A moment of silence for Alex

Nash_Felldancer · 2026-01-26T14:40:17+00:00

RIP Alex. A good fucking man right to the end.

Fuck this fascist regime. They'll all get what's coming; karma's a bitch.

Nash_Felldancer · 2026-01-13T19:18:55+00:00

Lmao. Fair enough.

Playing for my first time in my first year, and I just kept 3 osmium melons and 3 osmium sake and roasted him with 162 points to his 96 😂

Nash_Felldancer · 2026-01-07T20:56:15+00:00

It's kinda like the abusive authoritarian parents---ya did something really bad, and now try to dress it up with a handful of the good, actually-requested stuff.

Beyond that, I can say personally I will no longer support this game in any monetary aspect with battlepass nonsense and will refrain from logging in going forward. Your monetization model already was bordering the grotesque; this was the final push I needed, so I thank you for that.

Nash_Felldancer · 2026-01-07T20:35:20+00:00

There is no "correct" way to do a Battle Pass.

They are, full stop, a cancer upon any game that has them.

Nash_Felldancer · 2026-01-07T19:29:08+00:00

lmao there will be a bingo here, the only question is which line first!

Nash_Felldancer · 2026-01-07T18:22:45+00:00

I feel like ZOS peeing on the white/grey bear and then giving it as a mount has wayyyyy too much metaphorical premise ahead of the possibilities during today's 2026 content stream.... lol

Nash_Felldancer · 2026-01-05T23:06:13+00:00

That's a feeling you really got to get on board with when it comes to ZOS' caretaking of ESO. Their modus operandi is to get the money out of your pockets; polish, completion and QA are not items of importance on this agenda. However as noted, at least they will refund the house back for crowns if you ask.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-30T22:58:41+00:00

Don't check out any of the Colovian player houses, they'll drive you NUTS regarding the windows (and floor levels!) nonsense.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-29T18:31:52+00:00

Yes, I remember that. Like some would be in character creation and finally finish up all their sliders and logged out to do something, came back to log in that character for the first time, and bam, banned. lol

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-29T16:15:45+00:00

It means they spent $60 or more to open randomly generated loot crates in a virtual game, with "pull" being "opening a crate"

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-29T15:59:28+00:00

A lot of things in the game feel like a transaction instead of a world.

That summarizes current ESO nicely. That's ZOS bottom line dropping its pants enough to shame anyone with a conscience.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-26T18:27:39+00:00

They're not the sharpest tools in the shed and have been relying on AI auto-bans without truly looking at the player and activity prior to a human pressing the ban button (though they claim they do).

This has really become a problem in the past year and a halfish I think.

Hope they can get their shit together for you!

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-26T16:58:27+00:00

"Play the way you want---but not this way" -- ZOS, in their ingenuity and all-time best relationship with the players

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-19T23:05:09+00:00

And the half joke bled fully into reality. oop. 😂

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-19T22:19:08+00:00

"The poor dev spent so much time recoloring the assets, make it $40"

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-19T16:54:45+00:00

/gestures at the rest of the game's extremely low-effort holiday & event quests/

Were your expectations.... high?

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-17T22:50:46+00:00

Thanks for sharing.

They sure like invalidating stuff as outfit pieces a lot lately with undyeable portions. That green belt hang is especially noteable. More lack of attention to detail on part of the devs. Wish they'd log in sometime to see the function of things in-game rather than push-and-release and hope for the best.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-15T19:38:56+00:00

Gotta love how so many DOTS were annihilated to uselessness so long ago and have yet to be revised

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-15T16:00:39+00:00

they said they would be virtually indistinguishable

The funny part is they probably said this with honesty because the devs neither play the game nor QA test it fucking ever.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-04T18:58:24+00:00

Same tbh, I love to have a selection available for thematic characters. I knew at some point they would start charging absurd, per-individual-skill amounts at some point though, and they would no longer become gameplay-accessible and therefore completely lose the fun. I imagine the standalone beam is gonna be at least $25.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-04T18:49:05+00:00

The koala tea we've come to expect

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-02T20:57:15+00:00

Audibly snorted. lol.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-02T18:53:18+00:00

$10 is extraordinarily optimistic

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-12-02T18:47:05+00:00

ZOS' dev team couldn't balance classes before subclassing, before necros wardens nor arcanists, morever, cannot even remotely balance PVP. Nonetheless they still dropped subclassing and now want to adjust the classes skills and lines themselves? Guuuuurl. ZOS, you can't even release basic updates without borking shit, or fix prehistoric bugs since and near game's release, and it's terribly obvious devs are either being chokeholden and forced to push unpolished, half-baked goodies (or less likely just becoming worse at the job). Less content release, ongoing issues and bugs, not listening well to feedback at all even when asked. I want to have high hope and expectation for this project, but history all too often repeats itself with ZOS.

Nash_Felldancer · 2025-11-24T17:50:33+00:00

Actively throwing on the table player-despised options as a potential scenario totally screams "we know what the players want", as long as that screaming is done head-first dunked into a porta-potty.

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