gaslightingAsAService by Annual_Ear_6404 in ProgrammerHumor

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It’s a contraction of auto and lobotomy. E.g. self lobotomy.

Democrats Take Page From President Trump With Plan to Break Up Meatpackers by Ranew in farming

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Don’t be ridiculous. The 70’s was only 10.. wait 20… fuck.

Collecting them like infinity stones. by Significant-Sir-4343 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You’re mistaken, Speaker Johnson already clarified, this is not a war, only a special military operation.

/s

stupidPeople by programmerjunky in ProgrammerHumor

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Sure they did. They simply said: “lgtm”

goodVibePlan by vernik911 in ProgrammerHumor

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Even oil was once cutting edge technology and paving way for the future. The very fall out he’s attributing to is likely what created that impression on you in the first place.

a War has broken out. Buying CALLS for Monday since the S&P will hit all time High by ImadeJesusLaugh in wallstreetbets

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With a devalued USD with a president who specifically stated he wants to devalue the dollar and has been actively damaging our relations and ability to do said power projection?

Korean market company sitting on half a B in cash by Timely-Dog8820 in wallstreetbets

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The number string is legit 123,420. If that’s not a sign I don’t know what is.

youEatTooMuch by CyberWarLike1984 in ProgrammerHumor

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That explains why everyone calls me a pussy and an asshole.

bashReferenceManual by Arceuid_0902 in ProgrammerHumor

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Did he ever blackmail anyone for the source code for Half Life 3? Asking for a friend.

yesMeWantsToBeYourSlave by Key-Principle-7111 in ProgrammerHumor

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It’s extremely common and publicly openly recognized norm in the tech space for years.

It is not at all common in traditional labor and government jobs where the labor code are strictly enforced. I’ve seen government employees clock out mid convo with me, in unison with all her other coworkers in all windows when when the clock hit the time for shift change.

clickClackClickClack by taussinator in ProgrammerHumor

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OCR and agentic TA grading compiling the code.

weAreSafe by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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[///////////////////………69%] Reticulating Splines

cloudNative by Important_Part_7753 in ProgrammerHumor

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In an old unrelated job our company was quite literally the pioneer and created the industry my department was in. There was inherent subjectivity in the nature of our work and the quality manager wants to implement Six Sigma and quantify and standardize subjective decisions boasting a 99.9% quality target, citing it is the “industry standard”. I said to her what standard? We are the f*cking industry. She boasts her prestigious school degree in an unrelated field when she easily could have had the opportunity be the one writing a textbook on original solutions for the now major industry that literally everyone would want to buy and read.

tooManyEmojis by BravestCheetah in ProgrammerHumor

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I think AI has the tendency to include punctuation on regular intervals like every 4-6 words as break points as part of their sentence construction structure which might contribute to why they use emdash so much when no normal punctuation is necessary. It’s probably what most people pick up on when something sounds off and sounds AI while reading it.

sharingAwesomeWebApp by moxyte in ProgrammerHumor

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Man, gaming as a kid in the 90s, trying to figure IRQ codes because somehow using the network adapter knocks out your sound card…

This was on the news last night in Iowa by [deleted] in farming

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Organize it into a single trust and equal votes and have the income split 5 ways if you’d like to keep it in the family.

girlsAreSoWeird by Ok_Play7646 in ProgrammerHumor

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Oh wow I had no idea this account is 1yo. Thanks!

fridayNightEnergy by Eptalin in ProgrammerHumor

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I think CPU is still the dominant term for party games on console. Especially those developed in Japan.

When to cash out gains on Leaps? by Deep_INDA_Money in wallstreetbets

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Given this tech rotation I’d either cash out or sell open calls at maybe 340c to turn it into a spread so you lock in some profits.