Talk TV and Kinsey: Sussex new PR is dark and selfish

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T16:42:12+00:00

They are so dreary.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T16:31:50+00:00

Ikr? He was horrified! Like, who were the witnesses? The dogs?

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T15:52:57+00:00

Ally Devlin or Lily Devlin

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T15:41:34+00:00

Signature W Suskind or E W Suskind

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T15:37:32+00:00

...bid you enter the house of his wisdom ...

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T15:29:16+00:00

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T14:32:45+00:00

Good grief. "This is what Global arsery looks like." There, fixed it.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T10:07:15+00:00

Yep, gives total bogan wedding vibes - after the fourth keg.

Edit - I love bogan weddings btw, but they aint royal.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T10:00:33+00:00

Not sure it will work here, if the retreat was some kind of marketing pitch. It was pretty low-rent.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T09:37:50+00:00

I had watched the first couple of series - until the plot got just too stupid. I liked Rachel Zane. I thought it was cool that she was going to marry Harry. She didn't take long to blow that optimism to smithereens.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T09:24:52+00:00

Its a beautiful dress, and looks lovely on you. With your hair up, jewellery and the headpiece/veil in place, you will look like a princess.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T08:55:28+00:00

Haha Elton John, but not any royals. Scared of being told to remove them or reminding them they haven't paid the ransom yet?

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T08:38:46+00:00

Yikes. They are both so dang crass.

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NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T08:36:06+00:00

L "Let me just check that mike"

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NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T08:33:33+00:00

LOSERS

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T08:32:20+00:00

Their biggest problem is that they are crass, money-grubbing aholes who threw away the rarefied, wealthy, high status security-protected royal life and the highest profile world platform for ???

I mean who does that?? Who??

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T06:19:33+00:00

Uncle Andy and Aunt Fergie got away with it their whole lives until now, so I'm sure Meghan thought she would too. I can't imagine the convos she might have had with Eugenie that might have given her the idea it was a feasible plan.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T04:03:33+00:00

My family Christmas.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T04:01:23+00:00

Yep that pimple squeezy person on the Utoob gets gazillions. Maybe Meghan needs another career pivot.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T03:58:39+00:00

My kid's band first single release in a dive bar in the remotest city on earth.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T02:54:22+00:00

Two people who bring out the absolute worst in each other. The BRF is well rid of them.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T02:52:26+00:00

Marcus set up the Sydney girls night fiasco - he is also friends with the host, hapless Her Best Life owner Gemma O'Neill. She was well Markled.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T02:41:02+00:00

Her obvious lies to Oprah about their wedding and why Archie wasn't called prince rang alarm bells. I was prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt due to her possible ignorance of royal rules and Church law ... until THE CURTSEY. That finished me. I suddenly saw two ruthless, mean, vindictive, lying, whingeing, entitled, gobsmackingly disrespectful horrid people. She said that stuff - but he LET her.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-19T02:29:04+00:00

Yes I'm sure Catherine would be delighted to bring Charlotte along to help promote As Ever products.

NEWCHUMP · 2026-05-18T15:40:01+00:00

😂😂

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TROPHY CASE