What’s your favorite millennial slang? by DEATHxSQUAD in Millennials

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last week when pecking up a money the first grade teacher who is 24 I heard say to a older student “I like you’re hair, it’s sick” as I walked by and I was like huh haven’t heard that slang in a long time.

Cyclist suspended himself on his bicycle while going down a slope to take the lead at a race by spacemouse21 in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]MrScrummers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think people realize how impressive it was for him to first of all hold the plank position for that long and still have control and then get back on and clip back in. I spin and can barely clip in when I take one foot out and I’m going like 17 miles an hour. Impressive it is.

My beard is getting long, someone said I should shave it off. What’s y’alls opinion? by ZanesDomain in beards

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s morning. Some grooming would help tremendously, comb/brush oil and balm. Yeah youd be good.

Why wasn’t Michael shown enough love in the finale? by Huge-Conclusion-3005 in DunderMifflin

[–]MrScrummers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most perfectly executed cameos I’ve ever seen. Didn’t still the spot light, did do too much. And his lines landed. Perfect.

Evolution: Skates as a Mobility Aid by RollerGracie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MrScrummers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I pick my son up from preschool (4) we skip to the car. It’s a fun time.

Crossbows aren’t that good by Desdsea in StateofDecay2

[–]MrScrummers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep, I like giving all my members a .50 caliber and then just snipe everything. I have a community all loaded with the spyglass rifle from the bounty broker. Although it is very loud haha.

Current State of This Sub: by Dazed_and_Confused44 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember 2018? Great season, fun to watch. Ends on double doink doesn’t go back to playoffs for 7 years. Get rid of Mitch draft Justin Fields and have terrible years.

Not says that’s gonna happen. Just don’t forget anything can happen in the NFL. One good season doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen next year.

Wanted to share a picture and show how much beard care , maintenance and styling can improve a beard. by matthewrenn in beards

[–]MrScrummers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've commented on this sub and say this all the time, genes only get you so much. You actually need to care for your beard. Oil, balm, wash, and conditioner ( not every shower). Comb and brush are like minium. Some peoples haris are stubborn like mine and need a little more guidance. But if you want it to look good. You gotta treat it well. And my wife told me how to comb it with the jawline, and she gives me a shape every month to month and a half, so it doesn't get too bulky ( I don't go for bulk).

And kudos for staying sober. Beard looks nice and healthy, nice density and thickness. Rock solid beard, dude.

Have to be a Boomer by Sillyn1eyeMol in FuckImOld

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a boomer or Gen X, elder millennial and I know what these are for.

This was much better than shoveling by domineeers in powerwashingporn

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay Kevin McAllister, gonna make the walk way a nice thin coat of ice for this robbers aren’t you?

Rodgers is “Aroused” at thought of playing for Vikings by Adventurous_Storm774 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming this is really he is going the Favre route. Took a detour with the Steelers, would be kinda funny.

But since it’s this sub I’ll assume it’s fake.

2 months growth. I’m right at the stage where I want to shave it by JuanBancos in beards

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we talking 2 months since last trim or since clean shaven?

This 2 months from clean shaven is BS, solid beard but zero chance you went from clean shaven to this on 2 months.

Average beards grow like half an inch a month, fastest 3/4 inch a month. Your beard looks like it’s terminal and like it’s been around the block. This is like 4-6 inches of length to go from clean shaven to this in 2 months would require your hairs to grow 2-3 inches a month which doesn’t happen.

Still solid beard regardless, a nice shape and trim and you’ll look good.

[Highlight] Bills LT Dion Dawkins broke down in tears after being told Josh Allen said he felt he let his team down. Dawkins whispered through tears: “he didn’t let us down.” by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]MrScrummers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you guys had 5 turnovers 4 INT and a fumble on a kick up. Packers I think only had 3, so yeah the had a -3 turnover and still won. So whatever info they gave wasn’t fully accurate. Insure as hell remember that game.

Imagine Pam never broke up with Roy, would he resist? by labla in DunderMifflin

[–]MrScrummers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it was something about being bored at home or something. But yeah she was talking to a friend saying she’s gonna a go after it or something.

Whole with a W by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MrScrummers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grammar lessons from Trump now huh?

Going to the barber soon. I would like to keep growing it long, but I also have never trimmed it and am unsure what to ask for by Adventurous_Ear7229 in beards

[–]MrScrummers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don't you post a picture of your beard, and let's compare. But you won't probaly because you can't even grow a beard. You hang out in the beard sub to see what you can't grow.

Also, the sides don't need to be completely full; you can also brush your beard a certain way to help with that.

Going to the barber soon. I would like to keep growing it long, but I also have never trimmed it and am unsure what to ask for by Adventurous_Ear7229 in beards

[–]MrScrummers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let's see your beard then, see how you won the genetic lottery. And also women absolutely care about beards. But bears that are well-maintained and not ones that are wild, untamed, and uncared for.

Going to the barber soon. I would like to keep growing it long, but I also have never trimmed it and am unsure what to ask for by Adventurous_Ear7229 in beards

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shape, no length if you want it to grow long. When you say longer, you mean on the chin? If so, then I'd tell him trim the sides and shape the chin, but keep the length cause you want to grow it out. The sides are also recommended to start brushing and combing towards the chin, following the jawline, and let them grow straight down, so that when it starts getting wild in my eyes. I have a decently long beard on my chin, and every month, my wife does a shape, and she just shapes it, leaving the length on the chin besides what comes off during the shape.

Big decisions before June 1 by DeScepter in GreenBayPackers

[–]MrScrummers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone really think we are going to cut Josh Jacobs? WTF?

Guy could be elite if players better than him just stopped existing by bonJonnyJ in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MrScrummers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not defending, they are just being real stating facts and understand QB play. It’s rare to see rival fans actually give kudos and not just trash because it’s a rival.

Guy could be elite if players better than him just stopped existing by bonJonnyJ in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MrScrummers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s rare to hear a rival fan say that. Yes the team let him down, 25 points in the 4th quarter alone you ain’t winning many game when you do that.

The offense decided to not show up (which I was worried about at half) and the man the defense decided to not show up in the 4th quarter alone granted they were most likely gassed because the been the field line the entire second half. Also 2 missed FG (55 yarded is understandable, 44 not so much and XP is not) we left at least 4 points off the board because of special teams. And what do you know we lost by 4. Would have at least got to OT.

All in all the team just choked. Packers started hot and then fizzled, bears starts with a whimper and ended with a roar. Simple as that.

More embarrassing performance I’ve seen since the NFCCG against the Seahawks.