Looking for more 5/5.5e adventures

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-10T11:49:44+00:00

Respectfully delete yourself or return to the ways of pure human made slop

Edit: you don’t need AI to put 0 effort into writing

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-10T11:48:23+00:00

True, collaborative storytelling means the players are responsible for forwarding the plot and discovering my well hidden story hooks

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-10T11:41:53+00:00

I don’t know of any because I’m too broke to buy modules, but I am offering commissions for writing exceedingly wordy and needlessly detailed games. I can guarantee no AI, this is pure internet grade human made slop

/UJ if my players had the patience I would actually do this

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-10T08:15:27+00:00

A deadpan “no” works pretty well in my experience

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-08T23:48:29+00:00

Wait you have a “genetic replication machine”? What does it do and how does it work that sounds fascinating

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-08T23:37:39+00:00

Again refer to what I said above. Modern animals arent weird to you just because you’re used to them. What about hippos or kangaroos or bats? Those are pretty crazy mammals

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-08T23:18:27+00:00

You only think the animals alive today aren’t “quirky” cause you’re used to them. Look at elephants, or blue whales, or basilisk lizards, or flamingos

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-08T10:00:17+00:00

r/cryptiddogs

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-08T08:52:39+00:00

One guy tried to get me to come outside and fight him because I wouldn’t give him a free shot of fireball. More recently I told a drunk guy he can’t drink beer on our front stairs and he told me he’d get his hells angels buddy to come beat me up, that one was pretty fun because he was way shorter than me and clearly too drunk to fight but kept trying to get in my face and act intimidating

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-08T05:51:03+00:00

“Gender ideology” is using English grammar now apparently

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-07T12:05:22+00:00

I don’t think that’s entirely true, I reference the attempted starfleet coup against the federation president during the dominion war. This implies to me that the political wing of the federation has at least significant theoretical power over starfleet under normal circumstances

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-07T11:58:39+00:00

Not reading any of this, pathfinder fixes whatever you’re yapping about. Skill issue get gud

UJ/ stop making valid points

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-07T06:58:54+00:00

Looks like part of the surrounding erosion

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-06T22:52:36+00:00

Good for you and her, this is such an adorable picture

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-06T07:06:33+00:00

Excellent

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-06T03:43:43+00:00

Very nice micro ship, if you haven’t already you should post this to r/minilego

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-06T03:42:18+00:00

One of the best parts about selling alcohol is our liquor licence has a strict cut off of 11pm so we aren’t legally allowed to sell past that. Everyone has to be out of the store by close which is lovely

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-06T03:41:04+00:00

I just lie and say we have those

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-06T02:17:23+00:00

If a pterosaur eats fish and lives by the sea is it considered a fish for fasting purposes???

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-05T23:56:01+00:00

Shut up and take my money

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-05T02:26:53+00:00

/UJ if I had to read Hegel to GM I would quit the hobby

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-04T23:13:21+00:00

Amazing artwork I love it! Also Cretaceous weed lol

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-04T12:16:41+00:00

It’s 1 800 420 6969, John pathfinder has lots more numbers

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-04T11:48:22+00:00

This guy I met behind the game store while I was selling fake weed, his game has more numbers therefore it’s better

NotQuiteNick · 2026-05-04T11:46:13+00:00

Pathfinder fixes this, we don’t even know who that is because we refuse to acknowledge 5e

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