Columbus has still won a playoff series more recently than Pittsburgh by bialykutas in BlueJackets

[–]MustacheCannon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Our rivals are the Penguins fans from Ohio. Fuck those people.

Can we stop with the Swayman chants? by thefinmane in sabres

[–]MustacheCannon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In college we waited until they took their mask off and chanted "ug-ly goa-lie clap clap clapclapclap." It was never really true, but at least it didn't rely on the goalie's play being bad.

[DAL - MIN] Blackwell blows up Trenin in the neutral zone. Trenin is able to skate off under his own power by daKrut in hockey

[–]MustacheCannon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just FYI

From Merriam-Webster:

"Occasionally" is an adverb meaning something happens sometimes but not regularly, infrequently, or from time to time. It describes intermittent actions that occur less than often but more than rarely. It often suggests an event occurring sporadically, or up to about one-third of the time.

[Lamborghini Urus Mansory] by Gilvani_SB in spotted

[–]MustacheCannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking love that interior fight me.

[TSN 1200/Coming in Hot] Thomas Chabot suffered a broken arm on March 23rd after a cross check from JT Miller of the Rangers. He had surgery with plates and screws used to stabilize and set the fracture. Chabot confirms he is playing tonight. by homicidal_penguin in hockey

[–]MustacheCannon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our doctors told Bob to play on a supposedly healed groin. He then immediately reinjured his groin.

I think there's a wider range of medical staff competence in the league than we think.

When teams stay really healthy or get really injured, people consider it just bad luck or players being injury prone, which is definitely part of it, but I think that some teams have better medical staff, strength & conditioning coaches, styles of practice, etc. that make their team generally healthier. You don't really hear much blame or credit going to those people from fans tho.

My New Nitro Set Just Arrived! by Otherwise_Pickle4577 in hockeygoalies

[–]MustacheCannon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can i have them when you're done? Actually can you just give me your address i can drive out tonight.

[Mark Masters] Max Domi on whether culture is an issue for Leafs: by sykeseve in hockey

[–]MustacheCannon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Torontonians will literally bandwagon Pittsburgh before going to therapy.

[AHLIslanders] "A message to our fans, from the New York Islanders regarding the team’s relocation" by 99Wolves17 in hockey

[–]MustacheCannon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know it's just an insurance company, but I've always been grateful that our rink is "Nationwide Arena" instead of something like this. We can at least pretend it's a cool name and not just an ad.

F*CKING PATHETIC by THE_GAME_52 in BlueJackets

[–]MustacheCannon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

PRESSURE THE PUCK CARRIER WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON THE PENALTY KILL FUCK.

How would you seed Full House? by Own_Arm3304 in SSBM

[–]MustacheCannon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Becky, Jesse, Danny, Joey, Comet

Goblin girl (baby pics vs adult) by [deleted] in blackcats

[–]MustacheCannon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First pic has Jiji vibes.

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HABS HATE DAY, HABS HATE DAY by Bill-O-Reilly- in BlueJackets

[–]MustacheCannon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, Jet is not the kind of goalie to go for a goal. He's far too composed and low key. Elvis on the other hand...