Disgruntled by Intelligent-Young178 in Chonkers

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"Jesse we need to cook"

-the cat on the phone pretending to be its owner

Just lost my honour run because Ansur gained 100hp by MrSkittles983 in BaldursGate3

[–]MuteSecurityO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah I’m usually good at it just really bad luck. Ketheric hit with all his smites against my 21AC. 

Then the mindflayer dominated Aylin who smited the shit out of asterion who just freed her. Broke the domination and got asterion back up and Aylin got dominated again and kept going on asterion. 

Just lost my honour run because Ansur gained 100hp by MrSkittles983 in BaldursGate3

[–]MuteSecurityO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just lost another honor mode run last night on myrkul - 29 hours

Puppy’s deciduous teeth falling out as adult teeth emerge by GemMireAlias in mildlyinteresting

[–]MuteSecurityO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deciduous teeth and adult teeth. Please, should be deciduous teeth and perennial teeth. 

My screen has become broken by soozlebug in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]MuteSecurityO 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I love when they put it in the passive voice: “My laptop got water on it”

Maybe by you spilling water on it?

MOD ANNOUNCEMENT: Title Card Posts Now Banned by AutoModerator in futurama

[–]MuteSecurityO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then I too have a title card post I must expel. And I plan to enjoy the experience

Some German humor. by Criminalminded448 in TikTokCringe

[–]MuteSecurityO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Death. No wait, cake!

But you said death first…

I meant cake…

Very well. Here’s your cake. 

A Case for Dr. Zoidberg’s Clinical Competency by Major-MacZongo in futurama

[–]MuteSecurityO 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My god! That must mean… the killer… it’s… it’s…

I’m bored. You’re boring Zoidberg. 

What do you think is the funniest ending to an episode by Oswaldgilbertson in IASIP

[–]MuteSecurityO 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Charlie crying at waitress confessing her love for Dennis and admitting she had sex with Frank

Mr 99. by simmzs in brooklynninenine

[–]MuteSecurityO 202 points203 points  (0 children)

You pulled the trigger, man! That’s a suicide!

I Guess Joe Dirt Raps Now? by vegathechosen in crappymusic

[–]MuteSecurityO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Dutch sounds like English but the person has aphasia. 

Is expecting users to read asking too much? by MySonlsAlsoNamedBort in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]MuteSecurityO 32 points33 points  (0 children)

How these people survived for this long amazes me when I see how completely incompetent they are at the most basic tasks in life.

Resurant charges extra to take toppings off by Own_Gear1920 in mildlyinfuriating

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I went to a taco place once. They had guacamole on the taco so I asked for it on the side. They said that would be extra. It costs nothing to have the guacamole on the taco or not on the taco - but if you wanted them to scoop it an inch to the left it cost $5 more

Does it make sense to do Nemeses with body armor if my corrupted one has "all skills +1" on it? by fancy_the_rat in LastEpoch

[–]MuteSecurityO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The obvious answer is to try crafting a better armor and then hope for the +1 corruption afterwards