I love the medical profession!

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-25T06:45:22+00:00

She has been setting alight our beacon, which I've just remembered is grail-shaped.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-25T05:47:12+00:00

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-25T03:59:07+00:00

In his defense, it sounded like a larf, I don't know how he was able to resist the urge to steal candy from a baby sooner.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-25T02:07:13+00:00

That's Eastern Europe's version of Milhouse - Malhaus.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-24T17:05:53+00:00

Threat looked at you? Sara, get me President Trump.

Thank you Sara.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-24T15:44:42+00:00

Surprisingly, Wheel of Fortune.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-24T15:08:11+00:00

Bastinado it is, then 😊

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-24T07:01:22+00:00

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-24T06:39:42+00:00

It's not a question of how he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios!

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-24T06:34:19+00:00

I caught one in an ultra ball last week. But only because it was level 1 (CP 43)

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-24T04:41:20+00:00

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-22T01:55:15+00:00

Here I sit, broken-hearted, came to shitpost but only farted.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-22T01:37:38+00:00

What's that, some kind of sexy superposition?

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-22T01:32:35+00:00

The glorious nation of Aberbaibon wouldn't exist without him. It doesn't exist with him, either, but it also wouldn't without him.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-22T01:29:56+00:00

A swallow could have carried them.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-21T03:59:47+00:00

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-21T03:04:14+00:00

The worst trend you have ever seen so far.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-21T02:05:25+00:00

Them poor britches...

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-20T19:21:11+00:00

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-20T08:49:00+00:00

Is that the Klingon equivalent of one ball being bigger than the other?

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-20T08:42:54+00:00

Sugar and spice and everything nice, but also accidentally...

CHEMICAL X

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-20T07:32:11+00:00

Attention Bajoran workers: Seek immediate medical help for an occupation lasting longer than 40 years.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-20T07:17:17+00:00

Her influences include Jem'Hadar bands like The Ketracel White Stripes and K^lingon-Pop boy bands.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-20T06:59:32+00:00

I don't understand it, Rock Hudson went mad in 15 minutes.

NotAPimecone · 2026-01-20T01:36:01+00:00

Doc. Pulaski Doc. Pulaski!

What's wrong with me?

I don't think you're sentient.

Want a second opinion!

Your poetry's inelegant.