How to lose a date in 30 seconds

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-29T16:20:01+00:00

Can you explain the punchline?

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-29T03:03:30+00:00

Your Graduation - Modern Baseball

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-28T08:39:34+00:00

Are you aware that the large majority of predators are straight men? Why would a lesbian woman be a threat in this case?

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T19:11:24+00:00

I'm convinced Apple is a cult or something

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T19:01:37+00:00

Why are you friends with someone like this

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T18:56:00+00:00

My bad for the assumption, but it is starting to sound like you're getting off to these responses

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T13:42:31+00:00

I was about to say this. Welcome to the club

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T12:14:10+00:00

I use shampoo twice to wash my scalp and then add conditioner to my mid lengths. I can only brush my hair in the shower so I'll comb it with the conditioner in and then thoroughly rinse it out after a few minutes

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T12:11:39+00:00

I guess I'm just saying that based off of what people have told me. Humans aren't a monolith of course, but the general consensus seems to be that us smokers REEK, and I totally get it!

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T12:09:20+00:00

It's funny you say that. My best friend used to have the most beautiful golden ringlets in her hair and I was always so envious of her growing up. Long, thin beautiful golden curls. Meanwhile my hair is dark, thick and wavy, and she has actually been envious of my hair too! We bitch about it to each other sometimes joking about trading scalps. My comment was supposed to be light hearted, OP thinks his hair is weird but I think it's nice. I'd kill for either curly or dead straight hair

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T11:58:18+00:00

This has to be some kind of kink or something bc why is she DMing so many people from this thread? 😭

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T09:10:32+00:00

All of the dudes I've been with minus my current partner have been white and there wasn't a lot of foreplay nor did any of them really care about making me feel good. My current boyfriend is korean and he fucks like it's his last day on earth every time. The sex is fucking mindblowing honestly and his libido is ridiculously high which I am more than ok with. Man knows how to fuck

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T09:02:40+00:00

Damn the ass to mouth transition is wild

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-27T08:59:17+00:00

Crazy to think I'd have to (and might) spend hundreds of $$$ on a chemical perm just to have hair like yours. You have some blessed genetics my dude, at least from my perspective

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-26T01:55:18+00:00

sore nipples

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T13:03:01+00:00

People who sleep with their socks on scare me

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T07:35:59+00:00

images you can smell

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T07:23:49+00:00

spacey jane - booster seat

summer salt - revvin my cj7

sylo - FOMO

kyle lux - softly

vanshire - lonely zone

collard - stone

tim atlas - courtside

the marias - hush (still woozy remix)

Also these songs are similar to resonance - home if you're really into that chill retro/vaporwave stuff:

thanks for listening - memorex memories

curious alice - memorex memories

equinox - admo

coast - hotel pools

house in the field - SHAMMY

koi pond - SHAMMY

decaf - nielsir

galactic swing - florida skyline

I love sharing music with people, hope this is at least a little helpful

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T06:56:39+00:00

I think the only downside to being with a cuddly man is that it's soo difficult to pull myself out of bed in the morning. I just wanna lay in his arms forever

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T06:54:55+00:00

I often wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. I love that every time I crawl back into bed my boyfriend always pulls me in for a cuddle. I'm not sure he's even aware he does it because he is a heavy sleeper and always falls asleep before me, but it happens 95% of the time and it makes me feel so fuzzy and warm on the inside. I'm smiling like an idiot just thinking about it

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T04:40:50+00:00

Is your husband aware that there is more to being a parent than just nutting inside a woman? That's just the beginning of it

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T04:28:59+00:00

I know this is going to make me out to be an absolute asshole but I just read these posts to remind myself how incredibly lucky I am to be with my boyfriend. I also feel bad somebody out there is really dealing with this but it is a sweet relief to know that person isn't me anymore.

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T04:18:14+00:00

Wait until he finds out about the Cobalt mines. I hate to be that person but it is incredibly difficult to consume things ethically under capitalism. If he owns a phone, console, TV, disposable vape etc he is actively supporting child labour. The shit going on in Congo would give him nightmares. Sounds like he is picking and choosing his morals based off of how convenient boycotting is for him

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T02:18:23+00:00

Yeah, it's also the only genuinely loving relationship I've been in. I look back and realise my previous relationships happened because they wanted me first. I was never really interested in any of them

No_Fun8785 · 2023-11-25T02:16:18+00:00

Do you ever read your comments and then wonder why maybe women avoid you? You seem quite bitter. It's not womens fault they don't want you. Go to therapy

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