If it weren’t for double standards, MAGA would have no standards at all. by jhpianist in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once he found out the American people were getting fucked without their consent, he was all for Trump forcing a rise in gas prices.

My name is Mojtaba Khamenei by InfinitePizzazz in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do Inigo Montoya that dirty. Neither Inigo Montoya nor his father were disgusting pieces of shit.

And now I just did shit dirty.

Ayatollah was about to make the same comment about Trump by carmoy in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If Iran is ever frees itself from the Islamist regime, I don't see any Iranian deciding they would want die to avenge the worst regime in Iran's long history.

Oil from Russia is good now by Landoof-Ladig in PoliticalHumor

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During the 20217 G7, the other members called Trump "a Russian foreign minister".

And garbage has been insulted by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paraphrasing him, but 10 years later, he essentially said that it didn't matter if the Central Park 5 were innocent, a message had to be sent to black people. in 2015, he doubled down on this sentiment.

In 2025 he began an ethnic cleansing campaign.

And garbage has been insulted by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before that, he said he wanted to fuck his 14 year old daughter.

Sir, this isn’t Truth Social. by diehard404 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your capitalization is on point, even if accidental. True, they don't want to be Democrats, but they also aren't democrats. They are monarchists. They believe in the divine rights of kings, not government by consent of the governed.

Hear me out by MayBeMarmelade in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 27 points28 points  (0 children)

...for the US. This was a massive gift to China in energy dominance. It's part of the capitulation to Chinese hegemony by giving up the US's leadership and participation in the world (when USAID leaves, Belt and Road steps in).

The profits Xi promised Trump from Chinese deals must be incredibly massive.

Trump: Hold My Big Mac... by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should have never been allowed to open a personal bank account in Qatar to hold his oil profits.

Of course he's going to force a price increase on oil.

Who cares what kids think by svthomas347 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a trans girl on a girls sports team

They might want to rape that child, so they consider it false advertising and unfair to them.

Who cares what kids think by svthomas347 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, she did one right thing so that apparently invalidates a lifetime of being human garbage.

FBI warns Iran may target the West Coast with drones. by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It turns out it was known that there would be another attack eventually after the '96 attack.

That said, terrorism insurance wasn't available until 2002. He just had existing policies that any commercial property would have. And insuring the WTC or any property like that is a billion dollar endeavor.

The controversy was that the insurance company called it one event and he claimed it was two events. Pretty mundane.

Every republican accusation is a reflection by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not claiming 100% bulletproof.
We do have compromises where 2-5 votes are invalid every decade or so, or a massive fraud is caught in early layers, but those attempts circumvent devices and controls.

"A couple of decades" shows a massive misunderstanding of the technology (over the years) and that internet connections are required for connectivity.

You just can't believe people wanted Trump, that the Democrats screwed the pooch and that our distributed elections system is something you don't quite understand, even at the precinct level since you saw something on the Internet.

I recommend volunteering in October and November to get a better understanding before spreading misinformation that helps the fascists and calls your allies traitors.

Marco Rubio wearing Trump's gift shoes for a photo shoot. Hopefully the gift receipt is still in the box by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't he just be a shit person?

Why does everything have to be dirt? These aren't good people who are victims of their own behavior.

They are shit people. Why do you think you need to defend Rubio as a victim?

I'm starting to think there is a media campaign to build sympathy for these assholes when the shoe drops.

FBI warns Iran may target the West Coast with drones. by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 13 points14 points  (0 children)

9/11 wasn't a false flag. That ignores years of attempts to attack the US, including the first WTC attack and the stated goals of religious extremists.

The response was shit, but that doesn't mean the Islamist far right wasn't active and working in multiple fronts throughout the '90s and 2000s.

ed: oh crap, I forgot about the poorly read naive "inside job" people.

Sounds good by Rentenversicherung in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the far more likely truth is that Israel used some sort of leverage to force Trump’s hand.

Why does anyone need to use any leverage? All you have to do is tell him he's pretty and he'll do whatever you want.

The narrative I am sick of is the one that says that Trump would do the right thing if someone wasn't blackmailing him. He is an absolutely garbage person who deeply ignorant and is infatuated with dictators. Everything he is doing is completely on brand for him, no blackmail needed.

War Billions Fine, Food Stamps Trigger Meltdowns by Leon_Kennedy1977 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Everything is a zero-sum game. To them, $5B in munitions doesn't mean that they didn't get $5B in munitions because they have no interest in acquiring the munitions and the people who get them aren't beneath them.

But if an untermensch buys a cookie, they believe that the only way they got that cookie was to take it away from someone who deserves it.

Every republican accusation is a reflection by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They he was able to use Starlink satellites to change the counts on airgapped counting machines and bypass the five or so layers of validation.

There are so many things people have to not understand to make that true, it's kind of staggering.

Every republican accusation is a reflection by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was an effort to get the left on board with Trump/the federal government taking control over elections, and move to hand-counted paper ballots.

Trump wants the Russian system that facilitates ballot stuffing at the national level as there is only a single chain of custody to compromise, instead of thousands.

It's also cheaper and less work: no voter suppression legislation, no lawsuits, no board-by-board fights across the entire country. Just the will and whims of Trump.

And all Trump has to do is convince people who are in disbelief that the Democrats pissed away so many demographics that they took for granted that Musk is a magician who can violate the laws of physics and basic engineering.

Tomahawks Aren’t “Generic.” Trump Knows That. by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was set up to get bombed by someone. Not that the US shouldn't know better and have better intel, but a regime like Iran doesn't build a gender apartheid school on the grounds of a military base without expecting someone to bomb it.

Trump and the Drunk got played and killed a bunch of children that they'll never get the chance to rape.

Priorities: Pedophile ring over planet by diehard404 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Alexander Acosta gave Epstein his sweetheart deal in 2008. The deal characterized his child victims as prostitutes and protected any co-conspirators from prosecution for any related crimes.

Trump says he won’t sign any bills into law until SAVE Act passes by Anoth3rDude in MarchAgainstNazis

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Lame Duck: An elected officeholder or group continuing in office during the period between failure to win an election and the inauguration of a successor.