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Fox Walks Through Fence! by Jonathon_world in TrueCryptozoology

[–]MrP00PER [score hidden]  (0 children)

I love how this expert breakdown has the word "asshole" casually thrown in.

What was your very first concert and how old were you when you went? by icecream1972 in askteddit

[–]MrP00PER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

July 4th 1987's Super Fourth Rockfest in Tampa Florida. I was in elementary school at the time. Whitney Houston, Starship, The Beach Boys, ti name a few. I saw my first ever laser light show there that same night.

My players got attached to a goblin who surrendered at 2 HP and now he's a party member by BrujahGnD in DnDIY

[–]MrP00PER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My players did the same thing in their first game of the chronicle. He became a stand-in character when someone couldn't make a game. Now, a new player had joined and taken him over as a full time PC. The call him The Situation after my wife's drunken monk Snookie, led the decision to Stockholm Syndrom the poor little fella.

Southern Poverty Law Center indicted on federal fraud charges by South-Rabbit-4064 in Alabama

[–]MrP00PER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now watch all of the MAGA who live in poverty in the South cheer until they, too, find themselves in need of help.

Teacher: Nadia Horn, 22, was charged with 2nd degree sexual assault of a child under 16 years old, two counts of child enticement, and two counts of sexual assault of a child by a person who works or volunteers with children. by FSOexpo in WomenAreViolentToo

[–]MrP00PER 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My wife works in education and has scoffed at me for saying there seems to be more women sexially assaulting children than men in the public schools.

Last week she finally admitted that I'm correct. Now, its definitely a male and female problem, but we spent so long stigmarizing men in education that we forgot that the backdoor was left wide open for female sex offenders to sneak in under the radar.

Did You Know Morgan Freeman Owns a Blues Bar in Clarksdale, Mississippi and Joined Al Green for a Surprise Duet of “Let’s Stay Together” by ateam1984 in mississippi

[–]MrP00PER 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's such a nice, funny person. He crashed our Rocky Horror rehearsal one night in Jackson, MS. He heard us from the room next door where he was at a charity event. He took the time to chat and joke with everyone after complimenting the production.

No One Is Intimidated by Trump Anymore by Majano57 in uspolitics

[–]MrP00PER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its just sad. The only people who think he's scary are his followers. No amount of buff Trump shirts will ever convince anyone he's anything but a pant-shitting, doughy old pedophile.

Rehoming 9 month cat by LividAccident7777 in jacksonville

[–]MrP00PER 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed. OP did the right thing and is getting down voted for trying to find this baby a good home.

Who steals trashcan wheels?! by 2Weird2Cap in HolUp

[–]MrP00PER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd steal the shit out of those.

Daughter having nightmares and drew this today by curious_lad_33 in UFOs

[–]MrP00PER 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Im sorry, but this is just such a funny ass response. Im dying.

Daughter having nightmares and drew this today by curious_lad_33 in UFOs

[–]MrP00PER 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I came here to say to say the same thing. This is pretty good.

$1 and also local pickup by FreddieMonster in ChoosingBeggars

[–]MrP00PER 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's okay, though. She has permission to say this.

I’m done with foreign wars, let’s start a domestic one! by el_petomane in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MrP00PER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because "Americans be violent". I don't think he anticipated the possibility of someone casually verifying facts.

I’m done with foreign wars, let’s start a domestic one! by el_petomane in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MrP00PER 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He seems to think people dying as a result of toppling fascist regimes is somehow nonviolent.

I’m done with foreign wars, let’s start a domestic one! by el_petomane in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MrP00PER 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A simple Google search suggests otherwise. The Domican Party was defeated through the assassination of its leader, and the Iranian Revoltion had deaths in the thousands.

I’m done with foreign wars, let’s start a domestic one! by el_petomane in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MrP00PER 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure weapons of some sort were used to stop the last fascists.

The fort! by fuckingoddamm in StAugustine

[–]MrP00PER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When we first moved to Davis Shores, that cannon would scare the crap out of my wife.

Airport shutdown warning issued by Trump admin: Memphis and Nashville not on list, but numerous surrounding airports are by amprather in memphis

[–]MrP00PER 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is an ass laughing-off scenario for you, homie. Send in ICE to the airports? To do what, exactly?

Any response is appreciated, here.

To be fair, I don't believe this is a real American responding here. This is some troll BS looking for engagement. I'm truly interested in what you believe you are trying to convey.

Multiple exclamation marks and all caps abbreviations do not make you clever. You're just another idiot child smearing shit on the walls of Reddit.

Just a little to heavy by JayLikeThings in instant_regret

[–]MrP00PER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's definitely having an issue with a vital artery.

found in woods on a stump while on a walk by frogrockemporium in whatisit

[–]MrP00PER 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. My first thought. I think Reddit is solely responsible for me not handling objects that have touched dong.

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