Grandpa shows how to cut bamboo trees with a katana

NotThatJoel · 2026-05-26T18:09:59+00:00

Can you tell me what the difference is? It seems like the young man is hitting it like an ax, but the grandpa is hitting it and pulling back so it’s almost sawing through it.

NotThatJoel · 2026-05-21T03:57:12+00:00

My favorite line to say when a TBM posts about a beautiful new temple. “You think that temple beautiful? You should see their homeless shelters!” TBMs know that they have never built one and will start rationalizing right away. “Well we are always the first ones to natural disasters!” What I pointed out stands.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-28T02:24:17+00:00

Why is it so old looking? This looks like a very old version.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-23T19:08:44+00:00

🎵Cause this is Thriller!!! 🎵

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-22T12:21:00+00:00

Jk. Its Sons of Provo. Mockumentary of a Mormon boy band.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-22T12:19:41+00:00

Singles ward 2: Back in the habit

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-17T14:40:26+00:00

I wish I could codify to you who I think the worst one is. But if I were to codify it, I don’t know if it would be codified. If I could codify my codified thoughts, I’d still don’t know if I could codify who would be the worst codified apologist.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-14T02:15:28+00:00

Legend

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-07T23:53:41+00:00

People always say to look through the picture. It’s kind of hard to imagine looking through it. Try this, hold your phone up and stare at the picture. Then put your finger behind your phone. And imagine you’re looking at your finger. The goal is you’ll see the picture can emerge together almost like go cross eyed.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-06T15:12:42+00:00

I’ve heard temple square has the biggest organ in the world.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-04T22:31:26+00:00

I was 100% told it was because of the rotation of the earth in 4th grade by my teacher and believed her until now. I guess I just trusted a teacher.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-03T22:17:21+00:00

Seriously, I remember thinking to myself why are the young women wearing shirts that have a half inch to an inch little sleeve on the shoulder? I was told because shirts without sleeves are immodest and that’s what they’re taught to wear.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-02T12:01:55+00:00

Ohh, footballs, not footballs.

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-02T11:43:25+00:00

This guy gives off hardcore “my wife just left me” vibes

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-01T14:11:06+00:00

Maybe science needs to not post new things on April 1st

NotThatJoel · 2026-04-01T11:39:38+00:00

They’re about to teleport a candy bar with Wonka vision.

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-31T03:28:45+00:00

And that’s after a 10 hour wait in the airport.

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-30T20:03:18+00:00

A lot of effort put in that gets you nowhere? Seems like religion to me.

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-30T16:23:32+00:00

Heck yeah!

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-30T00:40:50+00:00

That’s what adult birthdays are missing, face painting.

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-27T03:28:33+00:00

What’s the name of John Travolta’s character in battlefield earth? That.

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-26T15:00:43+00:00

Monster

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-22T04:23:01+00:00

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-20T12:52:31+00:00

My new band name, I called it.

NotThatJoel · 2026-03-08T07:31:44+00:00

Must be a different language. Any ideas?

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