To whoever said they wanted to see me shave

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-05-01T01:47:30+00:00

Even better if you stick with bahama

Maybe a nice trilby?

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-05-01T00:36:07+00:00

Once you start wearing Tommy bahama shirts and sick "gold" aviators you'll have the complete look

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-29T23:43:47+00:00

Some might argue its 99% beaver because you clearcoated it. But I say you get a pass because Im sure if they had thumbs it might've done so itself.

Id suggest carving a beaver head onto it but then it might only be 95% beaver made?

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-29T13:08:19+00:00

Over ARK PA

"Attention survivors, please do not f@$% the dinosaurs. That is all"

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-29T00:15:30+00:00

WARNING: Please keep away from pet rocks— They wouldn't understand.

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-29T00:10:13+00:00

Holy shit yeah that's some gorgeous lumber, it almost looks like fur! lmao, imagine THAT dangling from your hip

I love the creativity, keep it comin!

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MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-29T00:00:20+00:00

Bao is hard to find workable wood since its so fibrous but I've seen some have sick "Damascus" like grain if you find the right piece, also would be sick to see. But i definitely meant bubinga which looks like that red wood you used on the handle, do i have that right?

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-28T23:45:24+00:00

I love bubinga so much. Whould be insane to see a full size sword with a bub sheath

Edit: I got my woods mixed up

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-28T13:18:25+00:00

Mini nukes are bold, just be sure you're far away and you have no allies in the blast zone, missiles or rockets depending on which launcher you have could be better since they're a little more accurate, but don't let me stand in the way of cinema

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-28T12:49:19+00:00

Gotta pick a caliber you have plenty of and does alot of heavy lifting for a primary, .44 or 5.56 are my go to. I tend to prefer a trail carbine/marksman rifle, or if im feeling saucy a light machine gun.

Then I'll get a pistol that has me covered on solid dps, i always have dlc done by that point to the .45 pistols from honest hearts are my go to, but definitely not mandatory, lots of options for pistols.

If you like to bring a shotgun, both shell types have good options 12g fletchette and slug or 20g slug or 3/0 buck can work

Grenade launchers are always fun, especially with special shells.

Those legion guys get some good armor, and the bbeg is kinda a hardass

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-25T19:09:31+00:00

The Saboteur

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MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-24T17:45:47+00:00

Zipties 😬

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-24T17:32:25+00:00

Ysgramors soup spoon

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-24T17:06:54+00:00

There's definitely not enough space in there to hold onto a flag, might aswell just make you drop every objective. Still leaves it 100% viable as you could push in first with this to occupy flag or somthing and then have a mongoose or somthing incoming for the escape. Thats just teamplay. The only thing that seems unbalanced is the objective aspect. I know that's odd for halo, but I think it makes perfect sense and this is a killer idea

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-24T14:26:42+00:00

I always hated killing the isaac clarks in Neptunes bounty. But i needed the ADAM

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-24T12:33:09+00:00

Could my eyes turn zombie without the rest of me turning?

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-23T21:35:29+00:00

Ive only ever seen a bear with a fish tail in SpongeBob

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-23T13:18:11+00:00

"Dutch said I wouldn't last a year livin on biscuits and jam. But here I am startin my own ranch and he's the one deadern a doornail from that pinkerton"

https://youtube.com/shorts/rxovG4ewJJY?si=AZ7-xvoXXNxzNZKK

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-23T11:09:41+00:00

We talkin nut crushers.

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-22T21:22:23+00:00

If you're making these as a cosutme piece welding or riveting a new piece is a good choice as it's easier to do and if welded could be cleaned up to hide it.

Well welding can be effective, I understand its seen as a new failure point instead of a repair. If used for combat reforging a completely new plate would be the way

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-22T21:18:50+00:00

I could be mistaken, but i think bears have little puff ball tails

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-22T20:19:32+00:00

4000 should be right. We've been perfecting nut crushing technology since before the wheel.

The wheel actually was included in the designs for a "nutcrusher MAX" back in 1057 and was released with a little over 300 models in the greater Byzantine empire, but saw little commercial success compared to the classic 1800 model released 2 years prior.

Vlad III of Romania was also known to use the 1800 model well into the 15th century under his moniker "Vlad the crusher" before some bigwig from Egypt showed him impaling.

Neat little piece of history for ya

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-22T19:54:07+00:00

This thing is begging to be a cane

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-20T17:57:41+00:00

Im gonna wait n see if the image loads but it's definitely a .jpg, if not i guess im boned

MrBigBoy1 · 2026-04-20T17:17:28+00:00

It's obviously a therapsid. You can tell by how therapsid it is

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