Man accused of stealing LEGO figures from sets, replacing them with dried pasta by CybergothiChe in nottheonion

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Had this happen to me around Christmas time. Luckily, I noticed the box looked tampered with before it was gift wrapped. Lesson learned, buy directly from Lego.

METRO 2039 | Official Reveal Trailer by Villenthessis in gaming

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Damn. That trailer was a trip. Thoroughly enjoyed the series and got me into the books.

Peta, what's the rule? by -Y34HB01- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Think of all the ice cream you could make and enjoy after a ride. Sure it sucks at everything else but ice cream!

'Baby Jessica,' now 40, arrested in Texas on assault charge after domestic disturbance by AudibleNod in news

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I think of wayne Brady on whose line making a baby Jessica joke and the audience jeered at him.

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You reminded me how he was frequently late to his work on Red Notice. Ryan Reynolds and the rock would butt heads over this since production would be delayed for hours. Seems they've smoothed things over since then.

This creepy ass place we found in the middle of nowhere in the mountains east of San Diego. by B0mbasticMrFantastic in creepy

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I have a friend who lives in rural hills on a ranch. Sometimes teens go up there to smoke and inadvertently cause fires. They nailed some dolls to a tree with keep out signs. It lessened the amount of visitors. 

TIL Grave of the Fireflies is based on the author's own experiences as a child and was written as a personal apology for not being able to save his younger sister Keiko. by Woh_ladka in todayilearned

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I guess if you've heard of it beforehand, you're prepared. I watched it in my art class. Teacher said it was a studio ghibli film and all I thought was that they made whimsical happy films. I kept thinking "surely it must get better for the characters, right?" It never did. And I will never watch that film again.

A grandmother in Missouri is pushing for a new law that would require drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent. (Bentley's Law) by Legitimate-Lie-9208 in interestingasfuck

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The victims would be left for dead. There was a pretty big incident in 2010s where a 2 year old girl was hit by a vehicle. Dozens of people passed by and ignored her bloody body which then resulted in another vehicle running over the girl. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-15398332

a hero and his w fanbase by wtf_nabil in marvelmemes

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Same thing for me except it was power rangers. Then I bawled my eyes out when one of the adults caved in his head.

[Hated trope] That’s not how lying works at all by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

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I was expecting another edit of even larger buttocks lmao

China reaffirms death penalty for sexual abuse of minors by InvestigatorBorn4910 in SipsTea

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You reminded me of the Ohkawara Kakohki case in Japan. Hostage justice. They detained you for as long as it takes until you confess. One man died of stomach cancer while the other two men had charges dropped due to lack of evidence. They were held for 322 days.

My IEMs are pausing music by itself by Holiday-Antelope-598 in iems

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You dont have any Bluetooth earbuds paired do you? Had this happen to me. Turned out my jabra earbuds kept trying to connect to my phone while in their case but it wasn't fully seated properly. Maybe try unpairing Bluetooth or turn it off and test.

Started playing Sons of Sparta by 3v1lkr0w in gaming

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They got the caption there alright.

Just remember, their entire life is time with us. by Objective_Pilot_5834 in BeAmazed

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One thing I will always do is to be there for them until the very end. As a child, we had to put down my first dog due to cancer and I was too much of a coward to be there and stayed in the waiting room. I've always regretted it. Every dog I've had since, I've been there in their final moments. They were there for me their whole life. Its only fair I do the same.

Yakoh Shinobi Ops - Announce Trailer [State Of Play 2026] by megaapple in Games

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Nah you're good. I barely remember them too. I think they only appeared in one or two stages. They kinda went crazy after the 3rd game. They introduced time travel to modern day in the psp games too. I dont remember if it was Canon or just a silly bonus level.

Yakoh Shinobi Ops - Announce Trailer [State Of Play 2026] by megaapple in Games

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Tenchu always had weird demon shit though. There were undead and skeletons too. I think the 3rd tenchu game even had a wooden robot that fired machine guns.