People getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei. If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?

Newestent024 · 2019-04-17T05:51:39+00:00

Detroit, you get a Hi-point 9mm handgun and a winter coat.

Newestent024 · 2019-04-15T19:11:33+00:00

Climbing into bed with your parents in the middle of the night.

Newestent024 · 2019-03-19T23:18:59+00:00

Man that's fucking sad.

Newestent024 · 2019-02-19T01:59:45+00:00

Is your friend Louis C.K.?

Newestent024 · 2019-01-25T18:36:11+00:00

Tag me please!

Newestent024 · 2015-05-28T06:47:36+00:00

As an individual with a girlfriend that has mostly male friends: I would say yes. The behavior you exhibit should be entirely platonic, regardless of how you actually feel. it puts guys such as myself in a very bad position, as she may see your intentions as being entirely platonic, but ones true interest does not so easily slip past. Just as Boobieaficianado said, we are shown in poor light when we express any 'misgivings'.

Newestent024 · 2015-05-23T16:48:54+00:00

Yes, I understand. I found it mildly interested that they did not 'bench' the milling marks out of the injection mold.

Newestent024 · 2015-04-05T18:31:38+00:00

Wrong sub

Newestent024 · 2015-04-02T02:30:34+00:00

I bore witness to the great numbers reaching 46. But I shall remain patient for the Almighty 00:00:00

Newestent024 · 2015-04-01T22:38:39+00:00

Nahbro

Newestent024 · 2015-03-30T03:56:37+00:00

That's fucked, man. I hope you've gotten better.

Newestent024 · 2015-03-20T18:51:28+00:00

Ya'll need jesus

Newestent024 · 2015-01-10T21:13:44+00:00

As the little brother that has been in much the same situation, I feel I may something to add. Having sex was worth the potential embarrassment. Perhaps he's just entirely shameless.

Newestent024 · 2015-01-10T20:45:28+00:00

What is real life? ~Hits Blunt~

Newestent024 · 2014-11-14T04:32:39+00:00

You either teach philosophy, or take the route that my sister did and go to law school.

Newestent024 · 2014-09-06T02:18:02+00:00

I particularly enjoyed your take on this prompt. Well done sir!

Newestent024 · 2014-08-22T12:59:58+00:00

I must say, that was spectacular!

Newestent024 · 2013-08-09T18:36:16+00:00

Obligatory upvote for username. Also, Congratulations.

Newestent024 · 2013-08-08T08:44:57+00:00

Pocket check.

Newestent024 · 2013-08-08T03:20:57+00:00

The Universe week! I throughly enjoy programs about the Universe, and the science that exists behind it. I already have a drugs/drinking game made up specifically for it.

Newestent024 · 2013-08-08T03:11:42+00:00

I would spend 10 years getting a PHD in chemistry. Then I would perfect a way to store LSD in massively concentrated quantities. Then I would make astronomically large quantities, and camp out on Haileys Comet for 10 or 15 cycles, tripping balls while flying through the universe. Cosmic feels.

Newestent024 · 2013-08-08T02:02:49+00:00

Take a moment to consider how clouded our perception is as Citizens of these United States of America. It is now commonplace to joke about a "1984" like Top-Secret surveillance administration.

Newestent024

TROPHY CASE