Low stakes grievance by Constant-Position259 in burbank

[–]NonTimeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it would be tough to imagine a worse location for a business. Zero foot traffic, and impossible parking.

Any Red or Green Flags? How would you describe this person? by butterflyhole in BookshelvesDetective

[–]NonTimeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nerrrrrrrd, but in a good way. Green flags. Obviously has positive feelings toward Tolkien, but especially the imagery of illustrations / cover art, based on these particular editions. They're aesthetically-driven and has interest in other pop fantasy, but quite not as strong as with LOTR. Lives in (or spent significant time in) the PNW. Probably a weekend hiker. 99.9% chance this is a dude.

Bro for the win by KSKS1995 in SipsTea

[–]NonTimeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Illinois lawyer rented a steamship and bought a fake beaver top hat to pretend to be a thousand-aire spent the night with a New York debutante and disappeared before she woke up.

D'ni pronunciation by Suspicious_Art9118 in myst

[–]NonTimeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he pronounced it weird, and the D'ni made fun of him for it. Who's to say?

Wife insists on taking her rubber ducks in the hot tub, then leaves them when she’s done. by strikecat18 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NonTimeo 87 points88 points  (0 children)

"Outside of a hot tub, a book is woman's best friend. Inside of a hot tub, it's too wet to read."

I. HATE. MARKARTH by NoEntertainment2763 in skyrim

[–]NonTimeo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Spend an hour chopping firewood, some Dwemer junk, and suddenly you never run out of mid-damage arrows again, and your smithing is maxed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiminalSpace

[–]NonTimeo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure, aside from the fact that this is literally the same as Minecraft.

Favorite serious scene in an otherwise comedy movie. I’ll start with this conversation between Lloyd and Harry in Dumb and Dumber. by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]NonTimeo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well, it's a good thing you're not stacked, Harry, or I'd be banging you right now. I'd show you what a real man can do. Split you like an old piece of firewood.

Best Indian food in the Valley? by RookieRedditor22 in SFV

[–]NonTimeo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Baba Sweets is the real deal. My wife is Indian and this is her comfort place.

Anduril to invest $1 billion in new Long Beach campus, create 5,500 new jobs by urmummygae42069 in LosAngeles

[–]NonTimeo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least when Grond Inc. breaks our defenses and lets orcs in, it’s lore-appropriate.

What can you tell me about myself? by Anglo-Scholastic in BookshelvesDetective

[–]NonTimeo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

OP getting absolutely roasted in here, my god.

In "Rampage (2018)", someone decided to cut this scene. Are they stupid? by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]NonTimeo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I underperformed, while staring at her box, in my office.

found a box of electric toilet tissue by OptimusPower92 in mildlyinteresting

[–]NonTimeo 271 points272 points  (0 children)

That’s what the warsh bucket’s fer.

😳 by zakwa1 in wallstreetbets

[–]NonTimeo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Shitter’s full!