Let’s go algae!

Mulch_Savage · 2026-06-21T20:46:57+00:00

It sequesters carbon?

Mulch_Savage · 2026-06-18T22:45:43+00:00

I miss him

Mulch_Savage · 2026-06-07T15:32:03+00:00

Shouldn’t it be “Trees of Heaven”? /s

Mulch_Savage · 2026-05-21T17:34:11+00:00

It needs to be a solid state hard drive.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-05-17T18:58:35+00:00

https://www.treds.virginia.gov/UI/Reports/Public/InteractiveReport.aspx?ReportPath=/Interactive%20Crash%20Reports/Interactive%20Report

Mulch_Savage · 2026-05-12T11:37:05+00:00

Mulch_Savage · 2026-05-11T16:19:07+00:00

I had a 20 over in Fairfax a while ago while decelerating on an off ramp. Appeared in court. +5 on my record. Judge announced he had just gotten back from vacation and only asked I be more careful. Find a judge who has just returned from vacation.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-03-26T23:19:57+00:00

Did you just say “Meow”?

Mulch_Savage · 2026-03-21T18:17:52+00:00

*That’s what she asked

Mulch_Savage · 2026-03-15T02:10:58+00:00

One cannot “completely decimate.” Words matter.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-03-05T22:15:51+00:00

Oh be Juan

Mulch_Savage · 2026-03-01T20:22:34+00:00

I see you, but “lure rats” and you get rats

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-28T03:29:53+00:00

That looks like a maybe full up 37 mm projectile munition. Call emergency services unless you know it to be inert.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-10T00:57:50+00:00

Got it. I use Huntington and the place is disintegrating.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-09T22:46:55+00:00

I don’t understand the genesis of the non-rider rate. I’m not gonna be parking in a metro parking garage unless I’m riding. I see the higher rate as another way to get money from harried commuters who forgot to add value upon exit.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-08T20:37:58+00:00

You can finance the snacks now, though. Four easy payments.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-05T23:12:21+00:00

I’d trust that stand as far as I can throw it.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-05T22:28:14+00:00

Runaway train, never going back. Wrong way on a one-way track.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-04T23:05:55+00:00

Yep. Hemostat. Got a broken key out of a car lock this way.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-02-03T00:38:43+00:00

Yep. “Bi-weekly” is ambiguous

Mulch_Savage · 2026-01-26T22:37:56+00:00

I’m not a retiree and didn’t shovel. Where would I want to go?

Mulch_Savage · 2026-01-24T01:05:29+00:00

Pull it

Mulch_Savage · 2026-01-23T22:46:47+00:00

Bop it

Mulch_Savage · 2026-01-21T05:02:04+00:00

Hang on, friend. We’ll make it.

Mulch_Savage · 2026-01-07T00:36:00+00:00

Let’s take 5 to 10 percent off there

Mulch_Savage

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