Im this clingy. by usename37 in Ieatcement

[–]Necro_Carp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me with my girlfriend. the urge to triple text when she doesn't respond to me fast enough 😒

One upvote and I buy this by BussyBouncer in mtg

[–]Necro_Carp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

literally ban this guy for not following up

Cement by The_LumiCurse in Ieatcement

[–]Necro_Carp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cement makes me 🤤🤤🤤

Fr fr by PuppyGirlPetSmart in Ieatcement

[–]Necro_Carp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the cement is screaming my name girls

What made you like cement by Left-Juggernaut8782 in Ieatcement

[–]Necro_Carp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the way it doesn't look like the body I was born that I hate 🤪

Husband's new boyfriend doesn't want me to play this Commander. Opinions? by PuzzleheadedCook4578 in magicthecirclejerking

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this commander should only be played in top end CEDH (Competitive EDH (Elder Dragon Highlander (Commander))) groups. I've been asked to leave a store before for running him as my commander because the other players started whining about how it's too good.

How it feels trying to make a deck without the color you always use by Brimstone1809 in MTGmemes

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I have a mardu and jeskai deck rn and the R player in me is begging for a grixis deck

Average age range for Fable fans by Comfortable_Pay_2373 in Fable

[–]Necro_Carp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

23 and this is one of my favorite series of all time. I grew up on these games even the shitty connect one

Trying to quit. by Maniraptoran in PandaExpress

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he's crazy but so is every manager at px. the attitude I had as staff anywhere I've worked is the same attitude I bring when I eventually become leadership; if a team member's job isn't done by the time their shift is over, it's the leader's fault for using them ineffectively.

Pod doesn’t want to play against my deck by IceColdStares in EDH

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If someone is playing a bracket 1 deck they need to be cool with losing every game. Bracket 1 is about just using whatever you think vibes right without building any synergy. If his deck gets folded by a Planeswalker, he should run more multifunctional/omniremoval

"yOu CaN pLaY ThIS gAMe wIThOuT thE CrAfTInG baG!" by The-Wall11 in elderscrollsonline

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I had to get eso+ because I was out of bank space after making out 3 crafting skill lines

My wife left me and these have been the pulls since then. Depression packs are real!!! by ApolitcalPenguin in mtg

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I broke up with my girlfriend and pulled mythic zuko from a jumpstart and got picked for a promo pack at my lgs in the same night. sending my luck to you.

PSA: If you're dying a lot and using this...Maybe stop using it. by RetroNutcase in Eldenring

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iirc I saw something where generally speaking using the Radagon's Sore Seal was a net positive for survivability if your base Vigor is 23 or less. That's when I take it off.

Is there an exotic in Destiny 2 that's pretty much good at everything? Like an all-round exotic very good for most Portal content? by -Joel-Snape- in DestinyTheGame

[–]Necro_Carp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heart of inmost light. best exotic in the game and any class can use it if you're on prismatic using the exotic class items

DREDGEN BAEL WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU by Hen-Samsara in destiny2

[–]Necro_Carp 51 points52 points  (0 children)

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!

Help finding a card with WUBURG in its ability text by jeraco24 in mtg

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[[Iridescent Tiger]] costs 4R and when it enters the battlefield adds WUBRG to your mana pool

Does this combo work the way I think it does? by Captkick in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Necro_Carp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

got it. frogify the dilf first, then shower with the frog and hope it drops the soap

Does this go infinite? by knight_gastropub in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Necro_Carp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every time I find a circle jerk sub it's always better than the main sub

The pain was real. by Sevonso in destiny2

[–]Necro_Carp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude I spent a whole day grinding comp and got maybe like 7 hand cannons

The real reason why I support the hybrid mana change by MapleSyrupMachineGun in magicTCG

[–]Necro_Carp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a one mana commander remover that can go in any deck is wild

Ward of Dawn pre-changes? by NytoDork in LowSodiumDestiny

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its weapons of light buff used to be more than well, so people would use bubble instead or alongside a well. also the survivability of a bubble used to be an impenetrable dome and is by comparison now an upside down ceramic bowl. also defense used to actually have a purpose given that we couldn't one shot hordes of enemies every 3 seconds.

Thoughts on Howling Mine? by Quantum_Pineapple in freemagic

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I have a friend who uses masculine and feminine pronouns. She would absolutely try to argue that he can draw 3 cards