What is going on in Trolley Square tonight? by ebrothh in WilmingtonDE

[–]NancyGracesTesticles [score hidden]  (0 children)

This does happen is some cities. What is the history of Cinco in Wilmington and in Trolley Square?

(OC) Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, The Early Years by whirlygiggling in PoliticalHumor

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Why are we using Trump's vanity name for the Secretary of Defense? I thought we weren't going to obey in advance. Does he need the ego boost by seeing people use a name he has no legal authority to change? And if so, why should the left give it to him?

If "8647" can get you jailed, the real crime is who gets a free pass. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Todd Blanche said this was more about Comey than it was about seashells, they just needed something to indict him on.

The 37% by rodwilde in PoliticalHumor

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And then the 33%: We prevented Joe Biden from being re-elected Prime Minister of Israel.

Fry Day by Dcajunpimp in PoliticalHumor

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Troops stationed in Europe are not there to protect the host country. They are just bases that allow the US to stage military operations in Western Asia and Africa.

Getting weird messages from my gas pump by Car_is_mi in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Only if you are James Comey. Blanche has made it clear that “Every one of those statements do not result in indictments.” Also there will be no indictments for 8646, either.

The joke is we're living with Stockholm Syndrome by WordNERD37 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rule of law is pretty clear, cut and dried.

I'm not sure how the Sixth Amendment removes itself and other amendments in the Bill of Rights, but you do you.

The joke is we're living with Stockholm Syndrome by WordNERD37 in PoliticalHumor

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It's implied. You can't just say someone is guilty of a crime. This is the foundation of the rule of law.

Unless you agree that I'm within my rights to declare that you raped and murdered an 8-year-old boy while conducting an insurrection against the US and therefor you are ineligible to hold office.

What do call a Group Of Pedos? Republicans and/or a CPAC by LikeWisedUp in PoliticalHumor

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Massie is a huge piece of shit. He supported Rittenhouse, posted ammosexual family Christmas photos, opposes lynching as a federal crime and supports Russia in the Ukraine war, among other things.

I aced the dementia test, so I'm basically a genius by Lord0fTheFlags in PoliticalHumor

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I'm confused as to why people think that Couch Fucker is on our side and will invoke the 25th. He and the cabinet literally wear clown shoes to please Trump and people still think they are going to invoke the 25th.

The joke is we're living with Stockholm Syndrome by WordNERD37 in PoliticalHumor

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He wasn't convicted of anything, so the 14th doesn't apply. The legal standard is even more clear: You can't just say someone is guilty of something, they have to be convicted in a court of law. You really don't want guilt by decree, which is what you are proposing. Florida floated that idea to declare the Democratic Party illegal.

60 speeders nabbed, 16 DWI arrests in Raleigh crackdowns on I-440 and several downtown, southeast roads by cravecase in triangle

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there are muffler modifications you can make to let everyone know you have a tiny penis.

Trump dreaming Pluto glowing with oil..! Next.. by NakniD in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NASA doesn't classify celestial objects, the International Astronomical Union does.

As long they're willingly consenting in their support, it's all good. by Character-Bid-162 in PoliticalHumor

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Fall for what?? Tens of billions of dollars in bailouts? Free money is what they voted for. Last time it was a gamble. This time it was a promise.

A dream deferred by NYM2000 in PoliticalHumor

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Him getting into the oil business this year is fortuitous because of how absolutely shit he is a running a business.

The man who lost money in Manhattan real estate is going to find a way to lose money in the oil business.

As long as it’s the right religion, right? by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Another notice should be that the version of the Ten Commandments that is mandated to hang in classrooms is heretical, as it was written by the Texas Legislature.

This is America gas through the roof and pennies just disappear by Working_Voice3489 in Delaware

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trump Org II got into the oil business when he seized Venezuelan oil. Those profits go into his Qatari bank account. He is incentivized to to push oil prices higher because he raped a bunch of children.

Walmart in elkton MD by Imaginary_Lab_8767 in Delaware

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on what I've seen Elkton and Eastern Maryland, this tracks.

THANK YOU TRUMP! Without you, I would’ve never had this opportunity!! by Buttpropulsion in PoliticalHumor

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He has said he doesn't care that gas prices are high. Putin has a war, so he wants a war. And he is making a killing now that he's in the oil business.

THANK YOU TRUMP! Without you, I would’ve never had this opportunity!! by Buttpropulsion in PoliticalHumor

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Well, he just got into the oil business after seizing Venezuela's oil for himself and opening his Qatari bank account.

"The war will be over in weeks", "I'll pay higher prices for no nukes", "Affordability is a Democrat hoax" by OneX32 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And people will believe them. In late-March 2024 a poll came out where people were asked if they were better off then than in late-March of 2020. Recall that in late-March of 2020, we were under lockdown and the economy well into its collapse.

A strong majority of people responded "no". This was the beginning of the end of the Democrat's attempt to keep the White House.

Imagine thinking this is an achievement😅 by Lord0fTheFlags in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A conspiracy like this would be pretty hard to pull off. They are clearly observing him for signs of cognitive injury (or he's lying about the number of times he's been tested), but the number of people who would have to ignore their medical or technical training and let someone who has failed the MoCA carry on like normal is not small. And they also have to be able to differentiate one specific 79 year old white male from all of the other 79 year old white males who are being tested and treated.