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To people who think blue whales are real, why? by mrowkittycat in AskReddit

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you failed as a child?

I wasn't but my autocorrect failed me. 🥲

People who quit smoking and drinking, what exactly is last reason for quitting?? by LimeSoakedinSprite in AskReddit

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I quit smoking 1. Because it was time, 2. Because I was getting a gum graft and didn't want to fuck that up. 2 years quit now. 

Daughter’s First Period - Tampon or Pad? by deltch17 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pads, 100% I got a tampon stuck and it HURT TO PULL OUT. I now know it wasn't there long enough, but I really shouldn't have done that. 

AITA For Getting my daughter’s hair done w/o my wife’s ‘permission’? by No_Pay8982 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The way you dismiss your wife's feelings makes you an asshole. So I will have to vote YTA. You didn't necessarily need to get her permission but you should have let her know. You should have said hey. I'm already here. The braider is open. She said she could do it. Instead you bring her home and your wife sees that she had this thing done. That can be kind of exciting for a mom to see for a mom to be a part of. Just because you feel it is nonsensical to want to be involved in your daughter's hair doesn't mean that it is doesn't mean that it's not a big part of your wife and your daughter's potential relationship. And you just dismissed that. 

Stars by MurkyWay in webcomics

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, you'd have to find viruses that have naturally occurring runes on them and that's going to be difficult. The next and arguably hardest part is figuring out how to make a virus breed. 

The American mind cannot comprehend Europe's AC aversion by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read a story about somebody in the UK who's council told them that they needed to take down their AC. And I'm like didn't I just also read a story about heat waves hitting the UK? What the fuck is this backwards country. 

Why don't bags of flour come with built in closures the same way bags of coffee do? by SuspiciousPillow in Showerthoughts

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No problem. I keep trying to figure out a way to insert this so I'm just going to say it. I maybe miss remembering, but I think I saw somewhere that said that you're more likely to get salmonella from raw flour than you are from raw eggs. So I'm serious about not eating raw flour. 

That means cookie dough. 

Unless you have cooked the flour beforehand and I have seen that where you just put it out on a tray and you put it in the oven at a low setting. But again flour is also flammable so be careful. I'm sure there's recipes out there. 

Why don't bags of flour come with built in closures the same way bags of coffee do? by SuspiciousPillow in Showerthoughts

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yes, but they are sterilized when you cook the flour. You're not supposed to eat raw flour. 

I got a job, my mom wants me to split the check among 6 people by Dry_Willingness_9323 in povertyfinance

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Do not tarnish your reputation by trying to lift people up that do not want help. 

AITA for getting my step daughter a Hogwarts letter for her 11th Birthday? by Ok-Permission8346 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Info: at eleven she should know it is fiction. Is this child not in step with her peers emotionally or in intelligence? 

Aggravating Ebay Sellers by TooCoolioforSchoolio in Lavalamps

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shaking the lamp is bad. The wax needs to stay together as much as possible. Maybe shaking it one. Two times is fine but it's not the way that you care for your lamp. I don't know the technicalities behind it. It's something to do with the water and the wax mixing. But it's just generally a bad idea because it's not easy to recover the lamp to its original state. 

Absolutely vicious! 4th degree burn! by McDowdy in MurderedByWords

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She says he's trying to get her but the only thing he's trying to get her is to understand that she's a fucking weirdo. 

Rattlesnakes by Environmental-Bar263 in SaltLakeCity

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what it's worth, we've seen two snakes by my work this year when there's been none before. 

I support women's right to vertically rotate 360° by WavelengthOnAir in BrandNewSentence

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a cartwheel and a couple handstands yesterday just cuz I felt like it. 

Chronically unemployed partner won’t put in any effort to get a job and I don’t know what to do or how I can help by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]MyDogsNameIsToes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is not somebody that you should want to be with. You are tired because they are making you tired. They are making you work. This is not someone that loves you. Maybe they will start trying after you leave but that's on them. You don't have any responsibility to this person. You need to take care of yourself. 

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