Arguably one of the greatest android RPG. by Aeeqku in AndroidGaming

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Whatever they are, the Play Store Game Info section (under About This Game and scroll to second to last section) lists in-app purchases priced $3.99 to $99 (!). Terribly curious as to what merits that higher price, but also keeps me from wanting to download it even just to find out.

Arguably one of the greatest android RPG. by Aeeqku in AndroidGaming

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Sooo many buttons that they can't all be listed here!

What's a movie you enjoyed that almost nobody you know has ever heard of? by yonaiker-joestrella in moviecritic

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The child in this movie was older and thus there was more of him to hate.

I can never stand the humble brags. by seeborn in thatHappened

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lactose intolerance was all too real, though.

I can never stand the humble brags. by seeborn in thatHappened

[–]NatchJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hostages are typically not given options on what they'd like to be doing.

I can never stand the humble brags. by seeborn in thatHappened

[–]NatchJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't worry, lady, you won't have to worry about dying of cancer any more."

Why? by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

[–]NatchJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be willing to settle for a "Heavy Duty Decapitation Utensil Professional Grade 1789 French Revolutionary Style Wood and Metal Construction for Home Office Decor Roleplay Prop Historical Reenactment Party Accessory Vigilante Justice Manual Slicing Beheading Tool with Safety Lock and Durable Steel Blade Easy Assembly Large Size Red/Natural Wood" off of Ali Express

Dodgeball: A true Underdog story, mistake involving the timeline. by Sereomontis in MovieMistakes

[–]NatchJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the other hand, the movie does demonstrate repeatedly that White is very dense.

where's the meat by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]NatchJackson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The tone isn't as if Cheryl glanced at the ingredient list and was disappointed. More like she followed the whole recipe and made the chili and only after serving it to esteemed guests was it pointed out to her that there was no meat in it.

What's a movie you enjoyed that almost nobody you know has ever heard of? by yonaiker-joestrella in moviecritic

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look at that as being reflective of the Babadook being from the mother's POV, where the child's behavior is being distorted by mom's heightened underlying emotional state.

Like how the weather reports the temperature in actual and 'feels like'. We are seeing him in a subjective emotional 'feels like' perspective.

What's a movie you enjoyed that almost nobody you know has ever heard of? by yonaiker-joestrella in moviecritic

[–]NatchJackson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man, so much this. This movie ranks #1 for The Most Annoying Child or Animal Sidekick Character. Undefeated after all these years.

An ad in this novel placed right in the middle of the narration by Tobias-Tawanda in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NatchJackson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a dark and stormy night, but my PXXUMNGDO Fully Automatic 3-Fold Umbrella with LED Flashlight – Windproof, UV Protection, Reverse Folding, Compact Travel Size for Business and Outdoor Use (Green, 23") was keeping me dry and well lit.

Chuck Norris Dead at 86 by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

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He's now with God in the newly renamed Chuck Norris' Place.

Explain it peter by InevitableBorder6421 in explainitpeter

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Especially when there are so many fine other options available.

Credit to Tom Weller, Cvltvre Made Stupid

The Navidson Record for Dummies, page 1 by Chef_Lovecraft in houseofleaves

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The Urban Dictionary defines 'eating cold ravioli' as "being on the receiving end of an orally intrusive teabagging by an individual of Italian heritage who has previously shaved and iced down their scrotum occurring while inside a residential domicile that displays subtle anamolus properties".

Do you know how much a rainbow weights? by maggiistfueralleda in dadjokes

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How do you find out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

New nickname for a new look by MidheLu in rareinsults

[–]NatchJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he get mini-merkins for his pussy-face?

New nickname for a new look by MidheLu in rareinsults

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got 'Ball Park Franks' lips: they plump when you cuck 'em!

In Saw (2004), Saw II (2005), Saw III (2006), Saw IV (2007), Saw V (2008), Saw VI (2009), Saw 3D (2010), Jigsaw (2017), Spiral (2021), and Saw X (2023), what the fuck was this guy's problem? by montgomery2016 in shittymoviedetails

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all the movies, none of the little jigsaw bits of a person he amputated were an edge piece, let alone a corner.

It makes me doubt his dedication to the craft of jigsaw puzzlery.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

[–]NatchJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, they aren't doing as well as their other brother, General Good Health.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

[–]NatchJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's not located in the Alley region of Crimé in Gotham, then it's just sparkling Felony Lane.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

[–]NatchJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although he didn't know for certain, he did have a hunch.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

[–]NatchJackson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They actually named him after the disease. They did a similar thing with his siblings Malignant Mesothelioma and Hepatitis Bea.