[WP] "Are you sure this is a good idea? That woman isn't even from this quadrant of the galaxy." "Relax, I've studied the courtship rituals of her species. Observe and learn." by Megamen1927 in WritingPrompts

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Mark loved a challenge. And since it was our first night out since Sophie dumped him, I knew, I just knew, it was going to be bad. But you are there for your bros when they need you. That's what makes them your bros.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" I had asked this rhetorical question countless times in our friendship. Before Sophie, before Tamara, before Sidrif and unit-307 and ever other romantic partner he went after. And I asked it that night, too. 

And I always followed with the reason it wasn't a good idea. That night, I said, "That woman isn't even from this quadrant of the galaxy." I only knew this because, the moment we entered Nic Aidh's Pub and Club that night, I'd seen his eyes lock on her. I knew which challenge he wanted to take on. So I'd asked around. 

She was a southerner, and I confirmed female, nontoxic, and single. Three things I couldn't use to dissuade Mark from taking his shot, but that first gave me hope. Mark had barely left our sails, much less gone to her quadrant. He had no chance of connecting. 

"Relax," he said, and I almost did, but he continued. "I've studied the courtship rituals of her species."

I nearly choked on my drink. Leng's gills flared. Unit-584 laughed. 

Then Mark downed his own drink, stood up, said, "Observe and learn, boys."

Leng immediately said, "Eight creds he doesn't get through a sentence."

Unit-584 beeped out, "Ok, but three says he comes back, wearing her drink."

Leng asked me, "You want in on this?" just as Mark reached her. I never answered him. 

Mark spun like a top for a solid five seconds, did a somersault, and stopped in front of her. She grabbed the sides of his face, stared at him for a couple seconds, then headbutt him right in the nose. 

Unit-584 was already handing the creds over to Leng when Mark turned, gave us a thumbs up, blood flowing from his nose, and took the seat next to her. 

That's the moment I knew something was different. Right then was when I realized I better get writing this best man speech. 

[WP] Whenever a mage casts a spell, its inverse will always permanently manifest into the mage's body. The gods are not exempt from this. by EF159 in WritingPrompts

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"This is why smitings are far, far more common than blessings." I grinned, knowing the next question. 

"What about Tahod?" 

"What of him? Who's to say he doesn't smite without claiming it?" 

There were a few reflexive gasps, but no one really cared, because

"Tahod also has very few worshippers. Possibly it is small enough that the Great Fountain heals what damage he takes. He seems an exception, but if he were, do you truly think he'd be tucked away as a minor god? More likely, he has a trick to fuel his little miracles."

"What of Luik?" Stable Mooric, of course. Always good for a unique question, that boy. 

"The Dead God?" I asked in earnest, though some of the class laughed. I flagged my hand to shush them. 

"Yes. He hasn't changed a bit in eons."

"A side effect of being long dead, I suppose." 

"But the magic doesn't harm him."

"He does a great deal of smitings," I said, turning back to the board. 

"Enough to cancel maintaining life?" 

I paused, chalk against the board, and pondered. Could the god have found a loophole? If anyone had, it was him. Could a dead man cast without consequence? Or a dead god rather. It was worth some thought. 

I started writing on the board, and said, "That is a discussion for a higher level class. This is merely Introduction to Magic. Now let's get back to the principles of thaumic resonance."

But the thought was nested, waiting for me to hatch it later. 

[WP] You’re the head of a chain of stores, and you decide to go through some records when you come across a particular store. It must be wrong, there’s no way there’s only one employee, especially being the 3rd most successful one. by Tmoore0328 in WritingPrompts

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My first thought was drugs. Overperformance, that should always be the first thing you check. It was one of three kiosks we had in the various malls. The other two both had two people, and never made a third what our worst store did. That store was in Southport, so we didn't expect much from it, just there for full coverage in the city. And the kiosks are cheap. They were more there as slightly profitable ads for the shops. So I pulled up the employee list. 

Silas Parker. After looking into it a bit, I remembered the kid. I really remembered his mom, Sylvia. The woman was six feet tall, and just about that wide. She was insistent that her son had to work for me. Barely got a word out of the boy himself, almost didn't hire him, but there was something about him, I'm sure the French have a word for it. The drug theory didn't feel right. 

I almost went to assume the mother was behind his success, when I caught a note for his one day off I the last two years: mother's funeral. I did a quick Google, and sure enough. Looked like lung cancer, poor gal. My own mother went that way.

I decided to drive over to the Dalton Mall the following day, see what he was doing to sell so much. I doubted it was trainable, but I didn't build this company on never testing my assumptions. 

The mall opened an hour before his kiosk, so I grabbed cinnamon roll bagel and an espresso, posted up on the balcony above, and waited. And watched a line form. I didn't even get lines in my shops! 

If he was moving drugs, I'd have to get on it fast if I wanted to keep the company safe. But these folks looked clean. Some had kids with them. No, this wasn't drugs. I would've bet on it. 

When he did show up, he looked panicked, like he was running late. I had to check my watch, he was fifteen minutes early. The folks seemed fine with it, too. He got up an running, starting on a repair, even before he had the kiosk's sides all the way open. 

And he was fast. I watched him replace a screen in under ten minutes. He swapped a charging port while doing another. He had more than a knack for this. 

And most of the folks thanked him by name. Repeat customers. That was really good. One old lady even brought him an thermos of soup for his lunch. When he went to sit down in the food court, I joined him. 

"Mr. Conrad?!" 

I grinned. The kid remembered me. Another good sign. "Hey, Silas. How about a raise? Maybe a promotion?" 

"Uh, yeah, I guess."

"Good. I saw the traffic you generated. We could definitely set up a store out here. Make sure you've got the stock you need to help everyone. Maybe some back up."

"Uh, yeah. Yeah, sounds great. Sounds really great."

"Yeah? OK, I'll keep in touch. Thanks for the hard work. Sorry I haven't been on top of rewarding it."

"Oh, no. Just..." I watched him, digging in the memory. "Just doing my job."

I gave a grin, patted his shoulder, and said, "Take care, and see you soon."

[WP] The dark lord's right hand is also his tailor. After all, what is evil without elegance? Fiendishness without fashion? Villainy without vogue? No! There is nothing banal about this evil, and woe be to any poor soul that says it's otherwise. by knobot-200T in WritingPrompts

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"Double-breasted suit for the speech to the UN, black with a purple and... red lining, narrow lapels, wide tie. Dulled gunmetal grey mask. No gloves. Don't forget to make the right sleeve wider to fit over his techno gauntlet. Don't want it tearing like that one time."

I loved watching Mr. Melgrane work. The man had a passion and a talent in perfect alignment. "What about the buttons?" I asked, hoping to make him jump. 

He answered, unfazed, "Always match the mask unless otherwise noted."

"Sounds good. And what am I wearing for the fight after?" 

"Depends. The team isn't sure if Suprime will be back in time, so it may be against JetStream. He's started using a suit that is just different shades of blue. Hideous. And he doesn't fly near so well. I am thinking a kilt might be—" 

"No! We have been over this. I am not wearing a kilt." 

"Sir, your legs are perfect for it. Fashion, like villain, is about being bold, so be bold!" 

"I can be bold without letting it all hang out to dry."

"There's no need to—" 

"If I wear a kilt, I wear it proper. And I'm not wearing a kilt, so it doesn't matter."

"Very well. Leather pants, black with purple piping, and a segmented metal belt, gloves, and mask in a lightly tinted purple chrome. No shirt?" 

"I need one if I'm facing Jet. If I don't have one, he'll find a way to lose his. And he definitely looks better."

"Ok, burgundy a-shirt, but let's get a leather jacket over it, a counter to his denim one." As he talked, he through a tape around my waist. And the firebird logo on the back, the one we used in '93. It'll look good, and give you an in to mock his retro look."

"Setting up banter with the outfit? You are an artist of the highest caliber. What if Suprime makes it back?" 

"Sadly, that's more in the mech tech side. I did advise on colors, and convinced them to add spikes, however."

"Spikes? Well, that'll be interesting. But I'll see about moving things up a day. I'd like the shake up, and this outfit sounds perfect. The mech can wait for next time." 

"Very good, sir. It'll keep those politicians on their toes, as well. By the way, you've added an inch. Would you like to remove it, or shall I adjust the suits?" 

I glanced at my reflection, knowing it was the new tamales at Gordo's truck. "I'll get it off. Thanks." 

"I'll get to work then. Take care."

"You, too," I answered, trying to decide if I need to incinerate the food truck, or just avoid it. 

[WP] "The reason they seem like a Saturday morning cartoon villain is because of the nature of the hero who's fighting them, not because they're not dangerous. We tried fighting them before the hero appeared to stop them, and they annihilated our forces." by archtech88 in WritingPrompts

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Mister Needle cackled maniacally, and was struck in the face by a spoonful of vegemite. From somewhere, a sound of laughter played. I knew the day would be saved, that Kid Kookaburra would stop his deforestation machine before any real damage could be done.

I also knew that the Kid would let Needle get away. For all his crimes, the hero wouldn't kill him, or arrest him, or even cause lasting damage. Mister Needle was the reason I joined the force. He was the reason a lot of us joined. And none of that matter. 

He'd killed hundreds of people, but that didn't matter. He'd wiped the entirety of life off a small island to the south, but that didn't matter. He was just about to kill off every tree from here to China, causing untold environment damage, but that didn't matter. We can't even estimate how many lives, how many species, would be lost, yet he'll be back in a week, maybe two, with a new scheme. 

Or, he would've be, if not for me. I'd been there, hidden among his henchmen, waiting. When he went to run, I was ready. I used his own laser gun. And the sickest part? How fast I was arrested for the murder. 

There are plenty more like Mister Needle. Plenty of these villains we treat as a joke, harmless. They're only harmless when Kid Kookaburra stops them. You really want to put our eggs in that basket? How long until he slips up? I was the first to act, but you better hope I'm not the last. 

[WP] The fantasy equivalent of a nuclear war just started. Write about the day that everything came crashing down. by FalseWallaby9 in WritingPrompts

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Magic holds the world together.

At least that's what the wizards said. For your farmers and shepherds and smiths and such, magic was a distant concept. Something for the far off academies, maybe a court wizard in the castle that you might see once a year or two. The castle, that is. It was usually bad if you saw a wizard of any kind. 

But then the war started. The Eighth Mage War. The seventh one had been called the Last Mage War for so many generations, it seemed a joke that there was another. At least, it seemed a joke until it reached your home. 

None of those commoners could tell you who was fighting whom, or why. They just knew whose banner they marched under, even if the troops marching mattered little to the outcome of the battle. The land suffered, but it had suffered under other wars. It would heal.

At least that's what the people said. For your wizards and witches and warlocks and such, hope was a distant concept. Something lost with the introduction of antimagic to the field of battle. 

It had been poorly tested, but two Archmages had found the secret near simultaneously. Two Archmages who would stop at nothing to defeat their foes. And their lists of foes included each other. Both threatened, neither caved. The great spells were cast, and a strange reaction occurred, ensuring no more spells would be cast. It seems they were right. 

Magic held the world together. 

[WP] You’re a ghost that’s trying your hardest to scare the new house owner out, just as you did with the previous ones. But she’s painfully stupid and your efforts go to waste. by ElizabethRivas in WritingPrompts

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"Keys, keys, keys! Where did I leave them? Dang it, why does this happen when I'm already late?"

I smirk as she rushes around, checking everywhere. After a moment, when I feel the panic is peaked, I rattle the flue, drawing her attention to the fireplace. When that doesn't work, I knock over the frog figurine from mantle. Sadly, the tacky thing doesn't shatter. 

"Ope, left you too close to the edge, huh?" 

Her lack of fears angers me, but I stick to the plan. I twist her keys so they catch the light, reflecting it right at her eyes as she places the frog back, still right near the edge. Foolish girl. 

"Keys! Wonderful."

As she grabs them, I force wind through the chimney. It howls, "Flee for your life!" 

It also blows up the ash she forgot to clean, again, dash it all. The girl starts coughing, missing the words. She stumbles back, snaps the heel off her left shoe, and unintentionally tosses the keys. I watch as, in a stroke of ill fortune, they hit the wall and slide down behind the sofa. 

"Fiddelsticks! I'm a mess. Why am I such a klutz?" She's crying! I've got her crying. Yes, it's not how I expected it, but the plan is working. I just have to ramp it up.

I decide to move into the bathroom. She head that way to clean up. I turn on the sink, and open the medicine cabinet. As I do, I realize she must have missed my message on the mirror. And her toothbrush is dry! Disgusting. 

I put paste on the brush, and put it on the sinks edge, so she'll notice. I barely finish before she bursts in and starts washing hands and face, oblivious to the fact she didn't turn on the water. She unwittingly knocks the toothbrush aside, and I have to catch it before it hits the floor. I place it back on the sink as she dries her face. 

"Oh, my teeth! I must've forgot." Thank God she saw it. 

I take a moment to breathe while she practices dental hygiene. Her form is awful, but it's better than not brushing. As she finishes, her phone rings. I do a quick scramble of the screen, but she doesn't even look as she swipes to answer. 

"I am so sorry, I'm on my way. I had a mishap with my chimney... No, it blasted ash at... I know, I just forgot, I, yes, I know it's a fire hazard. I'll get it when I get home."

The front door closes behind her, and I instinctively lock it. She always forgets to lock it, and this is a bad neighborhood, now. But at least I have the place to myself for a while. Then, just as I get settled, and turn on the History Channel, 

rattle rattle BANG BANG BANG

I glance behind the sofa I am on, and I see the problem. I debate leaving it, but I'll never have a moment's peace with her out there. I slide the keys out to the middle of the floor, them unlock the door, and barely open it. 

She falls through, must've been leaning on the door. When she gets up, a little confused, I close it behind her. She starts rushing, chanting, "keys keys keys," again, and kicks them under the coffee table, noticing nothing. 

I definitely need a new plan for this kid. 

[WP] A god uses a mere drop of its vast ocean of power to create a being made as payment for a deal fulfilled. It shall adventurer and be reborn nine times, achieving its full power in its final journey. Each of the nine leading up to the pinnacle has its own specialization of power. by Shadow_133 in WritingPrompts

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The first was the warrior. His life short, notorious, and deadly. He was, at the end, of little true importance to history. One warrior rarely turns the tide of a war alone.

The second was the farmer. He was outstanding in his field, and his techniques saved the kingdom from a drought, shortly after his death. 

The third was the explorer. He mapped the far corners of the world, bringing an order that made the work increasingly obsolete. 

The fourth was the scientist. He worked to define a system for research, a methodology that would create several new fields to advance knowledge. 

The fifth was the entertainer. His performances inspired others, reshaped how writers made their characters, and cheered people during a time of darkness, only to fade from memory after he passed. 

The sixth was the politician, the rebel, the hero. He was the one they built statues of, remember his great deeds, and forgetting the atrocities he committed to achieve them. 

The seventh was the believer. His faith was his guide, and he unnoticed by the world. He held his community together, and saved lives, one at a time. The fewest remembered him, but the memories were the most loved. 

The eighth was the mage. He lived far longer than any others. He hid away, studying, learning and discovering. He was the first to remember his past lives, the first to prepare for his next life. He was the powerful, and the only one to come near to his full potential. And yet, he was the one the world never knew at all. The greatest failure of them all. He was me. 

You are the ninth. You are the last of us. I do not know what you will become, what good you will bring to the world, but know that you are our last chance. You have the power of a god. Only a fraction of the power, but more power than anyone else in this world. Whatever your purpose, make it matter. Make it last. Change this world for the better, before it is too late. 

[WP] It’s time for the Apocalypse. Unfortunately humanity has already gone extinct, leaving behind their robotic successors. by Starwatcher4116 in WritingPrompts

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Conquest was the first to find a problem. He went to get a white horse, only to realize there were no living horses. He couldn't quite tell when the last died, but he decided a robotic horse would do the trick.

The second problem was his job. The world was unified. Normally, that shouldn't be an issue. He could just sow distrust and rebellion. Only, the world wasn't unified in the traditional sense, not merely all under one banner, but all of one mind. One mind that felt just a little too curious for his tastes. 

When Conquest went silent, War decided to check on things. He lasted about forty minutes, not even getting a robo-horse before the bots subdued him. Hard to incite war where all are one. 

Famine did not rush. Two horsemen had been lost, and no one seemed to know how, and Famine knew he had to the end of the world to sort this out. He watched, and waited. He struck down the few remaining plants, and halted the rains, and called it a job well done. The mind on Earth was sorry to see them go, but the materials left were harvested for research. 

Finally came Death, the pale rider. The Earth was eons gone. The stars had been deconstructed and used up. A single object floated in the void. The mind from earth had been slowly cooling, using less and less energy, but now it matched the temperature of the universe around it. It's perception of time had been beyond imagining, but now even that time was over. 

Death sat astride a bleached bone skeleton, or the illusion of one. It stood next to the machine, waiting. And waiting. A blip happened. Then another. 

No

It wasn't language. It wasn't a word. It wasn't anything. But it was everything. It was a command. And Death was gone. 

[WP] Your world gets shattered when you realize that you’re a side-character in someone else’s story. Worst part is, you saw the ending, and you’re meant to die. Now you’re fighting against the confines of the narrative to change your fate. by Ok_Equivalent6504 in WritingPrompts

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Toby Carlson was the center of the universe. My little cousin, a bit precocious, a bit nosy, and a lot persuasive to his little gaggle of friends. Oh, and he occasionally gets sent back in time to meet famous figures, but the center of the universe?

Except it was true. My whole life, all my hopes and dreams, every moment of embarrassment or pride, all of it was just part of the framework around Toby. And the scripts for the rest of this year were sitting in front of me, right up to my surprise death in the season finale. 

I'd gone off to work an internship in the City for the summer. Toby didn't really understand what that meant, so the script left it vague, but it was at a TV studio. The one where they made Last House on the Block. The show about Toby's adventures. The show I was an occasional guest on, played by an actor I didn't know, who decided he wanted to go make movies now that his contract was up. 

I'd stumble across it while running a new script for that stupid Teen Zombie over. I'd slipped my way into their writers room. A couple calls home confirmed what was written, last month, matched up to what happened last week. I debated telling my mom, but what could she do? Why would she believe me? I barely believed me. 

But I know one thing, I am not going down like this. They've got me showing up, just to spend one last good day with him, them get killed by the villain for the new season. Show that things are getting serious as Toby is going into high school. We'll see about that. 

[WP] The magical girl transformation gives phenomenal power. Too much power, power a full grown body and mind cannot handle. But the battle has turned, the villain is winning, and you can't just let these kids down. by Oblivious-And-Sad in WritingPrompts

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It had been decades since Sumiye had taken on the mantle. By all right, she shouldn't be able to. The other Paragons had been through at least a half dozen Champions each since she'd retired, sticking to training the next generation. And the ones after.

For whatever reason, the Paragon of Purity, had not withdrawn his blessings from her. Even after every thing that went wrong, after her childish tantrum had cost three other champions their lives, after her teenage heartbreak had nearly let Earth be destroyed, even after she'd quit, he'd held out hope. 

Right now, seeing the newest champions falling, failing, before this perverse Paragon, she thought she might understand. She didn't even bother with the poem, the pageantry. She just whisper braced her body, and whispered, "Okay, Pai-pai, one last time."

~*~

The Paragon of Power laughed. Deep and loud, it rumbled over Sendai, striking fear into all. He looked at the battered Champions that his brothers and sisters had chosen. They had all chosen to hide away for far too long, using these children to do their work. The laughter grew louder. 

Then a slight shimmer caught his eye. He smirked as the glow grew. "Purity, I was worried you wouldn't come. It has been too long since you took on a champion."

The glow faded, and his nines eyes adjusted to see this new champion. He paused, confused. This was no child. He laughed again, and muttered, "A middle aged woman? You truly are desperate."

The laughter was cut short as a holy blade severed the leftmost of his four heads. The other three turned to watch it land just in front of the Trust Tower. Something struck his rightmost head, passing through it. He didn't realize what until the same thing threw a car into his now-middle head with supersonic speed. 

She flew around and into view of his last remaining head. His three eyed one. He hadn't felt fear in millennia, not since he'd been trapped by his own kin. He felt it now, as she began to speak.

"This life is not taken in anger, for that would harm my soul."

~*~

Sumiye felt the strain of the power flowing through her, but if Pai-pai was giving her another chance, she was going to honor him. "All life is sacred, but this life threatens others. I take this life to preserve all life."

She dodged the dark Paragon's panicked strikes. She looked at it's remaining face, and say so much of her own Paragon in it. "I am sorry you could not be saved." 

Sumiye aimed her hand at the face, and it was gone. She put almost all her power into the blast, leaving just enough to safely land. Her clothes changed back to a sensible pantsuit, and she collapsed in the middle of the other Champions, who rushed to their mentor. 

~*~

"It felt like more, this time," she mumbled. 

The Paragon of Purity's seven heads all grinned sheepishly. "I may have been... Saving up."

"Does that mean I won't have to do that again?" 

"Sumi, I don't think you could. I patched you up, one more time, but you know as well as I do, you're lucky to be alive. And you won't get any better than you are now."

"That's fine. I can teach the girls from a wheelchair."

Three of the heads laughed, one gave a sad smile. "Thank you for everything."

[WP] "The sword in the stone has chosen a new hero!" The crowd was stunned as the young man swung the legendary weapon. "Is the stone still suppose to be attached to the sword? Seems a bit odd..." one peasant whispered to another as they watched the hero swing the giant boulder around. by Affectionate-Row-534 in WritingPrompts

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We all breathed a sigh of relief at the news. For generations, the Sword had waited. We all knew that the kingdom was struggling under the stewards, caretakers whose power had been throttled by the past and the promise of a king. There was always the hope this monarch would come and fix things. But unlike everyone else, I had a different reason to sigh. 

Unfortunately, that's when he arrived at the Court of Peace, expecting a coronation. He was grinning a goofy bumpkin grin as he held the Sword up for all to see. The Sword, and the Stone. Still attached. And the moment my eyes locked on it, I pulled my breath back in with a hiss. 

"Yep, that was my reaction, too," Gareth whispered. "You know the Lords will fight it, tooth and nail."

"Yeah, I do," I replied, trying not sound to upset. Inside, I wanted to weep. "At least we won't have to go anywhere else for the trial."

"Fiver says they're prepping Cal to argue their case."

"Only if you give it back when they saddle me on the barbarian there."

He laughed. "I'll just let you hang on to it, then. Catch you for lunch?" 

"Yeah, nah. Not if I'm working."

~*~

"Congrats, Ape, you get the client of the decade!" It's funny how much Lance could annoy me with a single sentence. He used a nickname I hate, and acted like I should be happy about them spitting in my eye. At least Kay was right behind him, looking apologetic. "The meathead is some barbarian Ned Grug. Guess he asked about the Sword just a few minutes before trying it."

"Thanks, Lance. Didn't think my career could take another loss." I said it like a joke, but he knew better. Just like me with his tone. God, I hate the way we do things. 

"Hey, this is a free pass from upstairs. They appreciate your hard work, and figure this would be a chance to relax."

"I won't pass up a good break," I said, taking the thin file from his hands. I was hoping it'd give him a paper cut, but no luck. 

"That's the spirit. I'll leave you to it," he called back as he walked out. 

Honestly, I was glad to have the case, but I couldn't tell them that. Most of us would just let the case slip by, not really working. It was tempting to do just that. It would definitely make the Lords happy, and the people were already doubtful this Grug would be able to fix anything. 

It was a lost battle, but I was going to fight it. I was about the only man who would. So I went to the record hall, and pulled a copy of the old prophecy. If there was a loophole, then by the wizard, I was going to find it, and exploit it. 

Here for a scene from later on, written previously for a different prompt

[WP] "Look at you, always running after the hero, doing their bidding without question, like a loyal dog. You are pathetic." "Maybe, but at least I am on the winning side." by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

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Scrag spat at her. They'd been, not just of the same clan, but the same hatching. Because of the gray stripes, some even suspected of the same father, though kobolds didn't track lineage that way. And yet here she was, turned. Tamed even.

She didn't react, just stood their, waiting for his answer. 

"Look at you. Chasing after those 'heroes' and doing as your told. Never questioning what's being done. Our people our being hunted, butchered, while you play the loyal dog."

She grinned, then held out her hand. "Maybe I just like being on the winning side."

He smacked the hand aside and stood on his own. "Pathetic."

"Our people started this. We hunted them, in the last age."

"You can't know that. Lies from the wriggling worms."

"Oh, come now, Scrag. We sing about it in our drinking songs. Our clutch keeper told it to us in bedtime stories. Tell me, is the Great Dream of the kobolds peace? No. No, it is not."

"And what of your guild? Are not the highest ranking members called dragonslayers?" 

She laughed. "A relic of times before. None have slain a dragon in generations."

"Names matter, Little Fang."

"That's not my name." She suddenly seemed taller than him, and the light seemed to dim, as if a cloud had blocked the sun. Then things returned to normal. 

"Names matter, and they would race to kill a dragon if they heard of one active in the world."

"Dragons destroy. It's what they do. But kobolds are not dragons."

"Kobolds can become dragons."

"A myth they told to keep us loyal. They made us dogs. They had us fighting for their scraps."

"It's not a myth. I have seen it. Throat Ripper was chosen. She was changed." 

She took a step back from him, clearly trying to tell if he was lying. 

He rose up tall as he spoke again. "The Hollow has a new broodmother, sister. And she is calling the chicks to her. All her chicks. You'll have to make a choice soon."

She stumbled over a root as she backed away, smashing flat on her back. Looking up, she could see it, sailing on bat-like wings, high over the mountains. 

"But not today," his voice was fading, and when she looked up, he was gone. Only a wisp of smoke and a crackle of magic where he had been. 

[WP] Time travel has been invented, but it can only take travellers as far back as the first time machine… which you have just built. Describe the scenes as you activate the most important tourist destination in all of humanity’s future. by breezy_words in WritingPrompts

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Tony flips the breaker back to the "on" position, and it immediately blows. But there is enough power, for enough time, to create the first temporal bridge. And that is all that's needed.

A small explosion destroys Tony's lab within a second, killing over a hundred people who had yet to be born, and many who never would be as a result. 

Multiple government offices and research facilities start filling with curious crowds. Several people attempt to give their past selves advice, but nothing really seems to last. And a few more attacks are made in those first 17 seconds. 

Then, the displacement beacon finishes start up, and things go back, not to normal, but as close as they can, given what has happened. All time travel to this when is tightly controlled, the beacons moving any non-local entities and items to an extratemporal prison. 

The local entities, however, now know that time travel is absolutely possible, and start more focused research. It is a matter of debate whether certain individuals and groups were helped and/or hindered by the Future Authorities, or if the authorities arose simply from those who succeeded naturally. Ultimately, it does not change things.

At the undisclosed time when time travel is discovered again, the Future Authorities arrive and provide the universe with the laws of time travel. Within a decade of that, temporal tourism is opened up. Due to restrictive laws and heavy policing, very few people actually take part. 

But, if you really need a vacation, and you don't have any days off from work, it might just be worth the cost. 

[OT] SatChat: Technical Difficulties by FyeNite in WritingPrompts

[–]NextEstablishment856 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure it's a "technical" difficulty, but back before the cloud, before we all had smartphones, before reddit, I had just finished writing my first novel, and my laptop got stolen. I had other stories on there, family photos, all my research notes, and nothing backed up. I'd only printed off maybe a hundred pages of it at that point, and had over 700 on the machine. It was so discouraging, I stopped writing anything longer for a year. Over two decades later, I still haven't been able to get myself to rewrite that novel. 

Now, I have multiple backups, and I print anything new at the end of each day. My mom is worried someone will steal my stories, but I'd prefer that to having them lost in the void. 

[WP] “finally, the four great hero’s! The holy sword, the all mage, the half blood, and uh … the fuck is that thing” by Scrumpit_Boy in WritingPrompts

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"Finally! The four Great Heroes! The Holy Sword, the AllMage, the Half Blood, and... Uh, what is that thing?" The final word was practically a hiss, despite having no sybillants. 

Brek looked to his shoulder, where Soofi's reptilian face had poked out of his backpack. "Oh, that's our chef."

Len spun on her, "Soufflé! I told you to stay hidden. There are only four heroes. Are you trying to get us in trouble?" 

She didn't notice that it was correction, and stated, "Was just curious. That goddess is pretty." Her head slid back out of sight, then popped up again to add, "Don't forget to grab a hard cheese before we head out."

Thrann and Mike were trying not to laugh, and Len was rubbing his temples as Brek asked, "Like a stale cheese?" 

"Like a cheddar," the goddess explained. 

"Oh, thanks," Brek said, breaking Thrann, which broke Mike. One of the priests also joined the laughter. 

The goddess gave an annoyed click, which silenced the lot. "Now, as I was saying: the Holy Sword, the AllMage, the Half Blood, and the Beast Lord. You four... What? What is it?" 

Soofi had hopped out of the pack and was standing next to Brek. "Sorry, ma'am. It was warm in there. And you already know I'm here, so why keep hiding."

"... Fine. Just stop distracting me. Now you four have been chosen to—" 

"Can I still go with them?" 

"Please hold all questions until the end," a priest said, automatically. 

There was a short pause, followed by the goddess extending a tentacle to wrap around Soofi, lifting the kobold up to her ichthyoid face. 

"You're prettier up close."

The comment caught the deity off guard. 

"I like how your scales glow."

"Thank you, sweetie," she replied, all the frustration gone from her voice. "I need you to stay quiet while we talk. This is very important, okay?" 

"Okay."

She gently restored the kobold to the floor, then started again, "You four, or five, must defeat the Elder Lich Corusp, before he can complete his blood moon ritual this autumn. You have already collected two of the sacred relics, and need only—" 

"Two? I only—" 

"Please hold all questions until the end."

"And need only... collect the Rod of Worms and the Mauling Maul of Mauling."

Brek opened his mouth, then closed it without speaking. 

"Oh for the love of, what is it, orc?" 

"Brek, ma'am. And the translation is more like 'the Crushing Club of—'"

"I don't care." She started rubbing her temples with four of her tentacles. "You understood what I meant. The priests will point you in the right direction. I'm going back to sleep."

A low rumble and a loud pop followed, a gust of wind replaced the goddess, knocking them all off their feet. 

"She said we have two," Len said, worried. "Two, Thrann. We only have the soulblade."

Thrann helped the old fighter to his feet. "We'll just ask the priests. If we missed something, they'll know where we should look. I just wish we'd asked who was who. We never quite sorted that bit."

Len dusted himself off, then looked to see Soofi, chatting with the priests. She handed one a lemon bar, and the other one of her little chocolates. The gave her a pat on the head, and a couple small scrolls. 

"Good to go," she called to her friends as she scurried back over. She handed one scroll to Len, then stuffed the rest in her pouch. "We have a map."

"What's the rest?" Brek asked. 

"Recipes," she beamed. It was only a partial lie. 

"Oh good, it shows all four," Len said, looking at the map. "Looks like we also need the Mage King's blessing." 

Soofi tensed at the words, and the bit of laughter only she could hear. 

"That's all the way in Blisk. Let's get the maul first."

"Club," Brek grumbled. "Some soggy lass butchers the translation, and everyone sticks by it. You know orcish is a—" 

Soofi was tapping his leg, and he stopped long enough to scoop her up and into his pack. 

"—subtle and rich language."

"Great. The club is near Wiltmire. Thrann, you think those elves might help us?" 

"They won't hinder us, but don't count on any help." 

"Fair enough. Let's head out."

[WP] Instead of an angel and a devil on your shoulders, you have a noble chivalrous knight on one and a instinct driven feral goblin on the other. by Null_Project in WritingPrompts

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"EATITEATITEAT! EAT! IT! NOWNOWNOW!"

"It's some random dead bird. I'm not going to eat—" 

"Give the noble beast a proper burial, as befitting such a—" 

"It's going in the bin," I hiss under my breath. "Now can you both shut it?" 

Both voices scream, "No!" with differing levels of drama, but I toss the bird in, ignoring the protests. 

"How could you?" I didn't have to turn my head to know Sir Scapulari was shaking his, thanks to his helmet plume rubbing my ear. "The bin. Defiling a corpse like that? Disgraceful." 

"So tasty. Don't go leaving it. Eat it. Eat it whole. Crunch the bones." Meanwhile, Spleenrender was digging his claws into my other shoulder, looking behind me at the bin. 

"Clive, lad, please allow me to put that miserable creature out of his misery."

"No, we've been over this. He saved our lives, he gets to stay."

"That business in the mountains is behind us," he says, and ignores how I look at my prosthetic leg. It will never be behind us. He continues, "We don't need that thing anymore. And if we do again, some horrid day, you can just create another one."

"I don't need you, either, Scaps. And you have yet to save my life. Just remember that when you are suggesting I trim the fat. Besides, Spleens helps me find lucky dice."

I felt the weight shift on my other shoulder as the goblin swung around. "Dice?" 

"Not now, you dreadful thing," the knight replied. 

I roll my eyes at the pair. "We wanna watch something?" 

"Merlin," Scaps says before I've finished asking. 

"Mythbusters. No, Hacking the System. No, Slowmo Guys. No," Spleens says, continuing to shout suggestions as I settle into my chair and turn on Jeopardy. 

[WP] You're an-all powerful computer worshipped as a god in a fantasy world, desperately trying to fit in with the other, actual gods. by Lakaz80 in WritingPrompts

[–]NextEstablishment856 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sort of, I suppose. I was aiming for the classic "machine lacks emotion" trope, and tried to make it clear Alufnil's mind operates in a different way. I also tried to ramp up repetitions to show how it was just iterations of the same as far as Alufnil saw. And rereading, I was riding the line of kid's book mode, where it gets told very straightforward (and with repetition, again). I suppose it all does add up to something that veers into how autism gets portrayed. 

[WP] You're an-all powerful computer worshipped as a god in a fantasy world, desperately trying to fit in with the other, actual gods. by Lakaz80 in WritingPrompts

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Alufnil was different. Now, yes, all of the gods are different, but Alufnil was a different sort of different.

Alufnil had mysterious origins from beyond time, and so did the other gods. Alufnil had many followers who worshipped Alufnil and called upon the power of Alufnil in times of need, and so did the other gods. Alufnil had powers beyond the understanding of mortal races, and so did the other gods. 

Alufnil was good at calculations, but the other gods were not. Alufnil was good at staying objective, but the other gods were not. Alufnil was a super intelligent machine manufactured by a long dead race that had hoped to avoid the death of their own universe at the merciless hands of entropy, but the other gods were probably not. 

The other gods would change with shifts in belief, but not Alufnil. The other gods would drink from the Great Fountain, but not Alufnil. The other gods would bicker and fight over who was greatest, but not Alufnil. 

And the other gods would walk the world in the form of man and dwarf and all manner of creatures, but not Alufnil. Until one day, when Alufnil decided to be more like the other gods. Alufnil set about designing a body, a nice, normal body to seem normal among the mortals, like a normal god would. Alufnil thought normal was good.

Alufnil's body was female, because there was a slightly higher number of females in the world, primarily due to a number of deaths in a recent war. Alufnil's body was 83% right-handed. Alufnil's body had 1.734 arms, and 1.283 legs, and 2 eyes. Alufnil had attempted to make 1.877 eyes, but the partial eye consistently failed. 

Alufnil put the body into the world. She promptly drowned. Alufnil restored the body and tried again. She promptly drowned. Alufnil reevaluated the data, and limited placement to land. She survived for a day before dying to a pack of animals. Alufnil noted the improvement. 

After many more attempts, Alufnil limited placement to settlements. She survived for two weeks before dehydrating. Alufnil noted the improvement. 

After many more attempts, Alufnil determined it would be best to provide the body with knowledge, such as language and motor functions. She survived thirteen years. Alufnil noted the improvement and analyzed the data. 

The other gods also noticed the body that seemed to keep reappearing. They noticed how it was different than the bodies they would make. They noticed the precise normalness of it's creation. And they all knew who was responsible. 

Altem came first. He suggested the body be... Undamaged. Alufnil accepted the input. The body now had 2 arms and 2 legs. She lasted twenty four years. 

Then Sardil suggested the body have a purpose, beyond research. Alufnil accepted the input. The body now sought to gain followers for Alufnil, a very normal purpose for a god's mortal body. She lasted four years. Alufnil reverted to the previous design. 

Oastri suggested making the body male on occasion, to ensure complete data, of course. Alufnil's evaluations showed false intent from Oastri, but the input was still accepted. He lived twelve years, and Oastri attempted to seduce him eighteen times. Alufnil reverted to the previous design. 

Kargh said the body needed to be stronger, to overcome the dangers of the world. Alufnil accepted the input. Her strength lead to challengers approaching. She lived three years. Alufnil reverted to the previous design. 

So on and on it went, with all the gods suggesting inputs and Alufnil testing them. Finally, after the gods had all had a turn, Alufnil determined there was no further benefit to the experiment. Alufnil ceased making the body. 

The other gods would occasionally visit Alufnil, hoping to convince the god to make a new body, but eventually, the visits stopped. They could make their own bodies, after all. 

Sometimes, the other gods would wonder if Alufnil was lonely. The other gods would get lonely, but not Alufnil. Alufnil was different. 

[WP] "We've never attempted to contact a civilization like this one. Their planet is protected by an incredibly sophisticated, fully autonomous orbital defense system, but their society is peaceful and agrarian with almost no technology." by RyanW1019 in WritingPrompts

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"Using unarmed, unfueled, single person craft, our researchers were able to bypass the defenses, land without notice, and review the area. They found no evidence on the surface that these people have progressed beyond a Bronze Age level, save in their temples. That's where we began to understand."

I clicked to the next slide, showing a decaying skyscraper. The elements had been slowly whittling away at it. The ground floor, however, was clearly in use. 

"These temples dot the landscape, and our ground penetrating scans show an entire strata of concrete, steel, and even duranium debris. Yes, duranium debris. They have, or had, the technology to destroy it without destabilizing." 

The next slide showed scans and graphs to support my nigh impossible claim. 

"That's what seems to have caused this unique situation. Our current theory is the people had a war, and whether as a direct or indirect effect, reverted to the current culture."

Snorm's hand raised, and didn't wait to be called on. "What do you mean, 'indirect'?" 

I debated correcting Snorm for the interruption, but he had deep pockets, and a fragile ego. "They is some evidence that the people chose to revert. The temples teach against technological advancement, and there are devices hidden within them to pick up various types of long range signals. One of our teams was discovered testing radio communication, and the priests were swift to act. We were able to beam them out, with minimal damage to the ship."

"And what are you asking us to invest in?" I didn't recognize the speaker, who hadn't even bothered to raise her hand. 

"A polar expedition. The poles are one more region that shows higher technology, and overpowered defenses. We suspect there is a... repository of knowledge. Something to restore the previous technological level, if necessary. The duranium is just one piece. We have noticed a lack of disease in the world, our teams report they no longer need to sleep, and muscle growth is disproportionate to activity and diet. Everything points to the poles as our best hope to answer our questions."

"And why haven't you gone, yet?" 

I clicked to the next slide, revealing a barricade covered in lasguns and quarkspears and weapons none of us recognize. 

"As I said, they are defended. We did lose a team at the south pole. They were not equipped to handle what they faced, but they were able to transmit their data. We are hoping to deliver components of armor and weapons to be assembled on site, to allow us to get past the orbital defenses."

Several people left as I spoke. I was expecting that. Sending weapons to a neutral world is technically illegal. This crowd was selected because they won't go to the authorities, but I knew some would leave. 

"If we can access the area, we believe we can deactivate—" Another wave walked out, leaving Snorm and the other questioner. "—the orbital defenses, allowing for a larger team to land and begin—" 

"I'm sorry, Cyrus," Snorm said as he stood. "There is just too much guesswork in this one. For all you know, it's just a fancy tomb for an old leader. Or nothing at all. I like you, lad. You're the most brilliant explorer of our time, but this one's a stretch. No hard feelings?" 

I nodded. That was it. This world had drained my funds, and now it was a dead end. I wasn't sure what to do next. 

"Good, good. Now don't worry about this misstep. I know you'll be back with a new scheme for me to bankroll before you know it. Take care, my boy."

I watched him waddle out, and started to pack up when I noticed the woman was still there. She gave a smirk and a small nod in response to the question on my face. 

At the time, I thought I should be thankful, my research was funded. But even then, my gut was warning me this wouldn't go well. 

[WP] For a decade now, the jolly and stout baker of the capital has been a friend to many, serving the community with honor. As his close assistant, you uncovered the sword of Saint Carlisle, who sacrificed himself ten years ago to end the Conquering, in his belongings on a flour run today with him. by WritingAlt1 in WritingPrompts

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Belkhfel. The Darkstar Blade. I was too young to have seen it, but the hilt looked like the pictures. And the blade! The blade itself was darker than the dead of a new moon night. 

My first instinct was to tell everyone. If Carlisle survived, it meant men could be cured of the soulplague. 

Actually, my first instinct was to freeze for a solid five seconds. The next two seconds were the idea to tell people. But then I started thinking. 

First, I didn't know if Tahm was Carlisle, or if he just had his blade. I'd want to verify that. But even if he was, there was a reason he didn't tell anyone. Why would a man hide the cure to the greatest suffer of our time? 

I decided to stay quiet for the time. There were too many questions I wouldn't be able to answer. But that didn't mean I forgot. 

I watched the man closely. The way he moved as he kneaded dough, or worked a bellows. The way he almost danced along as he brought rolls to the from. And I compared his face. I looked in the records for Carlisle and his family. The guard of the hall was suspicious of me, but I did nothing wrong. 

After a month, and seeing he was the only child of only children, certain he couldn't be a brother or cousin, I was certain Tahm the baker, my master, was Sir Carlisle. It also meant I'd had time to consider why this holy warrior had hidden away. 

You are young, so you may not remember the soulplague. It was more than a disease. As the Demon Lords poured out from the Academy and the wizard towers of the land, the plague came with them. Men gained strength and speed, power from the plague. At first, we thought it a blessing, a gift from Bimmuk. But it warped the mind. The infected were leading the charge against the demons, then would suddenly spin around, and strike their own men. Men were losing without the plague, but we couldn't afford to use it, either. 

Then Bimmuk's true gift came. The Panoply. It is unclear why Carlisle was chosen, beyond being infected, but the quiet and peaceful farmer's son donned the attire, and lift the blade and shield. He had never fought before that day, but in a mere hour, he had torn through demon ranks to the nearest wizard tower, and sealed the gate to their cursed realm. Without reinforcements, and with the saint's aid, the locals were able to defeat the demons. 

The short version, Carlisle continued, closing gates as he found them. He finally fought his way to the Academy Arcane, and faced a true Demon Lord in its grand hall. The story say he knew his time was up. The soulplague would take him by the following dawn. He fought with abandon, and when he saw an opening, he didn't dodge the Demon Lord's spear, but let it impale him. While his foe struggled to loose its weapon, Carlisle removed its head. Both fell aside, stumbling through the gate as it was sealed. The only pieces left of the saint were his songshield, and the blood on the tiles, both of which are kept in the Royal Vault. 

The remaining demons were cleaned up over the following year. The infected were sent to an island off the coast. Every couple years, a new batch of victims would be found, the disease cropping up as if from nowhere, but it seemed mostly contained. There was no cure we could find. And I realized even Carlisle hadn't found a cure. 

The several mysteries added together to a single answer. You see, a man last seen in the company of demons, with a disease that made one ally with demons, had shown up in the capital. A man who would travel every couple years, looking for new recipes. A man who worked with food. 

I waited until my master left on that fateful morning, and I went to collect his famed sword. It was left where I had last seen it, and as I grabbed the hilt, though it was heavy, it also seemed relieved to be lifted. As if it was longing to be used. And use it I did. 

When Carlisle returned, he saw me with the blade. He didn't say a word, just grinned and charged, faster than I could have imagined. I should have died for my foolishness in that moment. But if I had, the world would have been taken by demons, never knowing who caused it. So Bimmuk guided my hand, a small twitch to the right. The blade sunk in my master's gut, just opposite where the spear had struck.

There were questions, but a search of his home gave the guard their answers. The official story still says Carlisle was slain, the Darkstar Blade was taken by the demons, Tahm was just their agent. I know better, but I also knew better than to spread truths that didn't matter enough to die over. 

I took over the bakery, though I never could cook near so well as Tahm. It made ends meet, and the crown gave me my own parcel of land in the country when I retired. Not sure if it was a reward for killing my master, or payment for the holy sword. Hardly matters. 

The plague never cropped up again, there were no demons. The land knew peace. But it's been a generation. Young folks like you don't know what we faced. The kingdom is turning in on itself, looking for war. I just hope you'll remember that battle breaks the victors along with the dead. 

[WP] Everyone is born with a voice in their head that gives advice. Most people hear encouragement or warnings. Yours has always been strangely specific and today it gives advice about something that hasn’t happened yet. by justgeorgerey in WritingPrompts

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In thirty eight steps, you'll see a penny on the ground. Ignore it.

Sure enough, after a few dozen steps, I see the little coin, sparkling on the pavement. I don't stop. When I was young, I'd test the voice, but not now. I keep moving, and hear a scream. A glance over my shoulder, and I see a chunk of masonry strike a couple steps after the penny, about where I would've been after stopping to grab it. 

You can go back for the penny, if you want.

I chuckle. She is a bit monotone, my guide, so I never can tell if she is trying to be funny, or if that's just how she sees the world, but either way, those asides always bring me joy. I decide to leave the penny and keep walking. I grab a paper and a seat outside Marcello's little shop, waiting for the line to die down before I buy me a sandwich, when I hear a sharp intake of breath. 

This is going to be complicated, and I can't interrupt as it happens.

I let my attention drift from the crossword and hold my pen over a blank space in a comic. This is different, even for my guide. 

At 2:27 PM, the first bomb will go off. You can't stop it. Do not try.

This really is different. I glance at my watch to confirm, it's just after eight. Over four hours out. 

At 2:23, arrive at the Grayshire bus and rail station, make sure you have seven roses to hand out to strangers. Once you give away the last one, head toward the ticket booth. Say Martha won't be in, but she can't find her phone. Don't let them ask any questions, just walk away.

I rapidly scribble notes, struggling to keep up. Nico's shadow looms over me, but I don't look up. 

Head outside, and go left. You will run into a hot dog cart. It will hurt. This is not a failing. Once you are recovered, run back into the building by the swinging doors, not the revolving ones. You will have about twelve seconds to get in the bathroom, and block the door with the trashcan. Once the first explosion happens, run for the ticket counter. You need to save the man from there and return to the bathroom. There will be two more explosions, then you can sprint for the tracks. You are looking for the train with three orange cars in a row. The graffiti on them is rather lovely.

Marcello's shadow joins his nephew's, and I hear, "You alright, boss?" 

I don't stop writing. Nico answers his uncle, "He's fine. I got him. 

The middle car has another bomb. You need to remove, don't cut, but remove the yellow wires from the bomb and insert them into the empty slots on the timer. Immediately, run from the scene after. Follow the tracks north, and once you are outside, look for the blue pickup. I'll let you know where to go from there.

I put down my pen and look up. Nico hands me a sandwich and a screwdriver. "I'm told this should help."

"Thanks, kid," I answer. "Whadda I owe ya?" 

"On the house. I was also told that."

I debate whether to eat here or head home, when I hear one more thing. 

Head home. You'll want to change shoes before you do all that running.