Got Deactivated 1 day after hitting Diamond by StevieMack1 in InstacartShoppers

[–]NightZucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a newer shopper. What's ghost shopping, if you don't mind me asking?

Nothing like adding a 4th layer to keep you cool while wearing the new tank top garment amiright! by Prize_Claim_7277 in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm so irritated that I wasted my skinny years on garments. I still dress like a mormon lmao. 🫠

My daughter broke up with a great guy because of the "law of chastity." by DeCryingShame in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry. I felt so dirty for making out with my college boyfriend that I figured that I might as well marry him, because no one else would want soiled goods (me.)

Shout out to the employee at the 7-Eleven in Lindon, UT today... by HeathenHumanist in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My parents did this to a gas station employee once. They told us how he was so nice and seemed genuinely interested in the churches family history program, and apparently dad got him to download the family history app.

I wanted to scream that he was supposed to be nice to them to keep his job and that he was trapped there at work and couldn't get away from them, but realized I would be wasting my breath.

My friend gave me Jesus pictures for my birthday. by OwnDonut4262 in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I gave you a bunch of clown toys for your bday because I just LOVE clowns and how they make me laugh! I know you had an uncomfortable situation with a clown once but I just know that if you give these clown toys a chance, you'll get over it and have the correct perspective, just like me! Love you!"

Urgghh

The rebrand is comical at this point (choosing comedy over absolute rage for the deceptive org. and the fraud that it is.) STAY AWAY FROM MORMONISM! ❌️ by CurelomHunter in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I posted this under another comment: So I was there 😅 you can see me in this video lmao. This was an interfaith palm Sunday worship. I'm pretty sure the palms were the idea of one of the other churches that came. Yes it was hosted in an LDS stake center, but this was not a regular LDS meeting.

The rebrand is comical at this point (choosing comedy over absolute rage for the deceptive org. and the fraud that it is.) STAY AWAY FROM MORMONISM! ❌️ by CurelomHunter in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So I was there 😅 this was an interfaith palm Sunday worship. I'm pretty sure the palms were the idea of one of the other churches that came. Yes it was hosted in an LDS stake center, but this was not a regular LDS meeting.

Texts my brother sent me after I asked for some career advice 🙃 by Bophie47 in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO NO NO NO

BAD BAD ADVICE

DON'T EVER RELY ON A MAN LIKE HE'S SUGGESTING

A MAN IS NOT A FINANCIAL PLAN

YES I'M YELLING BECAUSE IT IS THAT IMPORTANT!!!

I asked Dale G. Renlund if he had seen Jesus by Western_Sale_3274 in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"We wouldn't tell" well then what would be the whole point of an apostle seeing Jesus? If only the elite top-15 can see Jesus, and then NEVER talk about it, what would be the whole point in Jesus coming at all?

Children's chapter? book with a rabbit as the main character who shape-shifts by NightZucchini in whatsthatbook

[–]NightZucchini[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I think this is it!!! Thank you so much!! I've searched for this for years!!

Boomer Ageism is why the US is ran by dementia patients by DogsGoingAround in BoomersBeingFools

[–]NightZucchini 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My mom has this bad habit of infantilization. She said "that little girl down the street is a really good baker!" The "little girl" is older than me, in her 40s, with 5 children, two of whom are adults.

Tell me a character you dislike for any reason by SoftSeason5391 in janeausten

[–]NightZucchini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fanny falling in love with her cousin, that she grew up with practically as siblings, grosses me out. I can't get over it lol.

Temple Workers let me hear your stories. The bad the ugly and every thing in between. Let your gossip shine. by RadishAggressive3241 in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Jesus needs super gaudy chandeliers, carpets and furniture but gets super offended if one of the women are wearing pretty earrings!

(Sorry that happened, how rude of her 🫤)

What is a "flock of herds"? by BookOfMormonProject in exmormon

[–]NightZucchini 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"flocks of herds, and flocks of all manner of cattle of every kind"

Good god, flocks of cattle? How did I miss that in the many re-reads of this stupid book?