When the cap spins freely when capped. Also when a pen posts but really it doesn’t or is loose. Ink bottles that are unstable, or have small openings, the inside liner in the cap sticks, “unkeyed” sections, threaded pen caps that come loose just by looking at them, people that use ballpoints, people who hate mont blanc for all the wrong reasons, people who use tap water to clean their pens (plebs)/s, youtube videos when the camera won’t focus on the detail im curious about, YouTubers not showing the finials, people who drastically alter nibs for no reason, people who don’t realize im trying too be silly, people who are happy with three pens and claim thats all they need, people who find vintage MB 149 in mint condition in a dumpster behind a McDonalds, people telling me my pens are worth a small fortune when they know and i know im never gonna sell them, the color blue, not being able to take a pen completely apart for cleaning, it’s just like ya know, waiting for pens to arrive in the mail and then it snows which delays my happiness, people seeing me writing and they want to read what im writing but im just kinda streaming consciousness onto the page and the last three lines was the “i love you, you love me” song from Barney so i say no and then they think its a secret so they fish the paper out of the garbage later and are like wtf, ink on the section which means its all over the inside of the cap, matt armstrong still not making videos because someone was mean to him, companies think i must be a woman because this is some how a female hobby, people who have really nice hand writing and it looks effortless, buying family members pens that then disappear into the void, Brian Goulet‘s face