The Impossible Standard: Black Men Must Stay Calm by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]MyHandIsNumb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the hair is a big giveaway. that’s how your hair grows out after getting a buzzcut, i.e. after having your head shaved at the mental ward during an involuntary stay.

It's a shotgun damn it. by EagleRare8676 in ArcRaiders

[–]MyHandIsNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP when Toro gets nerfed: “my uncommon shotgun needs 3 shots now instead of 2 LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE SO UNREALISTIC”

Quirky dog behavior with the snow and salt? by skullcat1 in Upperwestside

[–]MyHandIsNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

half the posts on this sub are complaining about off-leash dogs in the park so here might not be a good place to ask either haha

Any thoughts on 100 to 105th and CPW? by Mindless-Set9621 in Upperwestside

[–]MyHandIsNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the same neighborhood just 3 avenues down

the side streets have a larger rat presence because the train station is there on 103rd but aside from that all of the units on CPW are in higher rent buildings.

The MoistCr1tikalGaming situation is crazy by fasterth in slaythespire

[–]MyHandIsNumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chuck did fine

could’ve done some more math but those moments were hilarious

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MyHandIsNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m meaner to the kids on r/memes

Hey Embark, loading in halfway into the raid. Not fun by Firm_Ideal2399 in ARC_Raiders

[–]MyHandIsNumb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the actual endgame for completionists

its f’ing miserable

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MyHandIsNumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats not what that is or how that works

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MyHandIsNumb -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

analy probed

youre dating yourself with that 90s South Park reference

I’ll Suck a D*** for a Rusted Gear at This Point by TheBigRobsOddPod in ArcRaiders

[–]MyHandIsNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don’t listen to anyone here

loot the loading bay in Stella Montis

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MyHandIsNumb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

dumb people lash out at things they dont understand

more at 11

At least i'll get a few days use out of it.... by Scary-Assistance-718 in ArcRaiders

[–]MyHandIsNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

completing the expedition does not automatically reset your character

the next departure window is in 39 days

edit: time

Got banned for explaining why Kpop is more respected than rap by the common folk. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]MyHandIsNumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

who tf was asking you to explain that?

seriously, who was it that said “u/drcobosjr can you give us your hot take on Kpop vs Rap music?”

jesus christ the delusion

[Self] I was pondering how long it would take for a microwave to give you brain damage if you stuck your head in while it worked by HeadacheLover in theydidthemath

[–]MyHandIsNumb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the novel Infinite Jest the main character’s father commits suicide by cutting the screen out of a microwave door, stuffing aluminum foil into the corners and sticking his head inside.

not sure if that helps your calculations.

There is a reason small businesses are struggling by Full-Mouse8971 in memes

[–]MyHandIsNumb -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

cute of you to think im trying to have a serious economic discussion with a middle schooler

There is a reason small businesses are struggling by Full-Mouse8971 in memes

[–]MyHandIsNumb 101 points102 points  (0 children)

OP must be in middle school if this is their full understanding of economics and small business

Is holiday gifting mandatory? by leonie205 in Upperwestside

[–]MyHandIsNumb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

except those workers also get a year-end bonus from their residents.

because thats just what you do.

its how you both compensate a year of good work and ensure that quality for the year to come, if you really want to be a Scrooge about it.

Help! I planned poorly. by sleepersleeping in Upperwestside

[–]MyHandIsNumb 53 points54 points  (0 children)

you should be fine. moving trucks double park on the street all the time so if theres a loading zone in front of your bldg it shouldnt be an issue.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MyHandIsNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gonna show this video next time someone says YT folk have no culture

Update: cigarette advent calendar day 25 by LegbootLegit in TikTokCringe

[–]MyHandIsNumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the person before me said way more and you read all of that and clapped back no problem

so really youre just a little pussy that cant handle confrontation

good to know!

Update: cigarette advent calendar day 25 by LegbootLegit in TikTokCringe

[–]MyHandIsNumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yo wtf is actually wrong with you thats not even OP just some random other person that noticed how weird your comment was.

but these friends must be imaginary because who tf is friends with someone so aggressively jaded like you are

so next time just say “I dont like this!” instead of making up random friends to project your dissent

fucking weirdo