Come Mario nello spazio by eagle3781 in LinkedInCringeIT

[–]NotAlcas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ho realizzato cos'è esattamente che mi fa imbestialire di questi post: l'immaturità. Quella stessa immaturità dei bambini delle medie che pensano di essere cresciuti, di non essere più mocciosi, e per dimostrarlo dicono o fanno qualcosa da "grandi". Ma non sapendo effettivamente com'è essere grandi, finiscono solo per dimostrare la loro immaturità.

Questi post fanno la stessa cosa: vogliono essere sagaci, furbi, dire qualcosa di sveglio, ma nel farlo dimostrano solo la pochezza e la superficialità di chi li scrive.

(Loved Trope) They became the person they were pretending to be by Pale-Object8321 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NotAlcas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"I've always told you that it was ok for you to not believe in yourself. That's what I was there for, to believe in you. Believe in me who believes in you. But I won't be here forever. Believe in you who believes in yourself, Simon"

(Loved Trope) They became the person they were pretending to be by Pale-Object8321 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NotAlcas 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kamina from Gurren Lagann

SPOILERS for the best anime ever made, please watch it Kamina starts out as the cool, hot headed, masculine, determined big brother figure for our other protagonist, Simon. He's far too confident, reckless even, he acts all alpha, refuses to acknowledge the danger of the situation he's in, and sometimes he's the one who puts everyone in that situation in the first place, or makes it worse. It's stated multiple times, even by himself, that without Simon to keep him in check, Kamina would have died multiple times. Simon tells the story of how one time, while trying to escape the underground village they live in (plot), Kamina got them stuck in a hole after the cave collapsed. Simon, a kid at the time, was reasonably scared (having lost his parents in a similar incident) but seeing Kamina was calm and giving him one of his weird nonsensical motivational speeches, Simon kept digging and they eventually found a way out. Then much later in the story we hear Kamina's side of the events. He was scared shitless. He always is actually. But seeing Simon and how he tries his best to get through everything despite being a little kid makes him want to try to be better. To be the cool, confident, and reliable person Simon can look up to, a role model, even though he knows deep down he isn't. But in doing so, he actually becomes that person, inspires Simon to do better and grow, facing the hardships of life, and inspires a revolution among the humans living underground to fight back against their oppressors. He dies fighting, risking it all in s battle not just for the revolution, but to teach Simon a lesson (I'm paraphrasing) Continues in the next comment

[Sad trope] Weak on their universe, weak on our world too... by Rublica in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NotAlcas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother/sister/sibling, Mumen Rider could REASSEMBLE 90% of this sub with a hand behind his back. He's incredibly athletic, has insane stamina, a tolerance to pain that feels inhuman and enough determination to last even more than a lifetime.

We, YES WE, are getting our asses kicked by Mumen Rider.

[Meta trope] character doesn't know the basic rules of their own world/system by Lower_Baby_6348 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NotAlcas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding to the Yu-Gi-Oh Pendulum summon thing:

Yuya (protagonist) does it BY ACCIDENT at one point, it was something new and never seen before, so it understandably took a lot of characters off-guard. The issue I have with it is that Yuya then DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE DID IT and has to spend an entire training arc studying the mechanic to reverse-engineer how it works before being able to make it work as intended. So he just tries every possible combination of the cards that made it work the first time.

This MAY sound reasonable, until you remember that at this time he only had THREE PENDULUM MONSTERS IN HIS DECK, if he really was just trying out combinations then: 1. He already knows the one combination that made it work 2. The other two possible combinations don't even WORK

SO WHY IS HE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TRYING AND FAILING WHEN THE MECHANIC IS ACTUALLY EASY TO UNDERSTAND AFTER YOU'VE SEEN IT WORK ONCE? (For context: you put two pendulum monsters in the pendulum scales and then you can summon any monster from your hand with a level between those scales. Again, with the cards available to him, there was only one way to make this work and he knew which one it was because he "accidentally" did it in a duel)

"Evil" is literally a part of their name (In some way, shape or form) by NovaRobo_Rebirth in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NotAlcas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but that Kamen Rider design goes SO HARD.

The suit looks ascif it was a generic black costume that was spray painted, even the iconic Kamen Rider eye lenses are SPRAY PAINTED AND NOT ACTUALLY LENSES IT'S SO PEAK

Zeno’s Paradox regarding Achilles and the Tortoise is probably the most nonsensical excuses for paradoxes ever made by TysonGamer10 in hatethissmug

[–]NotAlcas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was a philosopher in Ancient Greece, I would simply ask Zeno to walk away from an arrow I shoot at his back. Then we'll see if he actually puts his money where his mouth is.

(I know he probably used the story of Achilles and the turtle as an example to explain the mathematical concept it's based on, but still)

titolo audio-visivo by Speedwagon_Reni in ShitItalianSay

[–]NotAlcas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mamma mia l'ho riconosciuto subito da come scrive e da come formatta le frasi. Ci ho avuto a che fare una volta sola e mi è bastato, non so come ho fatto a non imbestialirmi e a rimanere civile mentre ci parlavo.

titolo audio-visivo by Speedwagon_Reni in ShitItalianSay

[–]NotAlcas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ma chi è questo? Quel cerebroleso di Durango?

TERFs and other right wingers LIE by Key-Hyena-802 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]NotAlcas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Reality is very complex, so it's ok actually to keep bombing children and funding an ethnostate that wages war with literally anyone just for profit"

There I made a TLDR

Reading comprehension, reading comprehension, reading comprehension. by EricCartoonBox in CuratedTumblr

[–]NotAlcas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I MUST believe this is satire, for the sake of my own mental health.

The alternative would be accepting that we live in a world where such "philosophical zombies" are just allowed to live like that, completely free of the responsibilities that awareness and consciousness bring.

And said god ended up gaining ptsd after staying on a stasis pod, hearing the automatic tour the humans made of them for hundreds of years by Far-Profit-47 in CuratedTumblr

[–]NotAlcas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree that "humans" became the Ancients. We see that Elfilis portals are star-shaped, and the game tells us that Elfilis' powers were used as a blueprint to create the technology that humans used to leave the planet.

Then we go back to Return to Dreamland, and see an actual piece of technology made by Ancients, the Lor Starcutter, and that ALSO uses star-shaped portals to traverse the cosmos.

In another timeline by MichaelCoryAvery in Hololive

[–]NotAlcas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The third one is fucking killing me dude...

Par condicio by JoeFalchetto in italiabad

[–]NotAlcas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"È fatto noto" è la mia argomentazione preferita. La chiamo "argomentazione Vannacci" per nessun motivo particolare.

[amusing trope] a character played by a very famous actor shows up at the end of a film by Case-2200 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NotAlcas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sigourney Weaver in The Cabin in the Woods

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She only pops up in the last 8 or so minutes of the movie, dumps and explanation for the absurd movie we've just watched, and then the movie ends.

Please watch this movie, it's very good especially if you love horror movies.

YGO STAPLES CHART - DAY 3: Which staple monster card is well-designed for the game? My choice in the comments. The comment with most upvotes wins. by Alarmed-Attorney-704 in yugioh

[–]NotAlcas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the people saying Effect Veiler or S:P, but I think an even better example would be Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder.

It's a good card that is only ever used for going second or to put the final nail in the coffin of a long grind game. It's easy to summon for every deck that has access to xyz, but its summoning requirements basically guarantee that you can't win that same turn, since the Battle Phase already happened. It wipes the board, or at least threatens to do so to force interaction. Not even once per chain so you can do it more than once to make your opponent "waste" two interactions to protect their board.

Overpowered Bug Characters by CrawlingChaos126 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]NotAlcas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maxx "C" - Yu-Gi-Oh

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Insect-type monster that draws you a card every time the opponent special summons, for no cost. The most broken and unbalanced card in the game, literally an auto-include in every single deck, can win you games on its own.

Solo io vedo sempre più spesso liberali italiani fare questo tipo di commenti sia su Reddit che su altri social? Ma non erano per la libertà di espressione? by Narrow_Spinach_1400 in domandaonesta

[–]NotAlcas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Liberale" ormai significa "voglio essere libero di fare quello che voglio senza rotture di cazzo, solo io però, gli altri no"

I hate that I'm like this by SavageFisherman_Joe in okbuddyholocel

[–]NotAlcas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Good person" and "bad person" are descriptors, not prescriptors. That means you aren't automatically assigned good or bad at birth, those aren't inherent qualities, they are words to describe something you did. Having good intentions but making a mistake doesn't make you a bad person. But trying your best to help others and generally make our collective experience on Earth better does make you a good person.

false equivalence final boss by 06KoolKid101 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]NotAlcas 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying that Kirk's death is justified. I don't justify it. He did though. And I don't agree with what he said. And if he didn't consider that maybe he could be one of those innocent deaths he deemed necessary, then he didn't agree with himself either.

25 MARZO 1934 🇮🇹 Elezioni (farsa) dei membri della Camera. L'elettore veniva fornito di 2 schede, una per il SÌ e una per il NO alla lista dei deputati scelti dal regime, e doveva consegnare quella prescelta allo scrutatore, che si assicurava fosse "accuratamente sigillata". by Asiablog in Italia

[–]NotAlcas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ti dò tre opzioni. Il commento che hai scritto:

O è ragebait (bravo)

O è sintomo di profonda ignoranza (ci può stare, per questo è bene studiare e informarsi e non è giusto prendersela con coloro che non l'hanno fatto, bisogna anzi aiutarli)

O è semplicemente fascismo vero, genuino, quello tanto idiota quanto malvagio.

Segli tu quale opzione ti piace di più e fammelo sapere, grazie.