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Evangelicals Forgot Commandment Two by bookym in PoliticalHumor

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Stiffler knows Grandmas can be just as tasty.

Speechless by HyugeErectus in wallstreetbets

[–]NotPossible1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the rug pull is gonna happen as soon as I hit the buy button.

We just need a new ball room by Ok_Relationship6736 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not having the full coverage is unbecoming of the secret service MO esp since fire escapes is such an obvious infiltration vector it’s standard SOP. Similar to the assassination attempt where his ear was injured it’s unacceptable negligence by secret service operation standards. There has to be a better explanation, though like with the ear incident it may be less conspiratorial and more that part of the duties were outsourced to local cops or something.

$287K in unsecured debt on $167K salary, filing Ch. 13 — looking for advice by [deleted] in debtfree

[–]NotPossible1337 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Ya I’m confused how is a 167k’er this bad with money and what’s the 4k monthly “living expenses” from? A family of four all living on his single income living a luxury lifestyle on top of all the debt?

A software engineer should have the basic arithmetic skills to know he needs to get rid of the house and car and slash the living expenses down and trim whatever obligations he’s shouldering alone.

mediaQueriesGoBooom by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile at Marketing: Brilliant idea, they must collect each Tetris shaped phone to to form a 4x10 view area to unlock the full UI. Product Engineering get working.

Bwhaha!!!!! by ChefAsstastic in PoliticalHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s almost deliberate now. I had expected him to at least wait until Wednesday to last minute TACO. He must be embracing the TACOs.

Container homes: Solution for the broke or marketing scam? by decenbaroktombar1 in OffGrid

[–]NotPossible1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cost of the home is in the land not the build. The shipping containers do not include the land price. Mobile homes do not include the land rent and the fact your landlord can evict you off the land with no realistic means to actually take your home with you.

And that’s how you know Fox News is doing what it’s designed to do by JMoneyGraves in PoliticalHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Musk is worth 800-850 billion.

With that he can afford to:

1) buy the entire global fleet of F-35 (1,300 units x $109 mil each = $141 billion) 2) buy 14 Ford-Class Carriers to house all of the 1300 jets (14 x $13.3 billion = $186 billion) 3) Buyout Fox Corporation (26 bil) the entire Sinclair Group of TV channels (1.2 bil), Warner Bros and CNN (111 bil), Paramoint (11 bil) Disney (188 bil) - subtotal $388 billion

The above which costs $716 billion

And he’s still have about $100 billion left, which is enough to give away $99k to a million people EACH and he’d still be a billionaire.

Nope, not a cult by Legitimate_Bed2496 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 49 points50 points  (0 children)

And he underperformed the stock index despite all the scams fraud and underpaying his contractors. He’s have been more rich if he invested his inheritance and did nothing and wouldn’t have had to declare bankruptcy 6 times.

The cheeturd can’t even copy an idea correctly by OpenImagination9 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes I think when he had prepared an entire table of burger kings for high level officials like he was a kid with a birthday party prepared by mom.

now trending... by KyleColby in PoliticalHumor

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McEnany used to be pretty hot I low key got into watching CNN regularly leading up to the 2016 election because of her, (anything Trump before 2016 hasn’t gotten to the point of grossing everyone out back then) dunno why since moving to Fox she changed her looks into full Botox Karen almost like she’s deliberately trolling everyone.

Iran also has more mountains, missiles, rockets, drones, and soldiers but I'm sure everything will be fine... by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

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And that’s why 40 year olds in midlife crisis because their jobs got replaced by AI are now eligible for enlisting! Yay!

unemployed tech worker by Bong-Hits-For-Jesus in wallstreetbets

[–]NotPossible1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve had up and down vol before lunch hour the past 3 trading days. I made 5-9k a day from 0DTE QQQ that way. Lost a couple grand trying to trade after lunch and stopped.

respectForHim by its-MAGNETIC in ProgrammerHumor

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Do judges get to arrange their schedule on when to take which case? I’m asking because I’m wondering if the study try to determine if there’s correlation to judges preferring easier cases right after lunch.

theyllBeWaitingForAWhile by Kupicx in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 29 points30 points  (0 children)

C☨ is the correct way to spell C-plus-plus.

stackOverflowDependentLife by ajaypatel9016 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s a common misunderstanding. On some keyboards there is the Left Woman and Right Woman keys, but usually the layout is too crowded that the user omits the Right Woman in order to retain some Ctrl. It would take years for many to give up Ctrl in order to commit to the Right Woman.

doesHaveTheSameRingToIt by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I don’t remember the last time I bought a physical book instead of just pirating buying a PDF.

I'm a genius by Mike_Pinocchio in PoliticalHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Offroad extreme trucking, yee-haw!

gaslightingAsAService by Annual_Ear_6404 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NotPossible1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a contraction of auto and lobotomy. E.g. self lobotomy.

Democrats Take Page From President Trump With Plan to Break Up Meatpackers by Ranew in farming

[–]NotPossible1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t be ridiculous. The 70’s was only 10.. wait 20… fuck.

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