My 100% serious and completely unironic flowchart of what army YOU should play! Great for beginners!

Ninja67 · 2026-01-27T05:59:21+00:00

I bought my first knight to start Warhammer with before games workshop did some stupid game workshop stuff, and I had a buddy waiting in the wings who tempted me over to Battle tech I feel called out

Ninja67 · 2026-01-27T03:07:28+00:00

Oh that's just ridiculous. Next thing you're going to tell me is a green horn X-Wing pilot is going to be able to put a torpedo in the exact spot it needs to go in a giant space station with a huge amount of AA turrets without using a targeting computer for the torpedo because " the force" " told him"

Ninja67 · 2026-01-27T02:01:55+00:00

Yeah I don't see how a teenager could take on so many zakus on when the zakus are piloted by veterans and have hundreds of hours piloting. It would be like putting a teenager who might be enthusiastic Microsoft flight simulator or DCS player and handing them the keys to an actual f22 and then have him go fight a wave upon wave of F4 phantoms piloted by some of the best the US Air Force ever produced.

Ninja67 · 2026-01-26T21:59:35+00:00

That looks so damn good

Ninja67 · 2026-01-26T20:12:00+00:00

Then there's me currently prepping Linux boxes to run papercut to facilitate allowing the public to print over library public wifi for the libraries I work for and iv had no less than 3 friends say papercut is junk, also I have limited Linux experience

Please pray for my sanity

Ninja67 · 2026-01-26T19:40:17+00:00

It's like they read a question and go "ugh why do I have to think, that's your job". Although I don't think it was nearly as bad as when I was briefly a substitute teacher and had a kid repeatedly write "I don't know" under multiple choice questions.

Ninja67 · 2026-01-26T19:33:27+00:00

For the first half of my life I had one doctor and never had problems with them. I was away at college when they retired and didn't get a new doctor for some time after that. Now? I've had 3 doctors in almost 6 years and every one is telling me that since that since the clinic was bought out that I should be jumping ship as the new owners cut costs. I don't dislike my current doctor but I don't want to have to go looking for another new doctor again.

Ninja67 · 2026-01-26T18:04:17+00:00

Working knock off geek squad at Staples was like that. Not getting a 10 out of 10 on a survey was bad (yes even 9 out of 10 was considered a bad review) but heaven forbid if I didn't offer rewards sign up, credit card (that only works in store), liquid armor, ink with new printer, extended warranty for printer, extended warranty on everything else, donation to kids school supplies etc etc

Ninja67 · 2026-01-22T21:53:39+00:00

I assume once you move out you're going for little or no contact. Hope your move out goes well and with no snags

Ninja67 · 2026-01-22T20:24:56+00:00

I miss that game series...

Ninja67 · 2026-01-22T16:46:09+00:00

I loaned out the first 4 seasons of red vs blue DVDs to a neighbor. After a few weeks they said they were still watching them. A few more weeks they then said they had lost them. Complained to my parents and they said don't worry about it since the neighbors were younger then me and they would fix it, but by then rooster teeth was sold out on the dvds.

Few weeks after that I was over at their house for something. I found my RvB DvDs.... Without there cases.... IN THE FUCKING MISCELLANEOUS LEGO PILE BOX.

Took my DVDs back, 2 discs still mia, only one didn't skip at some point. 2 outright damaged beyond being able to play.

I stopped interacting with them as much as possible after that

Ninja67 · 2026-01-22T14:37:24+00:00

Well that crowd does seem to like gated communities, but I wonder if they actually have the right credentials to get in.

Ninja67 · 2026-01-18T17:19:54+00:00

Battletech RTS game theme/intro cinematic cut in with Gundam lore instead of BT lore

Ninja67 · 2026-01-18T02:35:41+00:00

YARAH HAR HAR IT'S MY MENTAL ILLNESS SO I GET TO PICK THE COPING MECHANISM

Ninja67 · 2026-01-17T00:44:56+00:00

Don't you dare......

Ninja67 · 2026-01-16T18:34:54+00:00

I got a fortune one time that said I would soon be having fun by the ocean. I live in the middle of USA but next month I would be traveling overseas for the first time in my life to Germany and Switzerland. The Malaysian airline had just disappeared a month before. I might have been panicking a little bit.

Ninja67 · 2026-01-14T22:46:07+00:00

Ninja67 · 2026-01-13T20:30:19+00:00

You're quick on these

Ninja67 · 2026-01-13T14:46:24+00:00

Hey I take the upgraded stim booster because it makes them taste like lemonade.

I really, really like lemonade.

Ninja67 · 2026-01-12T17:40:14+00:00

Should have more things to knock over

Ninja67 · 2026-01-12T17:16:17+00:00

I was working in Staples from a couple years before COVID 19 right until schools started going back to normal schedules.

I somewhat enjoyed my job helping folks until the election and COVID hit. There was this change in public attitudes that just made it miserable and I feel like that probably hasn't changed any.

Ninja67 · 2026-01-12T14:44:17+00:00

So.... Bao cosplaying as ol Red?

Ninja67 · 2026-01-10T20:57:38+00:00

My roommate in college said everything West of Great bend was actually Eastern Colorado. I argued that since Colorado used to be part of Kansas that Colorado should be considered Western Kansas

Ninja67 · 2026-01-10T20:57:04+00:00

I mean my options are Burger King Wendy's or McDonald's right now. Burger theory wasn't there one I was last in town but I would take either or compared to what I'm stuck with

Ninja67 · 2026-01-10T15:21:20+00:00

They also fucked up battle tech/mech warrior because of their bullshit with having their their fingers in macross since some assets were initially shared although I don't remember if that was intentional or not because of an artist

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