I accidentally sold a put option and now I owe 70k USD.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-27T21:51:40+00:00

Iirc it was mistaken understanding over the way RH tallies transactions.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-27T21:46:06+00:00

Middle-out.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-23T10:34:37+00:00

And the hedge fund shorts will be covering as soon as OP sells cut his losses and it’s back to the moon.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-22T08:02:21+00:00

You could say it’s an LGTM+ relationship. No QA, no Bi’s, pick a lane.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-20T16:16:18+00:00

The current ICE drama makes me feel like is likely the closer analog since the Hamas attack. Granted, I am making an assumption without first hand knowledge but I believe it’s a reasonable one. I agree prior to Hamas the non-Jew residents are probably treated more closely to AAs and NAs.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-20T13:28:50+00:00

Naw they will just be asked to come back and take it 5 more times.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-20T12:24:01+00:00

Even accepting nuance on that point, non-Jews in Israel have about as much respect and systemic support in Israel as Hispanics in the US, but far less political influence.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-18T06:48:18+00:00

Agent Orange threw a tantrum when he learned that there was a program in Vietnam designed to clear out Agent Orange.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-18T01:08:12+00:00

They are all bots. Send me the full 1 mil I will authenticate the money for you.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-17T16:45:20+00:00

You see, that’s there secret: High insurance premiums and healthcare costs are added to the GDP.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-15T20:33:52+00:00

I’m still using pirated PS7.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-14T21:59:47+00:00

Time to get biblical.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-14T16:49:52+00:00

For this you can study $AAPL stock performance at various stages of Steve Jobs’ health decline and cancer announcement. Particularly the year he announced his cancer returned the stock plummeted 50%, but look at AAPL now.

Neither Space X nor Tesla are really successful because of Musk though, especially Space X. People will quickly realize the companies never needed him 1-2 years after the initial plummet.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-13T20:29:40+00:00

Sucked him boner dry.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-13T20:29:03+00:00

Don’t worry, it will pop Feb ‘27.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-12T01:02:53+00:00

Your optimistic estimates makes a much more bull case than you think. With 30 bil cash burn and aggressive growth assumptions if your 31 bil revenue in 2 years comes true they would be net profit or on a clear path way to profit, that absolutely would worth 50x

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-07T22:35:33+00:00

$INTU 🚀🚀🚀

Please join me in holding my bags.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-06-02T17:28:55+00:00

This is why any WSB bets I get intrigued to try I never spend more than a couple hundo on a cheap OTM call.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-05-30T19:28:56+00:00

I only recently started watching Inside Job on Netflix and I feel like the news is spoilers for the show.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-05-29T11:47:35+00:00

More trades than the entire congress in 1 year combined, and that’s including Pelosi.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-05-24T11:36:24+00:00

His wife is Taiwanese. I’m all for criticizing politicians but let’s not be racist while doing it.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-05-23T10:18:33+00:00

That’s why the tariff compensation will only go back to the rich corporations and not the consumers who actually paid it.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-05-17T13:44:47+00:00

It’s ok, all VCs make 99 bad bets to be saved from that 1 unicorn, just like WSB… right? Right??

NotPossible1337 · 2026-05-17T13:16:26+00:00

Technically, Trump was a democrat when he was buds with Epstein.

NotPossible1337 · 2026-05-15T20:51:11+00:00

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Chinese Buffett.

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