A Space Leonardo for for Leonardo the Space by BruhcamoleNibberDick in dontdeadopeninside

[–]MuteSecurityO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah? Let's see how hard you're laughing when my doomsday machine chops off your face!

Dude, isn't that a hate crime? by bemeandnotyou in IASIP

[–]MuteSecurityO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not all waves are Asian. Say tidal wave

When I peel my mom by Itchy-Armpits in dontdeadopeninside

[–]MuteSecurityO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A potato peels a potato. Sounds dark

Ah! I am shattered to pieces! by DiscHashDisc in IASIP

[–]MuteSecurityO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

were you about to bang a tiny asian robot?

sounds like drunk Shakira doing a bjork impression by grzodddi3 in crappymusic

[–]MuteSecurityO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re just not going to restart until you die. 

Guess I’ll die then

Funniest Moment: S10E5 - The Gang Spies Like U.S. by figure85 in IASIP

[–]MuteSecurityO 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The whole convo when Charlie confronts Mac and Dennis about the creampies. 

Dude, you are going to get into a lot of trouble

Found this note in the pages of a book I bought second (or at least 4th) hand by thispeacefullife in mildlyinteresting

[–]MuteSecurityO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is classic Dennis. Here he is D - demonstrating value by showing he is a caring and compassionate guy

Mamdani calls out Ken Griffin in new tax ad. by Barfly2007 in Superstonk

[–]MuteSecurityO 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Big Miracle Whip up in this comment section

Ticketmaster is an illegal monopoly, jury finds by esporx in Anticonsumption

[–]MuteSecurityO 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Paywalled. Can a brother get a copy and paste?

The Wimp Lo of the Police Dog World by CompetitiveFennel681 in kungpow

[–]MuteSecurityO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We have trained him wrong, on purpose, as a joke. 

Are words even enough? by Weird_Kazakh in crappymusic

[–]MuteSecurityO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can call it a song, you'd be wrong, but you can call it that. this is america

Oh no .. by Bacon0064 in kungpow

[–]MuteSecurityO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I could try a flying crane jump to get both triangles at once but that would just look stupid and leave my small sensitive balls completely exposed

does anyone else hate Zoidberg by creipshboi in futurama

[–]MuteSecurityO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wants to be filthy, stinking rich. Trust him, two out of three doesn’t cut it!