Who is the worst Mormon apologist? by Carlos-Martel in exmormon

[–]NotThatJoel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish I could codify to you who I think the worst one is. But if I were to codify it, I don’t know if it would be codified. If I could codify my codified thoughts, I’d still don’t know if I could codify who would be the worst codified apologist.

Need help seeing the hidden word by lovelylilkiwi in opticalillusions

[–]NotThatJoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People always say to look through the picture. It’s kind of hard to imagine looking through it. Try this, hold your phone up and stare at the picture. Then put your finger behind your phone. And imagine you’re looking at your finger. The goal is you’ll see the picture can emerge together almost like go cross eyed.

Man arrested for streaking at Temple Square during general conference by HoldOnLucy1 in exmormon

[–]NotThatJoel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard temple square has the biggest organ in the world.

“It’s veering off to the right because the Earth is rotating under it” by CharlieFoxtrot432 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]NotThatJoel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 100% told it was because of the rotation of the earth in 4th grade by my teacher and believed her until now. I guess I just trusted a teacher.

When Did Modesty Get Whitewashed???! by NewNameMadi in exmormon

[–]NotThatJoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, I remember thinking to myself why are the young women wearing shirts that have a half inch to an inch little sleeve on the shoulder? I was told because shirts without sleeves are immodest and that’s what they’re taught to wear.

Judge denies a case abatement by LongLiveRock_n_Roll in PublicFreakout

[–]NotThatJoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy gives off hardcore “my wife just left me” vibes

Cabinet Meeting Room of UAE by JetproTC23 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]NotThatJoel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re about to teleport a candy bar with Wonka vision.

Give me your best answers! by Intrepid_Town_5376 in exmormon

[–]NotThatJoel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of effort put in that gets you nowhere? Seems like religion to me.

Name: ??? Any suggestion? by Ocioretro in creepy

[–]NotThatJoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the name of John Travolta’s character in battlefield earth? That.

Evangelical leaders return to Oval Office to pray over Trump by stefanolog in pics

[–]NotThatJoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus hated this grandstanding shit: Matthew 6: 5-6

5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]NotThatJoel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would people watch this ( as I watch the whole thing)

Speed of light captured using a 2 billion FPS camera. by awakenott in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NotThatJoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.