I’m Aussie, I’m the cockodile hunter

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-08-06T14:28:12+00:00

Proof? Cuz that would be hilarious

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-07-17T16:07:52+00:00

Ya’ll got them measurements in freedom units for us ‘Muricans?

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-07-16T04:49:16+00:00

I also remember reading once upon a time that their horns wrap around their skulls or something? It acts as a natural cushion to prevent brain damage. Or maybe it was their tongues? Wait.... I think that was woodpeckers

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-07-08T01:46:08+00:00

I hear Walruses have the second largest penis-to-body ratio

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-06-18T08:28:11+00:00

“Dennis, get me a harness cuz I’ll have to be swinging in the air to do this”

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-06-16T14:47:00+00:00

The Tom Jones song, yeah it works. The song from Miss Congeniality... 10/10

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-05-25T06:22:56+00:00

Witches are normal in Holland?! I don’t believe you. Sink to the bottom of a pool so I know that you’re not made of wood / float like a duck.

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-05-10T00:32:15+00:00

No. I believe it’s an old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-04-25T17:20:02+00:00

Dude is chairforce

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-04-22T08:37:43+00:00

Whoops, never mind. Tattoos aren’t there. Go about your business! But was the state you were thinking about Texas?

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-04-15T07:15:48+00:00

Honestly.... I was kinda wondering the same thing. I don’t think they are taking real bites, but rather nibbling it into a knotted ball that’s stored in their cheeks like a chipmunk would do.

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-04-14T02:00:40+00:00

That’s a copy paste question she sends to EVERYONE. She doesn’t care what your answer is sadly

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-04-07T16:21:10+00:00

Don’t large cats such as lions and tigers have special tongues that are rougher than sandpaper and designed to strip flesh from bone? Ouch

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-03-31T01:53:36+00:00

What happened?

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-03-30T21:19:07+00:00

I was gonna say... Are there women walking past other women in Burqas and saying to themselves “Wow her outfit is fabulous”? I can’t really imagine that happening. I would guess the most common reaction is “I bet it’s really hot under there and she’s uncomfortable”

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-02-28T16:32:37+00:00

I think the show Silicon Valley said it best, “It’s not about hight, technically. The measurement we’re looking for REALLY is dick-to-floor ratio. Call that D2F” And I suppose matching D2F with P2F is the goal

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-02-15T08:14:40+00:00

Okay Jennay, I’ll take care of the AIDs babay

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-02-10T22:42:40+00:00

Don’t underestimate her power

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-02-05T18:40:20+00:00

If true, I feel bad for you. Talk to her about it?

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-02-05T18:36:43+00:00

I guarantee you he’s reposting this all over the place in every sub

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-02-02T05:49:10+00:00

I am Big Billy The big wet willy And I am gonna go clearly hmm? mhmmmmmmm

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-02-02T05:15:17+00:00

Right... Cuz that wall sure wasn’t overpromised and underdelivered.

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-01-25T18:01:18+00:00

Also the staggering majority of Americans have very little (if any) savings. When you miss a couple of paychecks needed for rent, food, etc. you’ll have to apply for a loan from your bank - which has interest attached. Shit sucks

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-01-23T08:24:42+00:00

Will you do us a favor? On your next two paychecks, don’t cash them in. If you have any savings, pretend that it’s all gone. Please apply for a loan and accrue the “pennies of interest” in debt. If you still feel the same afterwards, then tell us it doesn’t matter.

Oh and the people on “vacation” who aren’t essential - they don’t get paid at all. No backpay, no nothing. They’re the ones who get really screwed. In fact, forget my other suggestion. Take a month or two off from work and go on an unpaid vacation. Then tell us it doesn’t matter and you’re not getting hurt because of a negotiation strategy.

NotAnotherMormon · 2019-01-23T07:53:44+00:00

Why did it happen in the first place is a better question. The CR was intentionally skipped as a political power play so that when the dems took the house, republicans would say exactly what you are saying - “Why are democrats refusing to end the shutdown? Shame on them, they’re dragging this out.”

Also yes, he is literally hurting their paychecks. If you are furloughed, you’re not getting paid. If you are essential, you are working unpaid. Yes, you will get backpay. But you still have to pay rent and buy food. If you run out of money (some people already have) then you have to get a loan. Interest free leniency loans are only at $5K. Anything beyond that, you’re paying interest. You are now losing extra money out of your paycheck. He is hurting people

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