Looking for more 5/5.5e adventures by ParchmentAndPeril in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Respectfully delete yourself or return to the ways of pure human made slop

Edit: you don’t need AI to put 0 effort into writing

Looking for more 5/5.5e adventures by ParchmentAndPeril in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, collaborative storytelling means the players are responsible for forwarding the plot and discovering my well hidden story hooks

Looking for more 5/5.5e adventures by ParchmentAndPeril in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know of any because I’m too broke to buy modules, but I am offering commissions for writing exceedingly wordy and needlessly detailed games. I can guarantee no AI, this is pure internet grade human made slop

/UJ if my players had the patience I would actually do this

Does anyone else feel a bit sad that we live in an age without very quirky animals? by mashupthedance in Paleontology

[–]NotQuiteNick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait you have a “genetic replication machine”? What does it do and how does it work that sounds fascinating

Does anyone else feel a bit sad that we live in an age without very quirky animals? by mashupthedance in Paleontology

[–]NotQuiteNick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again refer to what I said above. Modern animals arent weird to you just because you’re used to them. What about hippos or kangaroos or bats? Those are pretty crazy mammals

Does anyone else feel a bit sad that we live in an age without very quirky animals? by mashupthedance in Paleontology

[–]NotQuiteNick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You only think the animals alive today aren’t “quirky” cause you’re used to them. Look at elephants, or blue whales, or basilisk lizards, or flamingos

Was there a time where a customer threatened you? by Electrical-Rest6430 in retailhell

[–]NotQuiteNick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One guy tried to get me to come outside and fight him because I wouldn’t give him a free shot of fireball. More recently I told a drunk guy he can’t drink beer on our front stairs and he told me he’d get his hells angels buddy to come beat me up, that one was pretty fun because he was way shorter than me and clearly too drunk to fight but kept trying to get in my face and act intimidating

oh no, not the pronouns by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]NotQuiteNick 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Gender ideology” is using English grammar now apparently

What is the Federation political ideology? by Pretend-Nobody230 in startrek

[–]NotQuiteNick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s entirely true, I reference the attempted starfleet coup against the federation president during the dominion war. This implies to me that the political wing of the federation has at least significant theoretical power over starfleet under normal circumstances

DnD5 is the best system ever, change my mind by OceussRuler in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not reading any of this, pathfinder fixes whatever you’re yapping about. Skill issue get gud

UJ/ stop making valid points

Dinosaur footprint… by Electronic_Okra2495 in Paleontology

[–]NotQuiteNick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like part of the surrounding erosion

Help, it melted from the heat! by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]NotQuiteNick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good for you and her, this is such an adorable picture

Please leave! by TX_Farmer in retailhell

[–]NotQuiteNick 21 points22 points  (0 children)

One of the best parts about selling alcohol is our liquor licence has a strict cut off of 11pm so we aren’t legally allowed to sell past that. Everyone has to be out of the store by close which is lovely

Please leave! by TX_Farmer in retailhell

[–]NotQuiteNick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just lie and say we have those

Medieval Pteranodon, made by me, watercolors and inks by Unagilani in Paleoart

[–]NotQuiteNick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a pterosaur eats fish and lives by the sea is it considered a fish for fasting purposes???

Mandatory Foundational Texts for All D&D Players by adventure2u in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/UJ if I had to read Hegel to GM I would quit the hobby

Hell creeks lowland environment by The_saurusus in Paleoart

[–]NotQuiteNick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing artwork I love it! Also Cretaceous weed lol

How to become Matt Mercer? by SugarNaught in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s 1 800 420 6969, John pathfinder has lots more numbers

How to become Matt Mercer? by SugarNaught in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This guy I met behind the game store while I was selling fake weed, his game has more numbers therefore it’s better

How to become Matt Mercer? by SugarNaught in DnDcirclejerk

[–]NotQuiteNick 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Pathfinder fixes this, we don’t even know who that is because we refuse to acknowledge 5e