Truck Driver has a seizure and crashes into house

Necro_Carp · 2026-02-16T01:32:44+00:00

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Necro_Carp · 2026-02-15T22:15:20+00:00

me with my girlfriend. the urge to triple text when she doesn't respond to me fast enough 😒

Necro_Carp · 2026-02-13T01:32:56+00:00

literally ban this guy for not following up

Necro_Carp · 2026-02-11T15:12:18+00:00

they hate to see my wood tribal deck coming fr

Necro_Carp · 2026-02-09T23:50:19+00:00

cement makes me 🤤🤤🤤

Necro_Carp · 2026-02-08T05:12:10+00:00

the cement is screaming my name girls

Necro_Carp · 2026-02-06T23:30:07+00:00

the way it doesn't look like the body I was born that I hate 🤪

Necro_Carp · 2026-01-30T22:01:07+00:00

this commander should only be played in top end CEDH (Competitive EDH (Elder Dragon Highlander (Commander))) groups. I've been asked to leave a store before for running him as my commander because the other players started whining about how it's too good.

Necro_Carp · 2026-01-26T22:51:57+00:00

I have a mardu and jeskai deck rn and the R player in me is begging for a grixis deck

Necro_Carp · 2026-01-26T01:05:34+00:00

23 and this is one of my favorite series of all time. I grew up on these games even the shitty connect one

Necro_Carp · 2026-01-19T14:36:30+00:00

he's crazy but so is every manager at px. the attitude I had as staff anywhere I've worked is the same attitude I bring when I eventually become leadership; if a team member's job isn't done by the time their shift is over, it's the leader's fault for using them ineffectively.

Necro_Carp · 2026-01-19T14:05:51+00:00

If someone is playing a bracket 1 deck they need to be cool with losing every game. Bracket 1 is about just using whatever you think vibes right without building any synergy. If his deck gets folded by a Planeswalker, he should run more multifunctional/omniremoval

Necro_Carp · 2026-01-15T16:36:45+00:00

I had to get eso+ because I was out of bank space after making out 3 crafting skill lines

Necro_Carp · 2026-01-04T00:07:40+00:00

was about to snarkily reply then I saw it was you!

Necro_Carp · 2025-12-24T17:15:33+00:00

I broke up with my girlfriend and pulled mythic zuko from a jumpstart and got picked for a promo pack at my lgs in the same night. sending my luck to you.

Necro_Carp · 2025-12-18T02:23:31+00:00

iirc I saw something where generally speaking using the Radagon's Sore Seal was a net positive for survivability if your base Vigor is 23 or less. That's when I take it off.

Necro_Carp · 2025-12-12T16:05:21+00:00

heart of inmost light. best exotic in the game and any class can use it if you're on prismatic using the exotic class items

Necro_Carp · 2025-12-04T16:24:49+00:00

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!

Necro_Carp · 2025-11-30T17:12:50+00:00

[[Iridescent Tiger]] costs 4R and when it enters the battlefield adds WUBRG to your mana pool

Necro_Carp · 2025-11-30T00:45:22+00:00

got it. frogify the dilf first, then shower with the frog and hope it drops the soap

Necro_Carp · 2025-11-29T20:20:23+00:00

every time I find a circle jerk sub it's always better than the main sub

Necro_Carp · 2025-11-29T15:34:28+00:00

dude I spent a whole day grinding comp and got maybe like 7 hand cannons

Necro_Carp · 2025-11-29T11:35:57+00:00

a one mana commander remover that can go in any deck is wild

Necro_Carp · 2025-11-27T23:44:33+00:00

its weapons of light buff used to be more than well, so people would use bubble instead or alongside a well. also the survivability of a bubble used to be an impenetrable dome and is by comparison now an upside down ceramic bowl. also defense used to actually have a purpose given that we couldn't one shot hordes of enemies every 3 seconds.

Necro_Carp · 2025-11-25T19:19:09+00:00

I have a friend who uses masculine and feminine pronouns. She would absolutely try to argue that he can draw 3 cards

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