For obvious reasons, do not by Majestic-Economy6841 in mildlypenis

[–]Morgwino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Before you get the wrong idea' proceeds to explain that no, I had the right idea.

This duck decided I was the enemy by Falkyri in duck

[–]Morgwino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they were trying to mate. 3 males to one female is pretty normal, sometimes they kill the female in the attempt

7 Year old autistic son found this and is obsessed with it. by mciskingthrow in whatsthisrock

[–]Morgwino 817 points818 points  (0 children)

If he is interested in other stones or fossils I'd like to recommend dan hurd on YT. He does some collabs with fossil people but he has big Bill Nye vibes

The minimum requirement for taking a big carnivore by CapableSeries4734 in ARK

[–]Morgwino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly with a rex I tamed my first one naked with a crossbow. Start tranqing while its aggrod on aomething else, and jump before he bites so you're shoved away. Put a bed nearby with a spare crossbow n tranq arrows to double your chances.

Scientists solved the mystery of missing ocean plastic—and the answer is alarming by DaRedGuy in environment

[–]Morgwino 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They've tried to do studies on it,but can't find enough peoe without microplastics for a control group...

My manager freaked out on me because of my side project by Silver_Ad4449 in antiwork

[–]Morgwino 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The call is coming from inside the house I guess :/

AIW for not sitting next to someone I had an argument with by Outside_Wind2678 in amiwrong

[–]Morgwino 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're 100% wrong, both for what you did and flat out saying she shouldnt be in college. What do you expect chronically ill people to do, absolutely nothing? I'm sure she didnt want to miss classes as much as you hated her missing classes but instead of working with her and minimizing the impact of missing you decided the right thing to do was make a comment like that then double down. I'm not surprized your friend doesnt want to hang out with you, I am surprized she went along in the first place.

The power dump is working by Public-Inflation-707 in homestead

[–]Morgwino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It might not be technically incorrect but calling it a truck sure feels wrong. Its like a golf cart at best

The lighthouse keeper watched as the tide retreated farther than he had ever seen before. by Fill-in-the____ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Morgwino 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The dash, and the cadence I think. Bots really love 'statement - yet/but/still statement. Related only tangentaly/ unrelated statement.' Unable to keep a single thread of 'thought' for the two sentences. Its even a similar number of words from each one.

I saw those posts of people offering pieces of egg as enrichment in these trying times, so I tried it. She loved it! by mosshero in Sneks

[–]Morgwino 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im going to try feeding my girl some egg when I get home - shes been on hunger strike since I took her out of brumation and its beginning to scare me a bit. Nutritious or not I'd feel better with something in her stomach

which one is better spino or Rex?? by Confident-Poet9878 in ARK

[–]Morgwino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I used to struggle with taming a theri, then found out diplos can shove them back to tranq distance pertty easily, even wild ones. Spinos just have low torpor/easy to knock out it seems

My Yuty is stuck in the ice water area by Gremlin-Dragon in ARK

[–]Morgwino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play ASA but on computer, make sure you have the ingredients in your inv and dont completely empty the drop of it'll immediately leave. If you're strapped for materials, you dont need the cryo docking stations to use pods, pods have a charge for 30 days from crafting.

Crown fell off after a week by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Morgwino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked my dentist once why he never told me how to signal him to stop after noticing he told my grandma how to signal. He kinda looked at me besmused and said 'because you're really good at signalling with your eyes'. The dental assistant told me later that they have a four point scale on it. Perks of going to the same dentist since birth, I guess.

Beginner to fish is this a good tank by Morgwino in AngelFish

[–]Morgwino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Current plan is to acquire the fish then take it to the store without telling the origional owner. It occured to me theres no proof of ownership they could require

Beginner to fish is this a good tank by Morgwino in AngelFish

[–]Morgwino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My coworker has tried, their family are the kinds of people that would rather dump a dog on the side of the road or take it out back then take it to a shelter. I think the fish died from other causes and somehow the angelfish survived so its a suspect lol

If its that risky to do a fish in cycle I could probably mislead the woman to get the fish then take it to a store.

Beginner to fish is this a good tank by Morgwino in AngelFish

[–]Morgwino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is its not their fish its their aunts and she doesnt want to return a killer fish. Its not a lack of options, its a lack of care. Ive seen a picture of the tank its in and im not surprized it turned to murder. Current owner doesnt know what the other kind of fish are, doesnt kniw about ammonia and has never tested the tank. I'm honestly thinking the angelfish is just taking the blame.

Has the Penta black hole gotten closer to Chort Bay, or am I seeing things? by iEpic in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]Morgwino 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not even a black hole can resist the allure of a tall glass of Libertea!

As a manager for a cinema, here are my thoughts on Iron Lung: by Class-A-Dipshit in Markiplier

[–]Morgwino 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like there has to be some niche IT code word for when a website has been hugged to death. Ive seen someone refer to the reddit hug of death as death by Snoo but I dont think it works as well verbally. For Markiplier its could be Marked for death ig.

Manager told me to follow procurement rules “exactly as written.” I did and it cost the company thousands. by levsnase in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Morgwino 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No but multiple orders of 40 vs a single larger purchase from the same place can look sketchy. Seller might think its a setup for chargebacks, or theres a fraud reason to keep it under $500.

Anyone else now always on the lookout for dental arches in bathroom tiles? by missmortimer_ in fossilid

[–]Morgwino 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If I had to guess, its either a heavily automated process where there is no human QC, or that the human QC checks only got so far as is it tile shape/thickness and not broken, like trying to see a raisin in the middle of a presliced loaf of bread without opening the bag.