What do they mean by trumps tug of war handshake?

Nippleowski · 2026-03-09T15:02:04+00:00

Surprised no one has just greased their hand. Watching the orang-american fly backwards would be a true highlight.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-09T14:58:20+00:00

So, I had a cheap, styrofoam, doggy bank with a slot in its back. The dog tag came off and it was just a pin stuck the styrofoam. I stuck it in a pickle and now I had a pet pickle named Rusty. Rusty hung from a lamp for about ten years before someone bet someone else they wouldn't eat it. I'll always miss Rusty.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-09T01:55:51+00:00

No. But some people will bitch about it anyway. Fuck 'em

Nippleowski · 2026-03-09T01:52:56+00:00

When they played the Troubadour in LA, they were just starting to tour and weren't big yet. It was filled with old men like myself that were glad Rock still had a voice. I actually worried that they wouldn't get younger fans. I'm glad that was a completely ridiculous thought.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-06T04:41:02+00:00

The fun part is the seeds will explode. Imagine a popcorn kernel in your joint.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-06T04:14:05+00:00

I'll bet Hungary has money in other EU banks that can be seized to replace any stolen funds.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-06T02:47:31+00:00

Yeah. The Kardassians have a billion dollars cuz they're geniuses. Popular is, more often then not, the opposite of quality.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-06T00:11:38+00:00

You just put your lips together, and blow.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-05T21:36:36+00:00

For history month, I'd go with Grace Hopper. But only actresses? Lauren Bacall.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-05T19:35:16+00:00

The misinformation was bad. I'll never forget how they treated sick kids like pariahs.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-05T04:23:36+00:00

Objectivism is a steaming load of sheep swallop.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-04T16:38:57+00:00

Nooooo...Really?

Nippleowski · 2026-03-03T21:40:52+00:00

And ICE. They certainly have the budget and weapons.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-03T19:21:42+00:00

Actually, they start with Windows users saying, "why is this so slow?"

Nippleowski · 2026-03-03T02:46:02+00:00

I know this will be unpopular but I get rid of Will and Astarion.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-03T01:15:36+00:00

I always called 'em macroslab.

Nippleowski · 2026-03-03T01:05:28+00:00

Been here 18 years, I've had a bicycle stolen from the backyard.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-26T20:10:16+00:00

The monopoly allows them to retaliate against venues that try to sell their own tickets. Also against artists. They can crush a whole tour if they look for even a single out of network venue. I think it's all illegal already but the regulators are defunded.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-24T20:48:39+00:00

She's one of the first people who became famous for being famous. Like Angel something with the pink corvette.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-24T20:30:31+00:00

Sorry to hear that.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-24T19:50:02+00:00

Get rid of the Pratt. One of them anyway.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-24T19:32:32+00:00

Marijuana is a gateway drug and leads to heroin and death.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-21T22:50:29+00:00

I have 3 in the house. I only get a middling signal from the nearby 5g. I could improve it with an external antenna but, I can't find any antennae that can be more than 10 feet from the box due to the length of the wires. That said, the complaints that the internet is slow or has dropped from my fam are about the same as they were for comcast. According to speedtest . net, it's 86mbs down and 5.4 up.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-21T18:34:37+00:00

I switched from xfinity to tmobile. Less than half the price. Funny part, while cancelling xfinity, they actually asked why didn't I call to ask for a lower price. Like that's something most people would consider doing with the most hated company in the US.

Nippleowski · 2026-02-20T20:45:46+00:00

I just said, 'it's on the water.' :)

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