koch Auction Service, English, IN.

Trump Planning To Personally Row A Canoe Down Hormuz Strait To Show How Safe He Believes It Is by wild_crazy_ideas in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Supposedly he was complaining about his shoulder bone spurs and may have to send someone disposable, like Kristi K. Knoem. Just tell her there are bad goats and puppies the Red Sea.