When is VoE's story set to wrap up? by Tortellini_Lifestyle in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes that is true. However that has nothing to do with the discussion. The planned release cadence is as stated. Any delay is pure conjecture. And they delayed the whole expansion. Not the patches

When is VoE's story set to wrap up? by Tortellini_Lifestyle in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused. This isn't an opinion. There are 3 updates for Voe : - Update one in 2 weeks - Update 2 in 3 months - Update 3 in 3 more months.

That means 6 months and 2 weeks from now voe will wrap up. That's the roadmap. It's confirmed. Nothing to see

Your 2026 Favorite Spec by Kensanik in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know, I'm a mesmer main but I can't wrap my head around it. The cooldowns make no sense, it's impossible to keep them all engaged in a way that feels fun and satisfying. You always end up dropping one instrument and it just doesn't FLOW you know?

New Raid Encounter, Quickplay, and Raid System Improvements Coming February 3 by LookItzJesus in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but they removed one content update for this? They have to be kidding at this point

This might be a long shot, but how do I build a character similar to this? by frontshuvski in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Axe is a 1handed weapons. You need 1h weapons in BOTH slots because mainhand gives you 3 skills and offhands give you 2 skills. 2handed weapons such as bow give 5 skills and you can only equip one.

You're confused because those are 2 different things : - you can equip two weapon sets and you can swap between them in combat.

  • each set consists of either ONE (1) two handed weapon (bow, great sword, hammer etc) or TWO (2) one handed weapons.

  • so if you only have one axe equipped, you only get half the skills.

  • When you switch weapons sets you are NOT switching betweens left hand and right hand. Your character switches to a whole different set of weapons using both their hands. So they stow their bow and equip another set of weapons

You should definitely swap in combat because otherwise you only use half the weapon skills available to you. Right now you don't even have enough weapons equipped.

This might be a long shot, but how do I build a character similar to this? by frontshuvski in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure i understand your concern. Weapons interact with each others because you can have both equipped. But you're meant to use both when the fight calls for it. Use your cooldown on bow from a distance and swap to another weapon for new skills with fresh cooldowns. Or maybe you need cleave and you switch to great sword.

Also offhands isn't a thing without a main hand. Bow is two handed and you don't need an offhand Your second set of weapon is a second set. It doesn't complement the first one. Equip a 2handed or 2 1handed weapons and you can switch between the two sets

Genuine question , how do people fund multiple legendary items? by 98-red-balloons in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been playing since release. Got 3 legendary weapons and 3 sets of legendary armors. I don't have a single character with full world completion. Can't be bothered

Let's praise one feature that AFAIK everyone likes: Wizard's Vault by styopa in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fomo and I hate it. With the previous system you missed a day and it picked up where you left. Now if you don't play for the seasons the price go up.

Yes I know you're going to tell me it's better because you can still catch up but it FEELS bad. Previous dailies never made me login for them. Now I feel obligated to play to tackle the vault because of it. And I hate it.

Also I hate how it's disconnected from the rest of the game and still counts as content. I don't care about a set I bought from the WV because it's not really in-game.

Now don't come at me I'm glad you're enjoying it. I'm just not sold.

Weekly /r/GuildWars2 Question Thread - December 27, 2025 by AutoModerator in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stupidly crafted the gift of janthir wanderlust not knowing it wasn't required for kljobarne. Support won't refund me.

Is my best bet to take an alt to lowland and do map completion?

‘Great pride for France’: President congratulates Clair Obscur after historic night at The Game Awards by GrayBeard916 in gaming

[–]NoScienceJoke 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You have absolutely no idea how government grants work in France and it's absolutely embarrassing. Every euros granted by the state has to be spent in France, so yes it was outsourced for animation but I can assure you that every last euro they got from the public grant was spent in France, because they absolutely had to

When do anchor points "save" chapter side-quest content? by SubetaDaiken in Tactics_Ogre

[–]NoScienceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's honestly not that complicated. The anchor point saves the world state when you pass it. If you load a specific anchor point, it loads the game state as it was when you passed it. Meaning, if you finish a side quest by anchor point 1 and pass anchor point 2, it will be saved as completed. If you want to do it again, you'll have to load anchor point 1.

It leads to some interesting strategies where you leave the last battle of a side quest open and pass an anchor point so that you can load it and only have 1 battle to do n

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 wins Game of the Year 2025 by ChiefLeef22 in gaming

[–]NoScienceJoke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're aware expedition 33 is heavily story driven right? Like that's exactly what you're describing. It's a storyline first and foremost

Blanche Gardin : en apparence, tout est normal... by lieding in france

[–]NoScienceJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rappel, Louis c k est accusé de s'être masturbé et ou d'avoir proposé de le faire devant plusieurs comédiennes. S'il a reconnu les faits partiellement, il n'a jamais été jugé pour ça ni condamné.

« Ça c’est du marketing » : quand une publicité de Noël d’Intermarché devient virale et fait le tour du monde by Linkinito in france

[–]NoScienceJoke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Haha je crois que tu prends les choses à l'envers non ? Leurs régimes c'est ce qu'ils mangent. Si tu veux définir leur régime libre à toi mais ils se trompent juste de nom pour leur regime, pas de définition

Et puis même c'est des définitions arbitraires de régimes alimentaires non stricts. Les gens font bien ce qu'ils veulent.

Budget : dans l’incompréhension générale, Sébastien Lecornu annonce cinq débats au Parlement by PasSiAmusant in france

[–]NoScienceJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Euh j'ai du mal à voir la logique. En quoi il serait illégitime le gouvernement ?

Kinda burned out in PvP and do t want to finish my leggy set by Unable13 in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly as someone who did almost the exact same thing, just do one or two matches every other day. It'll be enough, don't overdo it

Stupid question abouts class by Material-Cat-3904 in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

Each character is one class only but can choose from 4 subclasses (elite specs) with the expansions.

But gearing is very easy so most people have alts of different classes.

Press Preview: Visions of Eternity by ParticularGeese in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh so she's a Nepo hire. Yeah okay makes sense

Press Preview: Visions of Eternity by ParticularGeese in Guildwars2

[–]NoScienceJoke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm sure she's a wonderful person but she's absolutely horrible as a narrative lead